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Terry and Rarity were traveling por the same type of flying wagon, Twilight was shown in joining the shows pilot episode "Elements of Harmony, part 1".

Terry was looking out the side view with clear annoyance and had his hoof over his cheek hinting he was slightly bored as well.

Rarity revealed to be the reason for his annoynce, as she was shown talking a mile a minite, without any hopes of stopping, she's been doing so for the whole two hours they've been flying for.

"Rarity.. Please, just stop" Terry finally cried.

"What?"

"You are talking más than Pinkie Pie dose" Terry replied.

"Oh, sorry, just excited" Rarity replied.

"It's alright, ju-

"Serious Terry, I'm really excited wait now! I mean it, I never been to England before!" Rarity cried out excitedly.

Terry groaned in annoyance.

"Oh, we're here" Rarity said.

"Oh, thank god" Terry mumbled.


Terry and Rarity finally arrived at their destination and where greeted por Terry's parents.

"Glad tu made it son" Terry's father said, hugging his son.

"Ahh, tu must be the one called Rarity the unicorn" Terry's father greeted the young female unicorn, beside their son.

"Why yes I am" Rarity dicho politely.

"Goody, my name is Adam Glrove, and this is me wife Bella"

"Hello" Rarity said, shyly waving.

Bella giggled at Raritys shyness.

Adam was a light grey earth pony, while Bella was the same colour only a unicorn as well. Only Terry was pure white out of the three.

"Hmm, wedding isn't till a few hours, so... What now?" Terry asked, nobody in particular.

"Why don't I tour around.. Maybe shop, ya, I think I'll shop" Rarity dicho excitedly.

"Maybe we should just relax instead" Terry yearned.

"TOO LATE!" Rarity cried, running towards a close por poni, pony mall.

"Hey! Stick with me at least!" Terry cried, running to catch up with her.

"Well.. Terry has certainly picked a cute little thing" Bella commented, when they were out of earshot from Terry and Rarity.

"Ya... Better than his other choices.. This one seems good for him" Adam grinned.


Before Rarity's shopping.

Rarity and Terry started grabbing some of the begs they forgotten, while doing so, Rarity noticed one bag was twice as big as it was suppose to be. "What the" she thought out loud, before unzipping it.

As soon as she did, out came a heavy breathing Spike, that stuffed himself inside.

"SPIKE! What the hell! Where tu in there this entire time!?" Rarity cried sternly.

"Yes, (breaths heavy), I was, (breaths heavy), It seemed like such a good idea at the time, (breaths heavy), but it's smaller and tighter than I imagined"

"Why were tu in there!?" Rarity cried, still stern about it.

"I wanted to see, UK with tu guys" Spike quickly lied, even though it was still somewhat true.

"What about Twilight!?. She will be really worried, when she realizes your gone!" Terry cried.

"I had that covered.. She will NEVER realize I'm gone" Spike said.

Briefly shows Twilight in her library, staring in confusion at a almohada case with a poorly drawn version of Spike's face drawn on with purple crayon.

"Besides, Twilight is suppose to be away later today" Spike mentioned.

"Well, I'm not sure if my parents would be willing too let tu registrarse us" Terry mentioned.

"Of coarse tu could join, little guy" Bella Glrove said, seeming rather fond of the cute little dragon.

"Well well" the purple dragon said, crossing his arms and looking back at Terry and Rarity with a smirk on his face.

Rarity rolled her eyes and groaned.

"I amor these types of ponys.. (immitates there accents) they're great" Spike dicho happily.

"We do not sound like that" Terry whined, even though the sounds he worded it in, proved otherwise.

"What now?" Spike asked, after a brief silence.

"Now... We go shopping like I wanted" Rarity dicho excitedly.

Spike and Terry both groaned in response.

"Come on boys, it will be fun" Rarity insisted.


"Oh are tu sure this is good enough" Rarity asked nervously, as she was looking at herself in a mirror, wearing a small dress she recently bought, similar to the one Twilight wore in the episode where Rarity visits Canterlot, joining Twi's birthday. Only this time the dress was liturary just white, except a few light brown polka dots.

