to James while orienting him in his new job) "If someone wins a giant assed panda on your watch tu should just go inicial cause you're fired, OK?"
- Joel, Adventureland
"She once violated our cat, Gypsy, with a ball point pen."
- Em Lewin, Adventureland
(commenting to her step mom on the way she keeps the house) "It's BARF-A-RIFFIC."
- Em Lewin, Adventureland
"We are doing the work of pathetic, lazy, morons."
- James Brennan, Adventureland
(to James continuing his orientation) "You get a five minuto bathroom break every two hours. I recommend saving a few of those up in case tu have to go number two."...
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