There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the other boys would constantly tease him. They would always say he was dumb. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime, Johnny would always take the nickel -- they said, because it was bigger.

One day, after Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and dicho publicado hace más de un año

awwww someone unfaned this club. :( It was 3,235 but now it's 3,234. publicado hace más de un año

Poison ivy is not ivy and poison oak is not an oak. They are both part of the cashew family. publicado hace más de un año

yes i am dead but i am now a ghost publicado hace más de un año

OHMGOSH!!!! I'm in third place! publicado hace más de un año

everyone. Some advise for fighting trolls!!! I learned this from Jon (katealphawolf) Ignore them and they will get bored. So just don't talk to a troll. publicado hace más de un año

This movie is shit, tu stupid american furrikids publicado hace más de un año

*crying* i wont SexyKete back publicado hace más de un año

hola guys publicado hace más de un año

hola everyone! How are tu guys doing? publicado hace más de un año

what up every one ? publicado hace más de un año

Dolphins sleep with one eye open publicado hace más de un año

wow dead publicado hace más de un año

How is everyone? bandeja de entrada me o something lol I'm in a gd mood!! publicado hace más de un año

what book shood i read siguiente #1 SERPENT o #2 TREASURE ? publicado hace más de un año

hello! publicado hace más de un año

what up and how is everyone ? publicado hace más de un año

Anyone have Xbox live? My GT Diablo1163 publicado hace más de un año

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts publicado hace más de un año

that awkward moment that tu post a "that awkward moment when" joke without an awkward moment publicado hace más de un año

I found out alphaGarth is gone....... -howls long- we lost another pack brother... :( publicado hace más de un año

hola everyone I'm back!!!! And btw I'm looking for a mate, anyone interested o any pointers? bandeja de entrada me! publicado hace más de un año

well good night everyone, i hope tu all had fun day!!!!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

hi can i registrarse im Frost a snow white lobo just like lily with green eyes female and i am very strong nobble and proud can i registrarse please i <3 A&O its my fav cant wait fro april 2012 on the first the segundo one comes out that día please publicado hace más de un año

The Muppets is a funny movie publicado hace más de un año

So what we all up to then?? How are we all? :) publicado hace más de un año

Q: If tu call a large turkey a gobbler what do tu call a small one?
A: Goblet.
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Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
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Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
* * *
Q: Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian?
A: It had an arrow escape. publicado hace más de un año

Q: Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road?
A: To get to the other side.
* * *
Q: Why don't tu let a turkey get near corn?
A: Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.
* * *
Q: What do tu call it when tu drop a turkey from a helicopter?
A: Dead weight.
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Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.
* * * publicado hace más de un año

Jimmy: Mmmmm! That turkey smells good and it's not even done yet. How long will it be?
Mom: About the same length as it was before I put it into the oven, I suppose. publicado hace más de un año

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed! publicado hace más de un año

Q: What sound does a el espacio turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. publicado hace más de un año

New Thanksgiving Jokes! publicado hace más de un año

Happy Thanksgiving! publicado hace más de un año

An egg that is fresh will sink in water, but a stale one won't publicado hace más de un año

good morning happy thanksgiving everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

In 49 minutos its thanksgiving publicado hace más de un año

just finished watching the green avispón, hornet publicado hace más de un año

wow it is 11:00pm good night publicado hace más de un año

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted por people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hora of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do tu do to stop people from asking tu for legal consejos when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The siguiente day... publicado hace más de un año

A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the little old lady replies, "Three million dollars." The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says,"Cash. I've got it right here in this bag..." publicado hace más de un año

Happy Thanksgiving KingSimba4Ever9, trueshadowolf, Humphrey59 and to the rest of the people here publicado hace más de un año

Who here knows that I'm dark kate? publicado hace más de un año

Btw, is anybody going to see Rise Of The Guardians? It looks pretty good. publicado hace más de un año

happy early thanksgiving publicado hace más de un año

*get a weed hacker* *killing oranges!* RAAA!!! (Been awhile since I publicado a wall, how is everybody?) publicado hace más de un año

Most lipstick contains pescado scales publicado hace más de un año

ok who dies first *shoots gun in air* HUH! publicado hace más de un año

FDR beat president ever !!!! publicado hace más de un año

so sleepy, but good morning everyone, i will be back i have a 1/2 día of school today publicado hace más de un año

acebo cow deviantart montage lol XD publicado hace más de un año

hello guys did tu miss me? i see lots of new members thats good. well welcome to the AO fanclub and kts nice to meet tu publicado hace más de un año

The names bond, ionic bond (are there any chemists in the house?!) *i crack my self up* :D publicado hace más de un año

*yawn* tired :L well I'm going to cama so talk later night pack :) publicado hace más de un año