"You asked that three times already.. It's fine, I keep telling tu that" Terry groaned.

"Its what she always dose" Spike whispered to Terry, making Terry giggle abit.

Everyone was finding seats.

Rarity was shocked to realize who the host was.

"Princess Celestia!?"

"Oh hello dear.. I was told tu might be here" Celestia replied kindly.

"Wait, how do yo-

"Trust me darling.. Its a long story" Rarity replied.

"You can say that again" Spike added.

Celestia gasped as she realized Spike was there.

"Spike. What are tu doing here for poni, pony sake!" Celestia cried, knowing he probably isn't suppose to be.

"Twilight dicho I could" Spike lied nervously.

"Ohh.. And all those worried letters that she had her owl bring to me, has nothing to do with this?" Celestia asked, knowing a lie when she heard one.

"I thought tu dicho she'll be away, and not able to realize" Terry whispered.

Spike couldn't think of a response, to nervous and somewhat embarrassed.

"We're talk about this later. But it's not far of tu to worry poor Twilight like this, she's basically your mother" Celestial said, as she started walking to the front.

"Celestia is right, I mean, poor Twilight cares so much about you.. I still can't believe tu sneaked in my bag. JUST to see the silly wedding with us" Rarity dicho sternly, after the princess left.

Spike started nervously saying, "Well, actual-

Suddenly he was interrupted por the sounds of horns being played, meaning it was starting.

The three of them were fortunate to find some empty seats.

"Welcome, every poni, pony welcome.. We are here to congratulate the upcoming wedding" Celestia announced.

Spike went wild, cheering "Whoa! Whoa! Now we're talking! Ya! Whoa who!" and clapping as if at a football game, making everyone stare at him, and Rarity put her hoof over her face in annoyance, though Terry couldn't help but start chuckling.

He then shushed everyone, even though the only one making noise was him.

"(Awkwardly) Right... Anyway, lets bring in the husband and bride shall we" Celestia said.

And so, the first one to come out was Terry's brother, Jerry, who looked just like him except his eyes were brown not blue.

"Twins?" Rarity asked, Terry nodded.

Then the bride came out, she was actually their version of BonBon.

Before long they were at the 'I do's'.

And than, than, they were an offical married couple, when Celestia announced so.

Spike went wild again, "YAAAAAAAA!" He screamed super loudly, startling everyone, partially Rarity who fell back abit.

"YAAAAAAAA!" Spike screamed again, but against Terry's face, than against Rarity's.

Spike containued like this, as he laughed and clapped his hands hopping up and down as he stood on his seat.

"YAAAAAAA!" Spike screamed once again, and was about to repeat it but Rarity covered his mough with her hoof, to shut him up.

"Sorry.. Guess he never should of had that spare dulces before we arrived" Rarity said, really embarrassed por Spike's outburst, witch made everyone stare at him.

"Hmm" Celestia dicho to herself.


Everyone was having a party for the newly wedded couple.

"Its a shame Pinkie isn't here. She would of enjoyed this" Rarity dicho looking around at the party.

"Oh well... When's the cake coming? When's the cake coming?" Spike asked hopping up and down with hyper excitement.

"Would tu stop asking me that... It comes when it comes, alright?" Rarity replied, with annoyance in her voice.

"But I'm hungry" Spike groaned.

"Than have some más of the snacks layed out" Rarity said, revealing a small round mesa, tabla covered with various appetisers, most of it were fruits.

Spike groaned, but went to do so anyway.

But before he could, he banged into princess Celestia again.

"Hi" Spike dicho awkwardly.

Celestia didn't respond, leading to an awkward silence.

"When do expect to return to poor Twilight?" Celestia asked after a long silence.

"I don't know" Spike shrugged admittedly.

The large white princess sighed somewhat annoyedly.

"Dose she even know he's with us, yet?" Rarity asked, as the young unicorn began approaching the other two.

"No... But, that reminds me" Celestia pulling out a note of paper, and quickly wrote on it.

"What are tu writing?" Spike asked.

"What do 'think' I'm writing" Celestia replied in almost sassy manner, witch was oddly enough for Spike and Rarity to understand the meaning of the letter.

