SEASON 1!
Alex: Morning, Dr Model.
Izzie: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex: Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Izzie: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?
Izzie: Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? [She rips off her camisa, camiseta and throws it at Alex] What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Let’s see if I remember my anatomy. [Takes off her pants] Glutes, right? Let’s study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med. school! Have tu had enough o should I continue, because I have a few más very interesting tattoos. tu want to call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on Two-Hundred Grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.
Izzie: [to a patient after he throws up on Alex] tu are so my favorito! person today.
SEASON 2
Alex: Dude hits like my sister.
Izzie: Oh, so por that definition, tu got beat up por a girl.
Izzie: Why do tu do that?
Alex: Do what?
Izzie: Act like an culo whenever any one but me is around. They hate tu enough as it is.
Izzie: It's just tu think, tu think tu know someone, know who they are. tu share a house and make wishes on eyelashes with them and we don't know each other, none of us. We're just a bunch of interns who work together. There's nothing there.
Alex: Wait
Izzie: What?
Alex: tu have an eyelash. [Places eyelash on palm] Make a wish and blow it away. [Speaking to other nurse] Hey, Nurse Ratchet, there's a dead guy stinking up room 4125. Do something before he rots.
Izzie: [walking away] See, that is exactly what I'm talking about. Why are tu so afraid of mostrando people tu are a decent human being?
Izzie: How can someone be so offensive and yet so charming all at the same time?
Alex: It's an art form.
Alex: tu dicho that word so many times today, it doesn't even sound like a word anymore. Just saying tu can talk to me. Cuz, tu know, even if I repeat every word tu say, no one around here likes me, they just call me a liar and a moron.
Meredith: Izzie likes you. You're blushing.
Alex: Shut up.
Meredith: tu should take something.
Cristina: Drugs are for babies.
Izzie: I hate Alex.
Cristina: And the non sequitur award goes to...
Izzie: I’m sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Cristina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Cristina: Yep.
Alex: So, dude. What’s the deal with Izzie?
George: She shaved her legs for you.
Alex: And?
George: And tu didn’t kiss her goodnight.
Patient: She shaved her legs for tu and tu didn’t follow through?
Alex: hola I followed through, I always follow through.
George: tu didn’t last night.
Alex: Mind your own business.
George: Mind... She had expectations, women have expectations and tu didn’t meet them. hola I live with these women and every time tu guys don’t meet their expectations I have to hear about it. So it is my business.
Izzie: I had a good time. Really. Thank you. It's the perfect evening. Best fecha ever.
Alex: Izzie.
Izzie: tu know I especially like the part where tu treated me like crap the entire night. That was fun.
Alex: I had a good time.
Izzie: Really?
Alex: Yeah.
[Izzie leans in, hoping...waiting for a goodnight kiss]
Alex: I gotta go.
Izzie: Seriously?! Seriously?!!
Izzie: Seriously?
Izzie: tu couldn't even have bothered to kiss me goodnight, Izzie continues. You're a coward, and you're just as shallow as tu seem.
Izzie: tu kissed me.
Alex: Yes, I did.
Izzie: Should we?... I mean, there's a discussion that we could have... if tu wanted to have one?
Alex: Izzie, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.
Izzie: Ok.
Izzie: I couldn't do it. [Referring to having her ovaries and breasts removed].
Alex: What? Make yourself all hot and sexy for your boyfriend like Yang?
Cristina: Go wrestle something.
Alex: Here's the thing - I like your rack.
Izzie: God, what is wrong with you? Why do tu have to be so - what is wrong with you?
Alex: I like your rack and I'd want them around if I could have them, trust me I would, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if tu got rid of them... because really, I'd want you.
[Izzie slaps him]
Alex: Ow! What was that for?
[she kisses him]
Alex: [To Meredith, about telling Izzie he failed his Medical Board Exam] If I tell Izzie, she'll be all supportive and--She may as well just rip my nads off and turn them into earrings.
Izzie: Hey. I’ve been looking for you.
Alex: Hey.
Izzie: I’m on the quints case.
Alex: Yeah I heard.