Unlike a normal housecat, the Siberian tiger loves to swim. publicado hace más de un año

night publicado hace más de un año

hello everyone! publicado hace más de un año

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell tu why it isn't. publicado hace más de un año

Knowledge is knowing a tomate is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a frutas salad. publicado hace más de un año

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until tu hear them speak. publicado hace más de un año

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag tu down to his level and beat tu with experience. publicado hace más de un año

well, open season, again......... publicado hace más de un año

The only jointless bone in the body is in your throat publicado hace más de un año

man i never publicado here for while so yea so is on and how are ya? sly still wanted to be added if interested to be a best friend if tu did alrighty...well i'm glad tu did but i need friends and más apoyar and active at my club and please registrarse it..it's very fun!!! publicado hace más de un año

it was a snowy day... i was in the middle of no where... it kept snowing none stop... i was also a wolf... and the sun was was full of such darkness!...im all alone... *gets depressed and crys*... i feel... like shit! ...like no one cares for me.... and is this... who i am?...

...this was just a dream also... publicado hace más de un año

Havent publicado for a while and bored out of my mind :/ so how is everybody then?? :) publicado hace más de un año

hola guys, im back, i missed the club to much to stay away, so im back publicado hace más de un año

well i need my sleep good night everyone see tu all tomarrow publicado hace más de un año

heres something i found it was a funny conversation ) TOM: hola edd is it ok if i drink this milk? edd: thats not leche tom thats white paint. *tom drinks half of the glass of the white paint* TOM: still ok right? edd: *facepalm* i guess... *drill sound* WAIT MATT WHAT ARE tu DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW! publicado hace más de un año

i am not living i am so happy publicado hace más de un año

~dies from no huggles~ x .x publicado hace más de un año

Thanksgiving joke:
Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road?
It was the chickens día off! publicado hace más de un año

well in in 6 houers i will be living fanpop not for ever but for a long tine i will miss all of tu publicado hace más de un año

hola whats up everybody publicado hace más de un año

Sleep little cub,
And quiet your eyes.
Bottle your tears,
and soften your cries.
Dream,little soldier.
I'll never be far.
I'll find tu my soldier,
wherever tu are. publicado hace más de un año

@thehumphrey tu made my día thank you, tu are the best publicado hace más de un año

"What time does the biblioteca open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at inicial in the middle of the night to ask a pregunta like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do tu want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who dicho I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out." publicado hace más de un año

hola everybody im backkkkkk lol publicado hace más de un año

*helicopter comes spinning over and explodes* wow thats the first interesting thing i`ve seen in awhile i`ll go make sure the pilot is ok publicado hace más de un año

it saturday publicado hace más de un año

Hi anyone!!!!:) publicado hace más de un año

hola guys! hehe publicado hace más de un año

How does Humphrey keep his teeth so white :D publicado hace más de un año

:| publicado hace más de un año

Thanksgiving break! publicado hace más de un año

link olease registrarse publicado hace más de un año

A limón contains más sugar than a fresa publicado hace más de un año

it Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps siguiente to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy tu another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This día is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. publicado hace más de un año

Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born. publicado hace más de un año

winston is whistleing*
then kates daughter all the sudden attacked him for cookie!)
kates daughter: COOKIE!!!
winston: i dont have a cookie!!! please!!!! eve has some!
kates daughter: must go after her!!! publicado hace más de un año

hola all! how's everyone.... publicado hace más de un año

I'M BACK!!! So...how is everyone? :) I hope your reciente days have been good! publicado hace más de un año

well today was boring publicado hace más de un año

Q: What kind of cheese just isn't your's?
A: Nacho Cheese! (Not your cheese!) publicado hace más de un año

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies! publicado hace más de un año

I forgot what I was going to say... publicado hace más de un año

*yawns and streaches* ahh well night pack speak to tu all soon :) publicado hace más de un año

Humphrey: hola kate wheres our daughter?
Kate: Oh shes looking for a cookie, i told her tu have it, now shes going to attack you!
Humphrey: WAIT WHAT?!
thier daughter: *ATTACKS HUMPHREY LOOKING FOR COOKIE*
Thier daughter: COOKIE!!! publicado hace más de un año

well, the artshow is coming this feburary, im going to try and sign up for it... but im kinda nervus publicado hace más de un año

I just realized. That the last chapter of The Brotherhood has been covered por tons of other stories. Either I need to get to work, o I just need to forget about it. I mean siguiente week is thanksgiving break and as of now I am free so I'll have A LOT of time to update it, but I haven't seen many people lectura my stories so it is starting to feel as a waste of time. What do tu think? Should I keep up with The Brotherhood, o any of my series for that matter? Cause if not. I'm going to party. o3o publicado hace más de un año