Celestia then turned to one of her royal guards. A armored white Pegasus with dark blue eyes, and a helmit covering his blue hair.

"Are tu able to bring this to Twilight Sparkle, back in Ponyville?" The Princess asked.

"I could try" the unnamed guard replied, revealing a deep voice.

"Great.. Better hurry" Celestia replied.

The unnamed guard nodded, took the note, and quickly flew off to do as he was ordered.

Awkward silence.

"Dose this mean the cake is com-

"No Spike!" Rarity cried annoyedly.

MUCH LATER!

Down in Ponyville, the guard finally arrived.

But he what Twilight Sparkle even looked like, he never met her himself, though other guards have.

He noticed a nearby Pegasus flying by, she was cyan blue coated, and had a arco iris colored mane and tail.

The pegasus noticed him, and, feeling friendly today, she started approaching the stallion, to greet him.

'Why dose she seem familiar?' the guard thought to himself, as the woman was getting closer.

But when she finally reached him, he remembered.

She was the one that tried pestering him and anouther guard into saying something, when Celestia visited Sugercubes and they stood guard.

"Hello" the young Pegasus greeted warmly.

"Are tu Twilight Sparkle?" the guard asked, cutting straight to the point.

"Me?.. No no. I'm arco iris Dash" the colorful mare replied.

"Perhaps, tu heard of me" she contained, elbowing the guard lightly on the shoulder.

"I control the weather here. Plus I'm one of Ponyville's fastest flyers, an-

"I don't have time for all that" The guard interrupted, clearly disappointing the pretty Pegasus.

"Were can I find Mrs Sparkle?" the guard asked still in a 'straight to the point' manner.

"Just below us actually" arco iris replied.

The guard looked down, and sure enough, there she was.

The purple unicorn was found, sitting quietly in the beautiful green grass.

"She's been quite upset lately, due to Spike having gone missing and all" arco iris dicho looking down at her, sadness in her 'own' eyes.

"Sir?" arco iris asked, noticing the spot the guard was at a moment ago, was a empty spot.

But than arco iris saw the Guard was already approaching young Twilight, and decided to follow. See what was going on.

"Are tu Twilight Sparkle?" the guard asked the pretty unicorn.

"Yes, why?" the purple mare replied quietly.

"This is for you" the guard said, giving the letter from Celestia.

"Holly Cloudsdale.. tu guys are mail pony's as well, I see.. Where do I sign up for this royal guard thing, anyway?" arco iris replied, but nobody ever answered.

The Guard had flown off, leaving Twilight and arco iris alone with the letter.

arco iris hovered over Twilight, not bothering to land, she preferred the air.

"Well? What dose it say Twi? what dose it say?" arco iris asked excitedly.

"Easy now Rainbow, I didn't even open it yet" Twilight replied, opening up the letter.

Twilight barely got though the first sentence and she already cried, "Spike! Thank goodness!" and acted as if hugging the message, out of joy.

"What!? Let me see" arco iris Dash cried, motioning with her hooves, for Twilight to pass the message to her.

Twilight used her magic to do just that.

arco iris started mumbling to herself, as she read the message.

"Oh, whoa.. He's in England, with Rarity" arco iris dicho outloud.

"WHAT!?" Twilight cried out, quickly taking back the letter, but did this so fast, poor arco iris Dash received a small paper cut against one of her cyan hooves, causing arco iris to groan from the brief pain.

"Oh, sorry Rainbow" Twilight said, when she saw arco iris Dash's small cut.

"No worries" arco iris said, quickly getting over the brief pain por shaking her hoof.

Twilight read the rest of the letter.

"HOW DARE SHE!" Twilight cried out, with sudden anger.

"Oh, come on Twilight, our Rarity wouldn't do that on purpose, she probably didn't even know he was with them" arco iris insisted.

"Your right.. It's not Rarity's fault" Twilight said.

"Phew" arco iris dicho in relief.

"IT'S TERRY'S!" Twilight cried, making arco iris gasp.

"Twilight!" arco iris cried, surprised por her friend.