Izzie: Yeah they’re going to need multiple surgeries once they’re delivered. I put tu on the pager lista (she smiles) so you’re in too.
Alex (looks uncomfortable): Yeah I kinda got my own cases to worry about. So …
Izzie: Okay Alex, was it me? Because we seem to actually be having a normal time. A good time.
Alex: Yeah we were having a good time.
Izzie: Well then was it me? Was it something I did o …
Alex: It wasn’t you. (he shrugs) I just … just didn’t feel like doing it. I was tired, tu know?
Izzie (smiles): Well do tu feel like doing it tonight?
Alex (half nods but still looks uncomfortable): I’m on call, so …
Izzie: Okay, well do tu feel like doing it now?
Alex (intrigued): What right now?
Izzie: People have sex in this hospital all the time.
Izzie: Is it just me o … tell me it’s me.
Alex: It’s not you.
Izzie: Well then is it a medical thing? Or, o a problem? Because guys have problems sometimes.
(Izzie puts on a green sweater top)
Alex: I don’t have a problem. (He reaches out and takes her hand in his) Get back down here. We’re going to do this until we do it.
Izzie (smiles): Okay.
(He pulls her onto the cama and starts removing her drawstrings to her scrub pants. Izzie laughs. All of a sudden her beeper goes off. She checks it and sighs)
Izzie: Uh. 911. I’m sorry. (She sits up and kisses Alex on the cheek) Dammit.
Alex (grins nodding): Heard tu broke his penis. Nice.
Meredith: So I’m having a lot of sex. What’s wrong with that?
Alex: Nothing wrong with that at all.
Meredith: It only gets problematic when tu start to care. When tu let your emotions get in the way. (Alex looks at Izzie) tu know?
Alex: Yeah, right.
(He walks up slowly to Izzie but his pager beeps. Izzie notices him and Alex looks at his pager)
Alex: Dammit.
Izzie: He's unbelievable. I'm so glad I never slept with him. Which is his loss. Because I'm really good in bed. Mind-blowingly good in bed.
Cristina: Are tu trying to seduce us?
Izzie: And he sleeps with Olivia, instead of me. Olivia?!
George: Hey, I slept with Olivia.
Izzie: Well, then tu both have bad taste.
George: tu know, tu can't say that tu weren't warned. Alex has always been Alex.
Meredith: tu dodged a bullet, Iz. You're better off without him.
Cristina: Why are tu even surprised? tu sleep with a snake, tu get bit.
Izzie: Thanks, guys. . . for the support.
Olivia: I had no idea that tu and Alex were a couple. It's just... I was having a bad day. And it was good... to have someone. And to talk to. I mean.. Not. Good to. Alex? Really.. Is.. Good. I mean. He's good in the way he's good person good. Not that kind of good. tu know. Good in cama good. Which. He is. As I'm sure tu know. O...Kay. Well. Bye.
George: Do tu think we'll get a new resident?
Alex: Nah, They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do.
Izzie: Yeah, well, tu would know.
Izzie: tu failed your...YOU'RE HELPING HIM?
Izzie: He CHEATED on me! He CHEATED on me!
Cristina: I told tu she'd find out.
Izzie: Oh, of COURSE you're in on it. He CHEATED on me! With George's skanky syph nurse!
Meredith: We KNOW he cheated on you, that's why we let tu turn the house into Santa's freaking Village. We're not big on holidays. tu know that, but we're trying to be supportive, because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex is having a harder time.
Izzie: Why does anybody care what kind of time Alex is having.
Meredith: Because he's Dirty Uncle Sal! [insert awkward pause, strange looks, springy sound effects, and little confused sputters from Cristina and George with a slight glare from Izzie here] He's Dirty Uncle Sal! He's the one who embarrasses everyone at family reunions and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls but tu invite him to the picnic anyway. [Pause, looks, sound effect, sputters, and glares continue] I have a mother who doesn't recognize me and as far as family goes this hospital, tu guys, are it. So I know you're pissed at Alex but maybe tu could try and help him anyway--sort of like in the spirit of this holiday tu keep shoving down everybody's throats!
