There are hundred of video game out there that are always putting the main character in some sort of danger. Weather it’s a deadly disease, the death of a loved one, o even the end of the world. However, it doesn’t really matter what trouble the protagonist is in, because in video games, it seems that they have all the time in the world to do whatever they want and still have time to save whatever it is they have to…. But, that isn’t always the case. There are times when tu have to do something in a certain amount of time. This isn’t always an easy task, seeing as tu are always being timed, and your choices of doing the thing tu must do o just plan screwing around, will result in consequences. Now, before we begin the list, as usual, we have some rule. Only from games that I have played and only one per franchise. And I could only think of five games, so sorry. So, with all that said, let’s start the list.
#5: Splatterhouse 3
tu think that a game made with 16-bit graphics wouldn’t be so scary, but of course, the Sega Genesis game Splatterhouse 3 found a way. In this game, tu play as Rick, who had married Jennifer during the time between Splatterhouse’s 2 and 3. They also had a son named David. Of course, no one came here to hear about backstory, so, the demons come, and take them away, and Rick has to save them. Sounds simple enough. However, throughout the game, tu are forced to beat up hundreds of demons that come after you. These demons to not mess around, they will gang up on tu and do their hardest to kill you. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Jennifer has a worm implanted in her brain that will eventually turn her into a monster if tu don’t save her in time. Of course, the game likes to give tu the finger, because if the time reaches a 3rd of the way there, the egg will hatch and it will already be too late. She just hasn’t turned yet. Yeah, screw tu clock. And to make matters worse, David is also going to be sacrificed por someone called The Evil One to obtain psychic powers, so that means tu have a total of two time-limits in the game. And if tu fail to get there on time, Jennifer will turn into a monster, o David will be sacrificed, and if you’re really unlucky, both of them will die. Let me tell you, for a Genesis game, it sure does know how to beat your soul into the ground. The only reason this one is lower than the rest is because there are only six levels. It’s Genesis, what do tu expect.
#4: Dead Rising
Oh yes, here is a favorito! game series of mine for some reason. However, I am going to be talking about the first one. Why? Because my list, my rules. Now, the game takes place in the Willamette Mall, which is overrun with zombies. So, tu play as Frank West, who has to stay in the mall for three days for a helicopter to come get him, while he tries to cover the story as to what caused the outbreak……. In a goddamn mall of all places. Now, when I say tu have three days, I MEAN IT! tu only have three days to try to cover the story, fight all the psychopaths, find all the survivors (Secret ones included), and get to the helipad. And there are a ton of things that could happen here if tu do them at the right time (Or wrong time, depending on how tu look at it). tu could be left behind, tu could lose your story, tu could get turned into a zombie, o tu could be captured por the military. And in Overtime Mode, don’t think the time has gone away. Instead of just three days, tu have twenty four hours. And instead of missing a helicopter, you’re going to turn into a zombie after the countdown. It didn’t get any easier with the segundo game. And the third game…. Well now tu have seven days, so it’s a bit más tolerable.
#3: Persona 4
Persona is a game franchise I really need to get más into. After watching Persona 4: The Animation, it badly made me want to play this game, and I did, and I loved it. But of course, tu all know what I really want to talk about. The time limit. In this game, tu have a whole año to get something done before then. So, yeah, tu have plenty of free time. Why not head to the playa with your friends. How about tu go and talk to some people around town. Why not go watch Chie kick the shit out of Yosuke again. Oh, high school. If I had friends, I would have such great memories. But trust me, before tu know it, it’s going to be a año already. And let me tell you, for a game that took me well around eighty hours to beat, and STILL wasn’t 100% complete, this game sure went por pretty fast. But, what’s the big deal. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen if I don’t do anything in time. Simple. A psychotic killer who murdered two young women and attempted to kill más people por throwing them into the Shadow World will be free to continue his insane deeds………. Yeeeaaahh.
#2: Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
Oh yeah, I think tu all were expecting this. I mean, come on. I’m a Zelda fan, and I am talking about games based around time limits. I am pretty sure this was going to come up sooner o later. So, for those who aren’t aware, in Majora’s Mask, tu play as Link, who enters the land of Termina, and must stop Majora, an evil mask, from crushing Termina with a giant moon. That would sound nice and dandy, except for one thing. tu only have three days to do it. Throughout the entire game, this giant moon is just floating above you, ready to crush the entire town, including Link. And the worst part is that there is nothing to citizens can do about it, so basically, they just leave their fate in the hands of a twelve año old who is so sexually confused, that he forgot to put on pants with that tunic of his. And of course, if tu don’t stop it within three days, the moon will crash into Termina, and everyone in there, including Link, will in fact die. And this is why Majora’s Mask is the scariest game nintendo has ever made EVER!
#1: Animal Crossing
Yeah….. I bet tu weren’t expecting this game to be number one. With games involving demons, zombies, crazed killers, and a giant moon that kills people, I bet tu didn’t think a game where the biggest threat is getting stung por a bee would even make this list. Well, the reason for that is because of one simple thing. All of these games, no matter how big o small the time is, always has an end. Those time limits always end. But in Animal Crossing, time has no end. It’s like our own, and tu are always stuck there. Sure, trying to get to the comprar before it closes may not be as important as saving your wife from a parasitic worm, and sure, trying to attend your friend's birthday party may not be as dangerous as stopping a giant moon with a face, but Animal Crossing is a game that is just one big time limit, and that is what makes it number one.
