Moldova - KIV

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1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim tu are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe tu but DONT give up, see how far tu can get WARNING! may result in tu being arrested.

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include comical situations such as "in the likely event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when tu are the...

I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if tu don't know how to operate one, tu probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of cabina pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If tu have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If tu are traveling with two o more...

Singapore is arguably Asia's most beautiful island nation and one of the most visited cities in the world. It's a bustling cosmopolitan with a multi-ethnic culture and diversity.
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Visitors from all over the world book flights to Singapore to see the dazzling beauty and natural aura that this amazing place has to offer. Singapore has world class parks, natural reservoirs,...

Of late, the UK travellers seeking cheap flights to Hong Kong repeatedly experience overbooking profiles. The dominant carriers, such as Air China, China Southern Airlines, China Eastern, Dragon, Cathay Pacific, KLM and British Airways despite adding new flights to Hong Kong and Macau frequently, often face exceeding number of passengers willing to explore this part of the world. The causes for this can be many.

According to the International Air Transport Association (IATA), the Asia-Pacific countries are mostrando higher growth of air traffic. As per the IATA Director General Giovanni Bisignani,...

These are a few of the things which North Cyprus isn't. It isn't an over-developed, tourist choked mecca for nightclubbing teens and raucous ciervo, despedidas de soltero and hen parties. It isn't crammed with high rise concrete apartment blocks and unsightly new developments thrown up with no regard for history o aesthetics. And it isn't expensive, overcrowded o hard to get to. So many times you'll have been promised a paradise on earth of a holiday destination, only to be disappointed por the less than stunning reality. Well, Northern Cyprus is different. In a world of would be hidden gems, it's the real deal, an...

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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would tu be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would tu be able to do if escritura fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would tu do if it's illegal to do a cover of your favorito! song on YouTube? What would tu do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would tu do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...