Izzie: Wake up. God, no wonder tu failed your boards. What, do tu expect to learn this stuff por osmosis?
Alex: What are tu doing here?
Izzie: I'm a farmer, okay, I'm drooling, puking, and crapping my pants.
Alex: I can't believe you're helping me.
Izzie: Well I'm not ACTUALLY crapping my pants, now am I?
Alex: Why would tu want to help me after what I did?
Izzie: BECAUSE, IT'S WHAT jesús WOULD FREAKIN' DO!
Alex: Is the nausea constant o intermittent?
Izzie: Constant.
Alex: When did it first start?
Izzie: After I worked in the fields all day.
Alex: Do tu have any allergies you're aware of?
Izzie: No. [Starts crying]
Alex: Izzie, I never wanted to hurt you.
Izzie: tu didn't hurt me. I don't even know you. I'm a farmer.
Alex: You're, you're still the patient?
Izzie: What does it look like?
Alex: It's organo phosphates. Pesticide poisoning. Crying is a symptom, that's it right?
Richard: Oh and people our nurses are gonna have to work extra hours to compensate so treat them well. Cranky nurses don’t do us any good.
(The crowd disperse and Izzie and George walk past Alex)
Izzie (to Alex): Well maybe tu can cheer them up.
Izzie: tu know what? My New Year’s resolution was to let it go, and I am and I have let it go. I apologize.
George (amazed): tu do?
Izzie: I do. How’d your test go?
Alex: I feel pretty good about it but I won’t know for a few days.
Izzie: Well we’re all pulling for you.
George: We are?
Izzie: We are.
Izzie: [to Alex] Congratulations, you're not an idiot. Except when tu are being an idiot.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the o floor with the guy who might literally explode their faces.
Izzie: Alex!
[Cut to the supply closet of hyperventilation, unrequited amor and unleashed passion where Izzie's practicing her lip locking moves on her non-boyfriend]
Izzie: Take off your pants.
Alex: Izzie, what are tu doing?
Izzie: I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants.
Alex: tu realize when I dicho the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally.
Izzie: Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do tu want to stand there and talk metaphors, o do tu want to literally take off your pants?
Izzie: I laugh at funerals
Alex: I don’t go to funerals… Izzie, Iz--
Izzie: I was jealous, I was jealous of Meredith in the surgery and I was jealous and now, now who’s jealous Alex
Alex: It’s gonna be ok
Izzie: Yeah
Alex: It’s just what tu say
Izzie: I know
Alex: Where are tu going?
Izzie: I can’t just… I gotta do something to help. Thank tu for saying it’s gonna be ok, even if it is just what tu say
Alex: Who's gonna tell him?
Izzie: I gave tu sex in the linen closet, tu tell him.
Alex: Fair enough
Izzie: tu have dirty in your eyes
Alex: tu have dirty in your eyes
Izzie: I'm not doing dirty with tu anymore. It was a one-time lapse in judgment
Alex: No it was a four time lapse in judgment.
Izzie: Well, it’s not gonna happen again
Alex: Oh, ok.
Izzie: I'm serious. We're friends and it didn’t work when we tried to be más than that, so, as fun as it was, it’s not gonna happen again
Alex: Stop looking at me.
Izzie: I'm not looking at you, I'm rounding.
Alex: I'm rounding too.
Izzie: Fine.
Alex: Fine.
Izzie: tu know when tu don’t have sex for a while tu sort of forget how good it is and tu don't really need it as much?
George: Yeah that doesn't happen to guys.
Izzie: It’s like a beast, a beast that was asleep for a long, long time. And now the beast is wide-awake and wants to be fed and the comida that Alex gave it-- it was good comida George.
George: Something needs to be done about your taste.
Izzie: Ah, you’re just jealous because your beast is still asleep.
George: My beast isn’t asleep. My beast never sleeps.
George: tu fed the beast didn’t you?
Izzie: Twice.
Izzie: What? So I slept with him again. So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough. Can we get over the shocked silence already
Alex: tu free tonight?
Izzie: I might be.
Izzie: Just so we're clear, we're over, Alex. This is over.
