So, tu all remember my review on Saints Row: The Third and how I dicho it was the worst excuse for a sequel ever. It still is too. But, I sucked up the courage I had, to buy Saints Row 4. I felt as though this game was going to suck.... and...... It was..... Kinda enjoyable.
Okay, so I am going to talk about the good things before I do the bad things. The good things first. Sure, tu don't have any gang members to fight. Instead, tu fight off a race of aliens called the Zin, lead por their leader, Zinyak. Such creativity (Sarcasm, of course). However, these guys are a lot better then the Shitdecit could ever pull off. Zinyak has to be one of the best villains I have seen in a sandbox game. Maybe its the voice, I don't know.
Another good thing are the powers. tu have a variety of powers from inflame, freeze, electrify, fireball, iceball, mind control, ground pound, life steal, and so much more. And, there is even a power that lets tu super jump, run much faster, and even fly. That's just awesome. Another thing, and I thank the lord for this, is that there are no más stupid sex jokes. All the jokes a clever and funny once again. Sure, the game is a parody, and is no longer serious like Saints Row 1 and 2, but is is still good to see those annoying sex jokes gone. Sure, The Penetrator, o más known as the big purple dildo, is still in the game (Sadly) But, it is hard to find, then again, why would I want to find a big purple dildo to hit people with it. What am I? An Average American (God, I hope not).
And, the best part, is that tu get to relive all of the moments of the past game. From When tu first registrarse the saints, to fighting Tonya, to saving Shaundi from Veteran Child, to killing Maroa. This was such a good idea, even making a few jokes. Like, in the first Saints Row game, there wasn't the option to speak, so, the main character in Saint's Row 4 mocks that por saying he was so scared, he couldn't speak. That's pretty funny. Maybe Saint's Row: The Third wouldn't have been so bad if they took out all the sex jokes. I blame Adult Swim, who was working with them on this game, and if you've seen what that shitty channel shows, it ain't nothing good to laugh at.... AT ALL!
Now, the bad things. Remember when I dicho tu could fly. Well, its a problem because EVERYONE uses this. Which mean, the cars are never used. Hell, I didn't get in a car once throughout the entire game's story. Whoever made the cars must be real pissed. Another problem is that the game is WAY TOO SHORT! Seriously, I beat the game in ten hours. At least its longer AND TEN TIMES BETTER then Saint's Row: The Third (No, I will not keep loving Saint's Row 4 and stop hating Saint's Row The Third. Saint's Row The Third sucks and deserves nothing but hate). Thankfully, the good outweighs the bad in this game. So, yeah. It ain't Saint's Row 2, but, at least it shows that Saints Row still has a chance of surviving. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Okay, so I am going to talk about the good things before I do the bad things. The good things first. Sure, tu don't have any gang members to fight. Instead, tu fight off a race of aliens called the Zin, lead por their leader, Zinyak. Such creativity (Sarcasm, of course). However, these guys are a lot better then the Shitdecit could ever pull off. Zinyak has to be one of the best villains I have seen in a sandbox game. Maybe its the voice, I don't know.
Another good thing are the powers. tu have a variety of powers from inflame, freeze, electrify, fireball, iceball, mind control, ground pound, life steal, and so much more. And, there is even a power that lets tu super jump, run much faster, and even fly. That's just awesome. Another thing, and I thank the lord for this, is that there are no más stupid sex jokes. All the jokes a clever and funny once again. Sure, the game is a parody, and is no longer serious like Saints Row 1 and 2, but is is still good to see those annoying sex jokes gone. Sure, The Penetrator, o más known as the big purple dildo, is still in the game (Sadly) But, it is hard to find, then again, why would I want to find a big purple dildo to hit people with it. What am I? An Average American (God, I hope not).
And, the best part, is that tu get to relive all of the moments of the past game. From When tu first registrarse the saints, to fighting Tonya, to saving Shaundi from Veteran Child, to killing Maroa. This was such a good idea, even making a few jokes. Like, in the first Saints Row game, there wasn't the option to speak, so, the main character in Saint's Row 4 mocks that por saying he was so scared, he couldn't speak. That's pretty funny. Maybe Saint's Row: The Third wouldn't have been so bad if they took out all the sex jokes. I blame Adult Swim, who was working with them on this game, and if you've seen what that shitty channel shows, it ain't nothing good to laugh at.... AT ALL!
Now, the bad things. Remember when I dicho tu could fly. Well, its a problem because EVERYONE uses this. Which mean, the cars are never used. Hell, I didn't get in a car once throughout the entire game's story. Whoever made the cars must be real pissed. Another problem is that the game is WAY TOO SHORT! Seriously, I beat the game in ten hours. At least its longer AND TEN TIMES BETTER then Saint's Row: The Third (No, I will not keep loving Saint's Row 4 and stop hating Saint's Row The Third. Saint's Row The Third sucks and deserves nothing but hate). Thankfully, the good outweighs the bad in this game. So, yeah. It ain't Saint's Row 2, but, at least it shows that Saints Row still has a chance of surviving. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
