Nick VS Bicyclists
Nick: (Drives car down the street) Ah, a peaceful drive (Drives like a maniac) I hate it. It’s better to drive like a maniac (Bicyclist rides in front of him, and Nick stops the car) Wait, why am I stopping. I oughtta hit him (Honks horn) Hey, get out of the way
Bicyclist: (Listening to MP3 Player, not being able to hear Nick)
Nick: Oh, come on (Tries to look past him, to see the road) This is a catastrophe (Honks horn some more) IT’S CALLED A BIKE LANE FOR A REASON, tu culo (Bicyclist turns to the opposite street, with a lamp pole now in the way, but Nick is too distracted por the Bicyclist to notice) Yeah, tu better keep ride- (Crashes car into lamp pole) OH COME ON!!!!!
Nick: (Sitting on curb, as car gets towed to mechanic.
Cody: (Walks by) Hey, Nick, never would have expected to see tu outside.
Nick: Quiet. I’m thinking
Cody. About what
Nick: About how to get revenge on those goddamn bicyclists, of course.
Cody: What are tu talking about?
Nick: A bicyclist came by, cut me off, and made me crash my car. I will not stand for this.
Cody: What do tu stand for?
Nick: Anyway, I need to find out how to get revenge on them
Cody: Well, tu can’t stop them. Bicyclist are a very active group of people.
Nick: In case tu forgot, your talking to the same guy who got rid of the Litterbugs in this town, o at least the entire universidad district. Now, shut up, and let me think in peace.
(Bulldozer passes by)
Nick: Goddamn it, can’t a guy think in this stupid town.
Cody: That looks like one of the bulldozers coming to get rid of the abandoned parking lot.
Nick: Since when was there an abandoned- Bulldozer, tu say……….. Well, see tu later (Walks off)
Cody: Huh, I wonder what all that was about.
Cody: (Walking to his dorm, after class, then see a giant bus in the way of the road) Nick, what’s this.
Nick: None of your business.
Cody: …….. Is this the university’s bus
Nick: What part of none of your business did tu not understand.
Cody: Nick, what are tu doing.
Nick: Okay, since you’re so nosy, I’ll tell you. After tu told me about the Bulldozer, I had the best idea. I am going to block the road with the bus, take the Bulldozer once it gets here and destroy the bike comprar in town, so that I won’t have to ever deal with any más bicyclists again.
Cody: Of all the terrible ideas you’ve had, this is the worst.
Nick: Not really. The fireball spitter idea was the worst. And, this is a great idea. Dont tu want to be rid of bicyclists.
Cody: No, because I am not a psychopath, like you.
Nick: Oh, come on, I am perfectly fine. I am 99.9% sane, with a very very very very VERY short temper.
Cody: Yeah, I noticed.
Nick: Now, tu can either help o leave me alone
Cody: Nick, tu are not going to destroy a shop
Nick: Oh yeah, try and stop me.
Cody: Okay, fine (Gets ready to hit him, but Nick hits Cody in the head with his crowbar and knocks him unconscious)
Nick: Never underestimate the power of a crowbar
(Bulldozer comes by)
Nick: Okay, here we go.
(Bulldozer stops at the bus)
Driver: What is this.
Nick: (Taps on the Bulldozer)
Driver: Yes
Nick: Excuse me, but, do tu know the directions to the Airport?
Driver: tu just go down this road and take a left, and it should lead tu to it
Nick: Oh, thank tu so mu- Oh, um, tu got something on your nose.
Driver: (Wipes nose) Did I get it?
Nick: Not yet. Here, let me get it (Wipes his nose with a handkerchief) There
Driver: Hey, why does that thing smell like chloroform (Falls unconscious)
Nick: Perfect (Drags him out of the Bulldozer) I’m coming for you, bike comprar (Drives Bulldozer to the bike shop)
Bike Salesman: (Waits at counter) God, this job is terrible. People just come, take bikes, and drive in front of my car. I sell the garbage I hate. Why won’t someone just tear this hellhole down
Nick: (Drives toward the bike shop) There it is
Cody: (Walks in front of the bulldozer) Nick, I can’t let tu do this. If tu tear this place down, tu will be denying people their dreams. These people bike for a reason. If tu want to tear this place down, you’ll have to go through me first.
Nick: …………. Okay (Keeps driving)
Cody: Damn, thought that would work (Jumps out of the way of the Bulldozer)
Bike Salesman: (Sees Bulldozer) Oh, thank god (Runs out the backdoor, as the Bulldozer crashes through the building)
Nick: Ha ha, take that, bicyclist
Cody: What did tu do
Nick: Why do tu care. tu don’t bike
Cody: Well…. I always wanted to.
Nick: Eh, don’t worry. tu aren’t missing something. I never learned how to ride a bike, and look at me. I’m doing great
Nick: (In jail for destroying the building) Yep, still doing great
End.