Alex: What? You're breaking up with me over a corpse?
Izzie: No! No! I'm breaking up with tu because, on your very best day, that corpse... is twice the man tu will ever be. You're not good enough for me, Alex. You're not good enough for anyone.
Izzie: All I'm saying George, is that if she needs to pee she can at least wear a bra. o maybe wait until she's alone. And for the amor of everything sanitary, could she just wash her hands? She's a surgeon!
George: tu guys were blocking the sink. Anyways, I think you're exaggerating.
Izzie: She peed! Naked peeing! Ask Meredith, Meredith. Oh that's right, I forgot, you're not talking to her. If tu were, she would tell tu that Callie crosses the line. So crossed the line. So freaking crossed.
Alex: Oh, we're still pretending that you're not seeing a patient, right?
Izzie: Oh, ass! Hey.
Alex: Isobel Stevens has finally left the hospital. Does this mean corazón patient dude finally kicked it?
Izzie: I'm sorry, this section of the bar is for surgeons. We don't socialize with gynecologists.
Meredith: Alex, do this... for Izzie.
Alex: I'm not guaranteeing anything
Alex: Oh, tu look nice.
Izzie: Thanks, so do you. Hot date?
Alex: Nah, this thing is cheesy, I wouldn't waste a decent chick on this. tu headed in?
Izzie: Yeah, I'm just gonna go see Denny first.
Alex: Oh, OK.
Izzie: Can tu please, please, just get out? I want to be alone with Denny.
Alex: Izzie, that's not Denny.
Izzie: Shut up.
Alex: Izz, its not Denny. The minuto his corazón stopped beating he stopped being Denny. Now I know tu amor him, but he also loved you. And a guy that loves tu like that, he doesn't want tu to do this to yourself. Because it's not Denny, not anymore.
Izzie: An hora hace he was proposing. And now . . . and now he's going to the morgue. Isn't that ridiculous? Isn't it the most ridiculous piece of crap you've ever heard? [starts sobbing]
[Alex picks her up, cradling her, and sits down on a chair holding and rocking her while she sobs]
SEASON 3
Izzie : Hi, Izzie Stevens. Washington
Alex: Hi. Alex Karev. Iowa.
Izzie: This is nice, right? They throw a mezclador for the new interns.
Alex: Yeah. It’s just an excuse to get us … all happy and drunk before they torture us. What program are tu in?
Izzie : Surgery.
Alex: Seriously?
Izzie : Seriously. What?
Alex : I- I picked tu for GYNE o PEDS o something.
Izzie : tu don’t think I can be a surgeon? I can be a surgeon.
Alex : Surgery is hardcore.
Izzie: I’m hardcore.
Alex: tu won’t last the 1st año babe.
Alex: Does it hurt?
Izzie: Yeah.
Alex: Where does it hurt?
Izzie: Everywhere...
Alex: Maybe it hurts for a reason.
Alex: Dr. Stevens is shadowing me today, so-
Izzie: Which one of these cases do tu need us on?
Mark: It's a really tragic one. I found out just this morning that I have over two weeks worth of dry cleaning that needs to be picked up. Stat."
Alex: Cool, that's it?
Mark: See, we're like a well-oiled machine, tu and me. I also need tu two to get me a emparedado, sándwich de from that pathetic excuse for a deli. tu know the one I like, Karev. Oh, and go easy on the mayo this time. I think you're trying to kill me."
Izzie: Tell me again why tu put up with this crap?
Alex: Because one of these days he's gonna crack and let me in on a case.
Izzie: tu sure tu wanna do plastics that badly?
Mark: There tu are! What, did tu go all the way to New York for my pastrami?
Alex: Extra spicy, extra lettuce, light on the mayo.
George: Why aren't tu bragging about decanutlating the heart?
Cristina: I didn't decanulate the heart.
Izzie: Izzie and Alex do not believe you.
Meredith: Okay, what are tu two doing?
Izzie: Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person.
Alex: They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it.
Mark: How're tu doing, Mr. Jeffries?
Frank: Oh, Frank's doin' okay. He'd be doin' alot better if the twins were even.
