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I remember a time when people were talking about how amazing Dead el espacio 2 was, and while it’s not a bad game por any means… I’m sorry, I just don’t get why people call it the best in the series. Well, if it was this o Dead el espacio 3, I could understand. But honestly, my favorito! in the series is and will always be the original Dead Space.
Dead el espacio follows Isaac Clarke, a shy little boy who travels with a rescue team to the Ishimura, a massive el espacio mining ship that went radio silent some time ago. Isaac came because his wife, Nicole, is on the ship, and could still be alive. But once they land on the ship, it is eventually clear that the ship is a lost cause, as it is running with violent alien creatures formed from the corpses of the humans onboard, and Isaac now has to find a way off the ship using only the mining equipment onboard the ship. Unlike Dead el espacio 2, Dead el espacio 1 is quite, with each small sound freaking tu out. Just hearing a pipe fall in a distant location can cause tu to piss yourself. Dead el espacio uses silence real well. It won’t take long before Necromorphs are running at you, ready to tear tu apart. The game gives tu a ton of great weapons, like the Ripper, the Plasma Cutter, The Line Gun, The Flamethrower sucks, so throw it away, and so much more. But tu aren’t just limited to your weapons. tu also have Telekinesis powers. There are only two, but work well for puzzle solving and dealing with enemies. There’s the normal Telekinesis which allows tu to mover things around, as well as fuego them forward. The other one allows tu to slow down things, from closing doors to enemies, which will make fighting them off much easier. Using the telekinesis when fighting enemies also works well, as tu can send pipes at them and impale them, which is a ton of fun to do. And the game is just all kinds of creepy with it’s enemy designs. Something about seeing the body contort and deform just to fit the monster that is controlling the human body always disturbed and fascinated me. I think it was because I watched The Thing when I was a young kid, which probably was not a good idea. Just looking at the Necromorphs disgusts but interests me. It’s like looking at a really, really bad car accident. And I mean that in a good way… kinda.
Dead el espacio was a true classic among the horror genre, tu know, before Dead el espacio 3 fucking killed it. It was creepy, atmospheric, and just an en general, general fun experience for me. And it’s a shame that the franchise died, but, that’s what happens when tu got EA breathing down your neck, am I right?
Snowflake: Now for some comedy from another pony. It's time to go Under The Arch With Tom Foolery!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy mostrar that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank tu everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank tu very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*...
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Back in my original Corner of Horror October movie marathon two years hace (Jesus, that was actually two years ago), I made a review on a Peter Jackson horror film, Braindead, o Dead Alive, o whatever tu wish to call it, and thought that it was an entertaining splatter horror film. Little to my knowledge is that there was another, one before this film, also made por the Lord of the Rings director, all the way back in 1987, with a film called Bad Taste. So, was Peter Jackson’s first film possibly one of his best? Well, let’s find out.



Bad Taste follows the Astro Investigation and Defence...
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While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think tu have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are tu tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seemingly unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick cried angrily.

Andrew started running, and Rick chased after him but only because...
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Know, murderers are a scary as hell. They basically have no purpose other than to murder people for their own amusment. So, its best to never go near one, obviously. Sadly, though, video games aren’t so simple to avoid. In video games, we either meet killers, or, hell, we ARE the killers. So, today, I want to tell tu all the parte superior, arriba Ten Video Game Murderers. NOTE: These HAVE to be killers. They can’t be someone who murders people because the player made them. They have to be story driven killers. So, no sandbox characters. Yes, even Trevor. With that said, lets start the list.

 Convicts
Convicts
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Goddamn it, Japan. Even though I amor the anime, horror movies, and the instant ramen from your country, I will never forgive tu for keeping a bunch of awesome games for yourself. Now, sure, tons of great games have come from Japan, like Zelda, Mario, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, Secret of Ma- …….. and Pokemon. But then there are the games that are either so weird, that japón didn’t want to mostrar it to America, o they were so good, that japón got greedy and wanted them for themselves. So, today, I am going to talk about the parte superior, arriba Ten Games for japón that I want in America. First, some rules....
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Derek: Good día sir. I'm a posh British gentleman, and I'm here to sell tu one of England's greatest cars. The Ford Mondeo.
Liam: tu mean the Fusion?
Derek: No. The Mondeo. It's different from the Fusion. Your steering wheel is on the right side, while the petrol pedal is to the left.
Liam: I'm gonna turn down your offer.
Derek: Oh well. At least I'm hosting tonight's episode. I'm Derek O'Rourke from the Johnny Lightning series, and this is our lineup for tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

