How do I become a member of Alice Cooper's fanclub?

I ask,beg, borrow, steal and do strange things with muñecas to get in while wearin over-sized hats and leer at people staring at me, If that doesn't work, I hand out money until I get in.

He has rocked the house for so many years

Well, hanging yourself wouldn't be right, but maybe getting a boa named Kachina, would be a good start!