Alex: Uh... twins?
Frank: Frank's new pecs
Izzie: Who is Frank?
Frank: You're lookin' at him!
Mark: Frank, these are interns. I'm supposed to be teaching them. Apparently, this is a teaching hospital. Karev?
Alex: Frank Jeffries is post op día three for pectoral enhancement surgery. There was a slight complication when a saroma formed."
Mark: And what is a saroma?
Izzie: A build up of blood and fluid under the skin.
Mark: And that concludes today's teaching. A tube was inserted in Mr. Jeffries' chest to drain the excess fluid. I want tu to monitor him, check the tube for fluid output, change the dressing, and Dr. Stevens, I guess tu can... watch."
Alex: Actually Dr. Stevens is an excellent doctor.
Mark: Yeah. That's what I hear.
Izzie: I didn't know tu still feel that way about me.
Alex: Me either.
Izzie: I... I can't... I just...
Alex: Alex gets it. Alex is sorry he's such an idiot.
Izzie: Can Izzie buy Alex a drink?
Meredith: Izzie, tu cut the LVAD wire and she stuck por tu and did Denny's ECHO. Alex cheated on Izzie with syph nurse and she helped tu study for your boards. And George, when everybody was calling tu 007-"
George: She was calling me 007.
Meredith: Just let her off the hook.
Alex: It's okay.
Izzie: Sorry.
Izzie: Hey. tu been waiting long?
Man: Almost an hour?
Izzie: Mmm.
Man: Are tu my doctor?
Izzie: I can be. We have a clinic right outside those doors. No wait.
Alex: What's wrong with you?
Man: It hurts when I pee.
Alex and Izzie: Oh!
Alex: We can help with that.
Izzie: Yeah, it's easy. It's nothing. We could have tu outta here in less than an hour.
Man: Are tu hitting on me.
Izzie: We need patients. tu need doctors. And we just happen to be surgeons.
Man: tu think I need surgery?
Alex: tu never know.
Izzie: It's free. A free clinic.
Man: But my co-pays only ten bucks.
Izzie: That's lunch.
Izzie: Alex, God!
Alex: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen it all before.
Izzie: What the hell are tu doing here?
Alex: Moving in.
Izzie: What?
Izzie: No, no. I'm not done in there yet.
Alex: Oh, no don't worry, not looking, not interested.
Izzie: Sorry about the lights.
Alex: Whatever. Food's good.
Izzie: tu want some pie?
Alex: Nah, I gotta go.
Izzie: Ah, big plans, got a hot date? Oh, good for you. I guess not interested really meant not interested.
Alex: Iz, tu didn't want me.
Izzie: Yeah, but that doesn't mean I want tu to want anyone else. Am I gonna be alone, pining over a dead guy forever?
Alex: I hope not, it's kind of a waste.
Izzie: Am I supposed to mover on now? Do people look at me and say she's gotta get over it already it's running her life?
Alex: You'll mover on when you're ready to.
(He kisses her cheek)
Alex: What are tu watching?
Izzie: Why can't tu sleep?
Alex: No reason.
Alex: Limes!
Meredith: Limes.
Izzie: Limes.
Alex: So what are we drinking to this time?
Izzie: Friends. Crappy friends.
Meredith: Family. Crappy family.
Alex: Again?
Meredith: Again.
Izzie: Again.
Meredith: Who wants another?
SEASPON 4!
Alex: Callie's a bitch.
Izzie: Word!
Izzie: Alex, I need a favor.
Alex: I don't have time for favors. I'm working here.
Izzie: Well, what are tu doing at lunch?
Alex: According to my interns, I'm watching Torres kick your culo all up and down the cafeteria.
Izzie: How do they know?
Alex: So it's true. What'd tu do to her?
Izzie: Nothing.
Alex: Dude.
Alex: She wasn't breathing, chief.
Izzie: We didn't know what else to do.
Izzie: Can tu imagine being 14 years old and having some doctor tell tu you've got cancer? What do tu do with that?
Alex: Well, tu fight. Camille's a fighter. tu two have that in common. So what's it gonna be, Stevens gets her bones broken o Torres gets taken to the trailer park?
