This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack
Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.
Spike: Come on Twilight, tu can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought tu liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, tu lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, tu say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never dicho slut until now.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic mostrar start.
Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic mostrar in Pornstarville *Looks at the título above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do tu want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
arco iris Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?
Song: link
The audience stayed silent.
Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: hola look, someone turned that anime anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better guarida, den you.
Trixie: Okay, what can tu do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit tu do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do más than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if tu let me finish-
Snips: She dicho that's it!! Are tu deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!
Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.
Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell tu what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* hola SHUT UP tu ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*
Everyone was now quiet.
Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* tu started that unnecessary shouting. What can tu do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted soccer mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a soccer ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: tu like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can tu do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at arco iris Dash* What about you?
arco iris Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can tu do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
arco iris Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go arco iris Dash, you're the best!
arco iris Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
arco iris Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: tu dicho tu have strong self confidence.
arco iris Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see tu use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
arco iris Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets arco iris Dash hitched to the wagons* If tu succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, tu better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, tu have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
arco iris Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?
Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies lectura this story were pissed off with what was going on.
NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a muro five times*
Canada24: This needs más creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Stop the song.
Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: hola man, tu dicho you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* arco iris Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack
Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.
Spike: Come on Twilight, tu can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought tu liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, tu lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, tu say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never dicho slut until now.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic mostrar start.
Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic mostrar in Pornstarville *Looks at the título above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do tu want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
arco iris Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?
Song: link
The audience stayed silent.
Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: hola look, someone turned that anime anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better guarida, den you.
Trixie: Okay, what can tu do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit tu do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do más than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if tu let me finish-
Snips: She dicho that's it!! Are tu deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!
Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.
Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell tu what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* hola SHUT UP tu ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*
Everyone was now quiet.
Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* tu started that unnecessary shouting. What can tu do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted soccer mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a soccer ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: tu like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can tu do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at arco iris Dash* What about you?
arco iris Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can tu do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
arco iris Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go arco iris Dash, you're the best!
arco iris Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
arco iris Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: tu dicho tu have strong self confidence.
arco iris Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see tu use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
arco iris Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets arco iris Dash hitched to the wagons* If tu succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, tu better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, tu have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
arco iris Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?
Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies lectura this story were pissed off with what was going on.
NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a muro five times*
Canada24: This needs más creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Stop the song.
Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: hola man, tu dicho you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* arco iris Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
A car is violently flipped over.
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because por the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If tu die o fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice dicho as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What tu do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first puñetazo, ponche knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because por the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If tu die o fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice dicho as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What tu do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first puñetazo, ponche knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
Well, been a while since we talked about this fat Italian plumber. What was it, back in the 90s of this lista we talked about 3D Land, and only now, we’re discussing another game? Well, whatever, it’s still a beloved game regardless.
In this installment of the franchise, Mario goes from the seta Kingdom to el espacio itself, and must collect stars in order to unlock new levels all with the help of Rosalina and her group of Lumas, small estrella creatures that treat her like a mother. While this isn’t my favorito! of the Mario games and Super Mario Galaxy 2 was just an en general, general conundrum...
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Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the halloween season. I’m just gonna pick up one at misceláneo and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out por the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film por horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.
Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm calle follows the small...
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100: Repo! The Genetic Opera
99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness
89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho
79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...
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99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness
89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho
79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...
Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as Valiente while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, tu can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell tu all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, o Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list
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Boulders
#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...
