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Remember back when I talked about Lollipop Chainsaw and dicho that it was the most decisive game from saltamontes before another game. Well, this is the now most decisive. Travis Strikes Again, a spin off, not No más heroes 3, that people either like o hate. And in case it wasn’t super obvious, I amor this game
I feel like it is important to remember that this game is a spin-off and not a main series game, and yet everyone still thinks this is NMH3 and a bad continuation. If this game spits on the legacy of the franchise, then Smash Bros, Pokemon Snap, and the entire Persona franchise are complete bastardizations of the true franchises. But that little rant out of the way, let’s talk about the game. Set seven years after the segundo game, Travis is attacked por Badman, father of Bad Girl, and the two are sucked into a game console known as the Death Drive MKII. Learning that the console grants the wishes of whoever collects all six Death Drive games, the two go through the games in order to collect them all and make their wishes come true. The game is unlike anything else in the franchise, playing from a parte superior, arriba down perspective instead of the classic behind the back third person camera angle. The combat starts tu out with it being real simple and bland at first, but once enemy types and chips are introduced, well, it somehow gets deeper than No más heroes combat, and I amor the first game, but it’s combat wasn’t exactly that deep. But here, tu got light attacks, heavy attacks, jump attacks, dodges, charge attacks, and a mass assortment of Chips that unlock special moves, which tu can use four at a time, so experimenting with them is always good to find your perfect match. The levels, while can go on a little long, are creative and fun to play through, like the tile puzzles of the segundo level o the bizarre racing level of the fourth one. Hell, the fifth level is a reference and a possible advertisement for another one of Grasshopper’s games. But the real selling point for this game is the co-op. If tu got a friend, tu can play the game with another player, first player taking Travis and segundo taking Badman. It really adds to the fun of the game and makes taking down bosses and going through the world’s a whole lot más fun, and with now eight chips instead of four… Oh man, the chaos that can reign. And the game feels way to meta at times. The visual novel sections with it’s witty fourth muro breaking humor, how the game talks about the boring sections and lack of time put into levels like the player was thinking that. How tu are playing a game and Travis goes inside of games, one of which allows him to play VR games. This is some meta shit right here. I amor it!
I get that this spin off isn’t for everyone, but it was for me, and it’s on the list, and that’s what matters. But seriously, Suda51 and saltamontes Manufacture were never ones to try and please everyone. They were always very niche with their games, and this game is clearly no exception. I just hope this game sells well enough to get that No más heroes 3 out. And if tu think I’m playing through the Shinobu and Bad Girl DLC, tu better fucking believe I am.
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(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...
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Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming icono and certainly one of the most popular anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...
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Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to amor about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is en general, general a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why tu may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...
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Wow, a horror anime review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot más of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I amor oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which tu know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an anime about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this anime just so happens...
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I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may amor those family friendly nintendo games, and all of those bright colores in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...
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Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple perros (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! tu don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should división, split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...
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Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten por a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: tu there, are tu Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if tu would come with us
Wind: I’m...
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#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable por radar....
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Boy, do I amor video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to lista the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million más games, I may make another lista in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after tu get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one por far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, por far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of tu with the flu who think tu got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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#10: inicial SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple inicial grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this por making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...
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1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's día (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...
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 WARNING: These songs will make tu wish tu were never born. Seriously, if tu think tu know bad songs, tu haven't seen anything yet.
WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.
Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I dicho I hated it. música is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little más entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

...............

And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether tu like them o not, tu have to admit...
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tu know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this lista is about.

The anime on this lista are all anime that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it o just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry por saying that I amor comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...
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Well, we’re finally at the parte superior, arriba ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror anime must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The mostrar is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the playa named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
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Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing cine out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell tu all the worst cine I have ever seen. First off, these have to be cine that I have seen, so no comida Fight, Biodome, o any of the animated titanic movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...
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After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, o are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, o Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

 Islet of Steel
Islet of Steel


#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
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Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. tu know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish tu for your poor choices throughout the game and give tu a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...
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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. tu know, the ones that make tu want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, o any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...
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