Izzie: Neither. It's not happening. But if it does, will tu pull her off me?
Alex: tu gonna tell me what tu did to her?
Izzie: tu have to promise not to say anything to anybody. Swear.
Alex: I swear. Jeez.
Izzie: I slept with George. I know. I'm a terrible person. Which is why I'm gonna let her get one good puñetazo, ponche in. Maybe two. I deserve it. No, one. Then tu pull her off me.
Alex: tu slept with O'Malley?
Izzie: Alex, tu just dicho tu wouldn't say anything.
Alex: I won't, believe me. This...I'm embarrassed for you.
Alex: Believe me, tu don't want to know.
Izzie: Alex.
Alex: I'm just saying, whatever it is, it's not worth it.
Izzie: Actually, it is. Some things are worth fighting for.
Izzie: What, I'm invisible now?
Alex: What do tu want?
Izzie: So tu hate me now, too. Well, registrarse the club.
Alex: tu and O'Malley? O'Malley!
Izzie: What? What is it that I did that is so horrifying? I fell in love, Alex.
Alex: He's married.
Izzie: Yeah, so? You're carrying a big ol' torch for Ava o Jane Doe o whatever it is that tu call her, and she's married. So what gives tu the right to judge what I do? Why do tu even care?
Alex: tu told me tu weren't ready yet...after Denny... to be with anyone. And then O'Malley? O'Malley. And then tu tell me like I'm one of your chick friends. Come on.
Izzie: Come in.
(Alex tosses her a box of tissues)
Alex: Keep it down, will you?
Meredith: What are tu guys doing up?
Izzie and Alex: Couldn't sleep.
SEASON 5!
Alex: Did she tell tu that I cried? Because THAT is a lie.
(to Meredith, about Izzie.)
Meredith: I'm sorry about chasing Alex.
Izzie: I forgive you.
Izzie: Did tu know that Meredith was planning on making us mover out?
Alex: I'm kind of busy here, Iz.
misceláneo girl: tu can registrarse us if tu want.
Izzie: Noo
Izzie: Guess what I found. An Apartment. A beautiful apartment with hardwood floors and a fireplace that tu can build fires in. And I can't afford it por myself. So .. I thought tu could get over yourself. We could live together.
Alex: No, thanks.
Izzie: Did I mention the hardwood floors? And the fireplace?
Alex: I'd rather live in my car.
Izzie: So apparantly there is some kind of leak. And the chief wants me to mover all the pre-op patients to the clinic so who is free to help me? AaAaah!
(Alex hit Izzie)
Alex: I have a high pain
Izzie: tu know what? Throw him out. Not me, just him.
Alex: She likes me more.
Izzie: I bake for everyone and I clean. The only thing tu bring to the house is filth. What would tu prefer Meredith? chocolate cake o a STD?
Alex: Hello
Alex: tu estola my surgery!
Izzie: Using me as a doormat is one thing. Screwing with my career is another! I have been wiping your snot and covering your culo for weeks now. And all you've done is abuse me. And for a little while tu get to do that because you're heartbroken and pathetic, and I'm a good friend. But it ends now. Get your own surgery and wipe your own snot.
Izzie: Son of a bitch.
Alex: Go cry to somebody who cares.
Alex: I know I'm being an ass. I can't help it. I'm pissed off, all the time. So much so that I'm losing my mind. But tu can't be pissed at a crazy chick for losing her mind, so there's nobody else for me to be pissed at. Except you.
(to Izzie)
Izzie: Give me back my surgery o I'll shoot your culo off!
(to Alex)
Izzie: People are terrible to the people they amor sometimes. They're mean. tu were both having a hard time and tu took it out on each other. It doesn't make tu the worst wife in the world. It just makes tu a person who made a mistake.
Izzie: I was gonna puñetazo, ponche that kid. I mean what kind of selfish idiot. His father was sick!He's really sick and all he cares about is that stupid money!
Alex: The guy most have done something really bad to make the kid so angry.
Izzie: Maybe he just cares about his son but the moron is too emotionally stunted to let him.