Nick: (Drives car down the street) Ah, a peaceful drive (Drives like a maniac) I hate it. It’s better to drive like a maniac (Bicyclist rides in front of him, and Nick stops the car) Wait, why am I stopping. I oughtta hit him (Honks horn) Hey, get out of the way
Bicyclist: (Listening to MP3 Player, not being able to hear Nick)
Nick: Oh, come on (Tries to look past him, to see the road) This is a catastrophe (Honks horn some more) IT’S CALLED A BIKE LANE FOR A REASON, tu culo (Bicyclist turns to the opposite street, with a lamp pole now in the way, but Nick is too distracted por the Bicyclist to notice) Yeah, tu better keep ride- (Crashes car into lamp pole) OH COME ON!!!!!
Nick: (Sitting on curb, as car gets towed to mechanic.
Cody: (Walks by) Hey, Nick, never would have expected to see tu outside.
Nick: Quiet. I’m thinking
Cody. About what
Nick: About how to get revenge on those goddamn bicyclists, of course.
Cody: What are tu talking about?
Nick: A bicyclist came by, cut me off, and made me crash my car. I will not stand for this.
Cody: What do tu stand for?
Nick: Anyway, I need to find out how to get revenge on them
Cody: Well, tu can’t stop them. Bicyclist are a very active group of people.
Nick: In case tu forgot, your talking to the same guy who got rid of the Litterbugs in this town, o at least the entire universidad district. Now, shut up, and let me think in peace.
(Bulldozer passes by)
Nick: Goddamn it, can’t a guy think in this stupid town.
Cody: That looks like one of the bulldozers coming to get rid of the abandoned parking lot.
Nick: Since when was there an abandoned- Bulldozer, tu say……….. Well, see tu later (Walks off)
Cody: Huh, I wonder what all that was about.
Cody: (Walking to his dorm, after class, then see a giant bus in the way of the road) Nick, what’s this.
Nick: None of your business.
Cody: …….. Is this the university’s bus
Nick: What part of none of your business did tu not understand.
Cody: Nick, what are tu doing.
Nick: Okay, since you’re so nosy, I’ll tell you. After tu told me about the Bulldozer, I had the best idea. I am going to block the road with the bus, take the Bulldozer once it gets here and destroy the bike comprar in town, so that I won’t have to ever deal with any más bicyclists again.
Cody: Of all the terrible ideas you’ve had, this is the worst.
Nick: Not really. The fireball spitter idea was the worst. And, this is a great idea. Dont tu want to be rid of bicyclists.
Cody: No, because I am not a psychopath, like you.
Nick: Oh, come on, I am perfectly fine. I am 99.9% sane, with a very very very very VERY short temper.
Cody: Yeah, I noticed.
Nick: Now, tu can either help o leave me alone
Cody: Nick, tu are not going to destroy a shop
Nick: Oh yeah, try and stop me.
Cody: Okay, fine (Gets ready to hit him, but Nick hits Cody in the head with his crowbar and knocks him unconscious)
Nick: Never underestimate the power of a crowbar
(Bulldozer comes by)
Nick: Okay, here we go.
(Bulldozer stops at the bus)
Driver: What is this.
Nick: (Taps on the Bulldozer)
Driver: Yes
Nick: Excuse me, but, do tu know the directions to the Airport?
Driver: tu just go down this road and take a left, and it should lead tu to it
Nick: Oh, thank tu so mu- Oh, um, tu got something on your nose.
Driver: (Wipes nose) Did I get it?
Nick: Not yet. Here, let me get it (Wipes his nose with a handkerchief) There
Driver: Hey, why does that thing smell like chloroform (Falls unconscious)
Nick: Perfect (Drags him out of the Bulldozer) I’m coming for you, bike comprar (Drives Bulldozer to the bike shop)
Bike Salesman: (Waits at counter) God, this job is terrible. People just come, take bikes, and drive in front of my car. I sell the garbage I hate. Why won’t someone just tear this hellhole down
Nick: (Drives toward the bike shop) There it is
Cody: (Walks in front of the bulldozer) Nick, I can’t let tu do this. If tu tear this place down, tu will be denying people their dreams. These people bike for a reason. If tu want to tear this place down, you’ll have to go through me first.
Nick: …………. Okay (Keeps driving)
Cody: Damn, thought that would work (Jumps out of the way of the Bulldozer)
Bike Salesman: (Sees Bulldozer) Oh, thank god (Runs out the backdoor, as the Bulldozer crashes through the building)
Nick: Ha ha, take that, bicyclist
Cody: What did tu do
Nick: Why do tu care. tu don’t bike
Cody: Well…. I always wanted to.
Nick: Eh, don’t worry. tu aren’t missing something. I never learned how to ride a bike, and look at me. I’m doing great
Nick: (In jail for destroying the building) Yep, still doing great
End.
