Edward Elric
Chapter 1: The Wonders Of Elric
One Day, There Was This Alchemist Named Edward Elric. Now, He Had Many Friends, And Many Enemies. But, There Was This One Enemy That Had Maybe Done To Him. No One Knows If He's Lying, o Telling The Truth. Until One Night, They Came Across Eachother.
Chapter 2: Fright Night!
"Hey, What Are tu Doin' HERE?!" Edward Said. "Huh?" I Said. "WHAT ARE tu DOING HERE!?" Edward Said. "What Are tu Talking About, Shorty?" I Said. "SHORT!? WHO'RE tu CALLIN' SHORT!?" Edward Said. "Tch..." I Said. "Ehh, I Better Get Used To This. Anyway, Do tu Remember Me?" Edward Said. "...Hmm..." I Spoke Calmly. "You Obviously DO NOT Remember. Well, I'll Tell Ya." Edward Said.
Chapter 3: The Know-It-All Story
Once, When We Were In 4th Grade, tu Always Used To Say "Hey Shorty!" Remember?" Edward Said. "Oh Yeah. Dude, I'm Really Sorry About That." I Said. "I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!!" Edward Said. "SORRY, Keep Goin'." "One Day, tu And Al Came Across Eachother Like Today, And Al Fought tu Just For The Heck Of It, Remember NOW?" Edward Said. "Hmmm, I Remember, Heh I Beat Him So Long hace I Almost Forgot That!" I Said. So, How 'Bout tu And Me Fight All-Out?" Edward Said. "Right Here!?" I Said. "YEAH, RIGHT HERE!!!" Edward Said. "Fine. (What A Waste Of Time.)" I Said.
Chapter 4: The Battle Begins!
So, I Took Out My Tengoku Tou. I Ran Towards Edward, Slashing Him And Making A Mark Right On His Body. With His Wound Bleeding To Death, He Was Almost Out. But Then, He Started Using His Alchemy. A Sword In A circulo, círculo Appeared And A Gray, Huge Metal Sword Came From The Ground. With Blood On The Sword From Many Battles, tu Could Almost Hear The Disembodied Voices Calling Out To Their Family Members. So, Then, We Were Battling With Our Swords. Cut por Cut, Slice por Slice, They're Was Blood Everywhere. With Wounds On Mine And Edward's Bodys. Then, Two Bursts Of Wind Came From The Backs Of Us. And Behind Us, Were A Bag Of Senzu Beans. So We Each Walked Over There, With Bloody Footprints Upping Towards The Small, Tiny Bag. Me And Elric Then Me And Edward Grabbed A Senzu frijol, haba And Ate It. We Then Felt Better And Ready to Fight!
Chapter 5: The Fight's Back On!
We Got In Our Stances, And Started To Fight With Our Bloody Bodys And Swords Again. With Us Bleeding To Death, Our Shirts Were Cut Off. "Damn, If We Keep This Up One Of Us Will Die!" I Thought To Myself. "Heh Heh Heh." I Said. "What The Hell Are tu Laughing About?" Edward Said. "We Both Have Taken So Many Blows. So, Why Don't We Finish This Off Here?" I Said. "Hmm-hmm, Fine." Edward Said. "BANKAI! HIHIO TENGOKU!!" I Said. With My Sword Turning Into A 2 Ton Ape, He Attacked Edward With Bloody Knuckles Hitting Edward's Face So Many Times. Until Edward Passed Out, The Crazy Ape Kept Hitting His Face So Many Times, He Almost Died. And Then, He Fainted. Soon, I Brought Him To A Hospital Nearby. Running With Bloody Feet, I Finally Make It To The Hospital. Then, Went The Precesures.
Chapter 6: tu Alright!?
Soon, I Invited Alphonse, Roy & Winry Over To The Hospital. Then, Edward Woke Up And dicho "Damn, My Head Hurts. Where Am I?" "The Hospital." I dicho As I Walked Over To Him. "Tch, I Almost Killed tu Last Night." I dicho Daringly. "WHAT!? tu ALMOST KILLED EDWARD!!!???" Alphonse, Roy And Winry Said. "DAMN IT ALL, tu JUST RUINED THE SURPRISE PARTY!!!' I Said. "Oops." They All Said. "Well, Atleast tu Didn't Die, Shorty, Heheh." I Said. "STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! DAMN IDIOT!!!" Edward dicho As He Was Getting Up Out Of The Hospital Bed. "STOP!!!" Al dicho As He Stood Infront Of Me And Edward. "Tch, Fine." I Said. "So What Happened Between tu Two?" Alphonse Said. "Heh, Well, It's A LONG Story." I Said.
THE END...