Alex: Okay, I'm trying to be eh. I am. But this here. Right this, this is exactly your problem. tu get all wrapped up and involved and tu just start, tu start caring about people. Your patient in there, he is the moron! His son is never gonna give him what he wants and he is just gonna be dissapointed. And the sooner he gets that, the sooner tu get that...
Izzie: No, go on. Please. Be a selfish ass. So then at least I know what to expect, cause being a decent guy one segundo and being a total jerk the next, is getting really old, Alex. So who's it gonna be? Pick one.
Alex: What?
Izzie: I care about you. I care about you. And I'm not gonna go crazy, and I'm not gonna try to kill myself. And I'm not gonna stop caring about you, no matter how hard tu push me away.
Alex: Shut up and get out of my room.
Izzie: No. I care about you. And I know tu care about me too and it's not too late for us.
Alex: Get out of my room.
Izzie: Admit it. Admit that tu care about me too. I know tu do. And I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I...
(Alex kisses Izzie)
Alex: So are we screwing other people o not?
Izzie: What?
Alex: I just wanna know if you're gonna go off and screw O'Maley o some other loser because then I won't have to cancelar my plans with a chick from peeds.
Izzie: You're an ass.
Alex: What?
Alex: What's wrong with you?
Izzie: Alex: What's wrong with you? Izzie: What's wrong with me? We've been sleeping together for a week and already you're bored. I am hot! And great in bed. So what is wrong with YOU?
Alex: I didn't say that I was bored. I just asked whether o not I should keep sleeping with Michelle. I'm asking if you're all in. What's so wrong with that?
Izzie: You're a barbarian. How can I be all-inn with an actual barbarian?
Alex: Fine. acebo in radiology thinks I have a hot ass. I'll tap that next.
Izzie: tu do that.
Izzie: I thought tu we're sleeping with Michelle tonight. o was it Jackie?
Alex: Iz
Izzie: I've had a hard día Alex. Would tu please just leave me alone?
Alex: Izzie.
Izzie: What?
Alex: I'm not good at this. Alright, I'm not good at relationships o talking about stupid feelings and tu are. So maybe tu could teach me o something, tu know. Tell me what I did wrong.
Izzie: tu don't want us to see other people. tu don't want us to see other people and that's how tu tried to tell me. por asking if it was cool if tu screwed Michelle.
Alex: Laughing is not helping.
Izzie: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
(They kiss)
Izzie: So tu want lessons huh?
Alex: I want lessons.
Izzie: Okay, tu start with: Isobel Stevens, tu are staggeringly good in bed, you're amazingly smart, wonderfully funny, and tu care about animals.
Alex: That's where I start?
Izzie: Yeah and then tu say: tu wanna go steady with me?
Alex: That's what I would say if it was 1952.
(They kiss again) Izzie: Alex? tu wanna go steady with me?
Alex: If that's what tu want. I mean yeah, whatever.
Izzie: Did tu bring me down here for sex? Cause I don't know, I'm not really in the mood.
Alex: Wanna see some dead guys?
Izzie: Why?
Alex: Come on
Izzie: Why would tu say that? Why?
Alex: Kadavers. For practice.
Izzie: What?
Alex: For the solo surgery
Izzie: What is this?
Alex: I heard tu where having a crappy día I thought this would cheer tu up.
(Izzie starsts laughing)
Alex: What?
Izzie: It's like a bouquet. Of corpses. That is so ooh I'm sorry. No. It's crazy. He's dead. He's dead. Just so many dead people today.
Izzie: Alex, por the way. Thank you. For bringing me the corpses. It was very sweet.
Izzie: (to Denny) tu can't be here. I have to mover on. I amor tu and I will always amor tu but I have to mover on. That's why I had that patient today and that's why I helped saving his life so I wouldn't feel guilty anymore. And I have to mover on so please, tu have to go.
Alex: Go where? Are tu okay?
Izzie: Yes. Yes.
(Izzie kisses Alex)
Izzie: I'm totally okay. I'm fine. Everything's fine. I have to change but I'll meet tu at the bar okay?