So, there tu have it. Did tu enjoy the list? Tell me what tu thought of it. With that dicho I will see tu all siguiente time.
#5: Splatterhouse 3
tu think that a game made with 16-bit graphics wouldn’t be so scary, but of course, the Sega Genesis game Splatterhouse 3 found a way. In this game, tu play as Rick, who had married Jennifer during the time between Splatterhouse’s 2 and 3. They also had a son named David. Of course, no one came here to hear about backstory, so, the demons come, and take them away, and Rick has to save them. Sounds simple enough. However, throughout the game, tu are forced to beat up hundreds of demons that come after you. These demons to not mess around, they will gang up on tu and do their hardest to kill you. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Jennifer has a worm implanted in her brain that will eventually turn her into a monster if tu don’t save her in time. Of course, the game likes to give tu the finger, because if the time reaches a 3rd of the way there, the egg will hatch and it will already be too late. She just hasn’t turned yet. Yeah, screw tu clock. And to make matters worse, David is also going to be sacrificed por someone called The Evil One to obtain psychic powers, so that means tu have a total of two time-limits in the game. And if tu fail to get there on time, Jennifer will turn into a monster, o David will be sacrificed, and if you’re really unlucky, both of them will die. Let me tell you, for a Genesis game, it sure does know how to beat your soul into the ground. The only reason this one is lower than the rest is because there are only six levels. It’s Genesis, what do tu expect.
#4: Dead Rising
Oh yes, here is a favorito! game series of mine for some reason. However, I am going to be talking about the first one. Why? Because my list, my rules. Now, the game takes place in the Willamette Mall, which is overrun with zombies. So, tu play as Frank West, who has to stay in the mall for three days for a helicopter to come get him, while he tries to cover the story as to what caused the outbreak……. In a goddamn mall of all places. Now, when I say tu have three days, I MEAN IT! tu only have three days to try to cover the story, fight all the psychopaths, find all the survivors (Secret ones included), and get to the helipad. And there are a ton of things that could happen here if tu do them at the right time (Or wrong time, depending on how tu look at it). tu could be left behind, tu could lose your story, tu could get turned into a zombie, o tu could be captured por the military. And in Overtime Mode, don’t think the time has gone away. Instead of just three days, tu have twenty four hours. And instead of missing a helicopter, you’re going to turn into a zombie after the countdown. It didn’t get any easier with the segundo game. And the third game…. Well now tu have seven days, so it’s a bit más tolerable.
#3: Persona 4
Persona is a game franchise I really need to get más into. After watching Persona 4: The Animation, it badly made me want to play this game, and I did, and I loved it. But of course, tu all know what I really want to talk about. The time limit. In this game, tu have a whole año to get something done before then. So, yeah, tu have plenty of free time. Why not head to the playa with your friends. How about tu go and talk to some people around town. Why not go watch Chie kick the shit out of Yosuke again. Oh, high school. If I had friends, I would have such great memories. But trust me, before tu know it, it’s going to be a año already. And let me tell you, for a game that took me well around eighty hours to beat, and STILL wasn’t 100% complete, this game sure went por pretty fast. But, what’s the big deal. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen if I don’t do anything in time. Simple. A psychotic killer who murdered two young women and attempted to kill más people por throwing them into the Shadow World will be free to continue his insane deeds………. Yeeeaaahh.
#2: Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
Oh yeah, I think tu all were expecting this. I mean, come on. I’m a Zelda fan, and I am talking about games based around time limits. I am pretty sure this was going to come up sooner o later. So, for those who aren’t aware, in Majora’s Mask, tu play as Link, who enters the land of Termina, and must stop Majora, an evil mask, from crushing Termina with a giant moon. That would sound nice and dandy, except for one thing. tu only have three days to do it. Throughout the entire game, this giant moon is just floating above you, ready to crush the entire town, including Link. And the worst part is that there is nothing to citizens can do about it, so basically, they just leave their fate in the hands of a twelve año old who is so sexually confused, that he forgot to put on pants with that tunic of his. And of course, if tu don’t stop it within three days, the moon will crash into Termina, and everyone in there, including Link, will in fact die. And this is why Majora’s Mask is the scariest game nintendo has ever made EVER!
#1: Animal Crossing
Yeah….. I bet tu weren’t expecting this game to be number one. With games involving demons, zombies, crazed killers, and a giant moon that kills people, I bet tu didn’t think a game where the biggest threat is getting stung por a bee would even make this list. Well, the reason for that is because of one simple thing. All of these games, no matter how big o small the time is, always has an end. Those time limits always end. But in Animal Crossing, time has no end. It’s like our own, and tu are always stuck there. Sure, trying to get to the comprar before it closes may not be as important as saving your wife from a parasitic worm, and sure, trying to attend your friend's birthday party may not be as dangerous as stopping a giant moon with a face, but Animal Crossing is a game that is just one big time limit, and that is what makes it number one.
So, there tu have it. Did tu enjoy the list? Tell me what tu thought of it. With that dicho I will see tu all siguiente time.
After the Rage Guy, this was the segundo of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed o lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his segundo comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see tu all siguiente time