The Nut House - Bak 2 Bak

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Tom Kenny: Sugar....
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(This is only going to be a small series. If it picks up, I may continue it. So, for now, here is the article)

~Erasers~

Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on tu piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)

~Litter Bugs~

Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded por garbage)

~Potato Chip Bag~

Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his...
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Now, here is another story that is just so overrated as fuck that it makes me wonder "Are the creepypasta readers really unable to find out that this is garbage.
So, this story starts off with this guy getting tapes of Happy Appy episodes. It starts out pretty tame, as Happy Appy, an manzana, apple with a face stuck on a popsicle stick. The most bland of serial killers. Anyway, so as the mostrar goes on, they get darker and the story gets cornier.
So, Happy Appy goes around killing kids in the mostrar just for the sake of being scary, which, honestly, is cliched, and is no longer scary. Stop doing it. It's...
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Now, like I dicho before, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. But, then there are the bosses that are just… bad. So, I want to talk about the bosses that I find to be the worst. Remember that this is my opinion. If there are any bosses that tu wanted on here, then I just thought the ones on my lista were worse. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Jalhalla
Jalhalla


#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was más of his diseño and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Blossom: You'll have to wait until siguiente week.
Johnny: How come?
Blossom: I'm hosting tonight, but we only have one story tonight. Kelly's Heroes. You'll see a real lady in action.
Sean: Kelly's a man. The only women in this story are evil.
Blossom: Oh. Well, let's see it anyway.

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load...
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tu know, I really do enjoy a good crime film from time to time. cine like The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, and more. But sometimes, I enjoy the ones that can be pretty humorous. And then there are times where those black comedy crime films have vampiros disguised as strippers… Seriously. Anyway, while I am not questioning the idea of how this is made, we’re going to be taking a look at the classic cult film, From Dusk Till Dawn.



From Dusk Till Dawn is a movie directed por Robert Rodriguez, who worked on Desperado and Sin City and written por Quentin Tarantino, who worked on Kill...
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tu know, as much as I amor psychological horror and creative monster designs, I’ve never gotten a chance to talk about a horror game that isn’t really scary, but más weird and strange. So, I think I should talk about that. There isn’t really much strange horror games. One of the best known would be Yume Nikki. However, that would be too obvious for me to talk about, really. So, instead, I’m gonna talk about a game that may not be as weird, but still strange on it’s own. This game being They Breathe.



They Breathe is probably one of the shortest games ever made. The game is only...
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Another season of autumn and tu all know what that means? It means we all get to experience some new things. Yes, halloween is great, and seeing the seasons change from a hot summer to a cool autumn is also neat. But, we all know that there is one thing that we amor about the coming of October. One thing we all look adelante, hacia adelante to each and every year. It’s something that takes it’s time to arrive, but when it does arrive, tu are so happy, that tu could explode with joy. And that is… General Mills...
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Believe it o not, I am quite the fan of old black and white style of humor. From the silent actuación of Charlie Chaplin pre-Hitler stache era to the slapstick oro of the Three Stooges. Just something about that style of humor from that decade makes me laugh. And Abbott and Costello were no exception. They were just so much fun to watch from their shows and movies. And being a fan of the classic Universal horror monsters, when I heard there was a crossover, I was both excited but skeptical. How could two differentiating genres make for a good movie… Well, you’d be surprised.



Despite...
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Platinum is a company that really does prefer quality over quantity. At least when they aren’t making Ninja tortuga games, but they always make the most amazing games out there. From the stylistic Madworld to the fast-paced Metal Gear Rising to their botella doble, magnum opus, Bayonetta. They really try their best when making games. And let’s face it, they’re really the only good third party games produced por Sega. So, today, on the May Xbox Gold, I was able to get two games. Streets of Rage Vintage Collection and, of course, a glorious Platinum game, por the título of Vanquish, and of all the games that...
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Sean The Hedgehog: It's about time. We're finally back.
Master Sword: *Fighting with Twilight Sparkle*
Tom: *Playing guitar*
Saten Twist: *Playing drums*
Ethan: I am a talking train canto for a Rock & Roll band. Why are we even playing the music?
Fluttershy: *Watching Twilight fight Master Sword* Why are they fighting?
Coffee Creme: Beats me. I don't get involved in that idiotic activity.
Orion: *Sitting on a lawn chair in front of his train, watching Percy, and Jeff fix the tracks*
Sean: *Stops siguiente to Percy, and Jeff* Here are those new rails tu wanted.
Jeff: Thanks Sean.
Sean: We...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded por two más tracks. On one end was an earth poni, pony that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the pregunta is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to...
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