"If he hadn't let Rarity go along, than Spike wou-

"Twilight, what in the wide wide world of Equestia are tu getting at!?" arco iris asked.

"Spike! He was jealous of their relationship.. Clearly this has something to do with that" Twilight replied, worriedly.

"Oh come now Twilight, its not like he's think of some kind of plan" arco iris insisted.

'Time to think of some kind of plan' Spike thought, as he spotted Terry giving Rarity a quick kiss.

"But not yet" Spike thought out loud, seeing the cake finally arriving.


LATER THE siguiente DAY!

In the middle of the ponyville train station, a current purple unicorn was pacing back and forth worriedly, seemed to be waiting for somebody, somewhat impatiently.

'were is she' Twilight kept repeating in her head.

Eventually a certain Cyan blue mare Pegasus started approaching her, wrestling past the huge group of mares and stallions crowding the busy station, to approach her purple friend.

"Alright Twilight. What was so important, that tu had to bring me all the way to this station?" arco iris asked tiredly, cause of her nap being clearly interrupted.

Twilight took a deep breath before saying "I can't take it. I MUST see Spike. And so, I'm taking a train to that, England, place".

"Great.. And tu woke me up and dragged me here, just to tell me that.. Jee, thanks a lot Twi" arco iris dicho with clear sarcasm.

"Don't be silly sweetie. I brought tu here, cause I want tu to registrarse me on the train ride" Twilight replied.

"Me!?" arco iris asked, serprisedly.

"Yes, the other three are busy.. And well... (voice gets sadder and quieter) I don't want to be alone" Twilight replied.

This made arco iris smile warmly, and put a comforting hoof gently on her friend's shoulder.

"Of coarse I'll keep tu company" arco iris dicho comfortingly.

"Oh, Thank tu so very much arco iris Dash" Twilight said, quickly cheering up again.

"What are friends for" arco iris replied proudly.

And with that, the two of them were about to enter the train, but one of the conductors blocked their path.

"Sorry ladies, train is full" the stallion told them.

"Full!" Twilight cried, getting sad again.

"Afraid so madame" the stallion answered.

"You sure tu can't squeeze two more?" arco iris asked, putting a comforting hoof on Twilight's shoulder again.

"I would amor too. But its not my call unfortunately.. Afraid tu and your friend there, will have to wait for the siguiente one" the conductor dicho to the colorful Pegasus.

"Damn it!" Twilight cried angrily, as they watched the train pull away from the station.

"Its okay Twilight.. We're just wait for the siguiente one, like the man said" arco iris insisted, being the third time she put a comforting hoof against the unicorn.

"That's in two days! I'm not waiting two damn days!" Twilight cried, gently removing Dash's hoof, as it wasn't helping this time.

"Do tu have some kind of plan B?" arco iris asked.

Twilight spend some time thinking, than suddenly she had an idea.

"Of coarse I do" Twilight dicho happily.

"Great!.. What is it?" arco iris cried excitedly.

"Come on Rainbow, It's best I 'show' you" Twilight said, running to a unclear direction, an anxious arco iris Dash not far behind.


High up in the skies of Equestia, a huge purple balloon was floating above, with a large pinkies basket tied against it, inside the basket, was a very farmilar purple unicorn and cyan blue Pegasus riding as passengers of the hot air balloon.

"So... This is your epic backup plan eh?" arco iris said, yawning.

"Even tu have to admit, it's better than nothing" Twilight replied, happily.

"Are tu sure we're even make it Twi?" arco iris asked, unsurely.

"Possitive.. This thing is faster than tu think" Twilight replied, still as happy, in her tone.

The colorful maned, light blue Pegasus gave no direct response and only yawned once more.

"Cheer up Dashie.. Check out this lovely view" Twilight dicho looking down at the birds eye view of the high mountains about them, though the ground below them, was too foggy to see, so their wasn't anything else to see, as lovely as the mountains still were, the beauitful purple unicorn didn't appear to care either way though.

However, arco iris wasn't as amazed por it as her purple friend, and once más the cyan furred Pegasus released a tired yawn.

"If it's not too much trouble, I think I'll prefer to catch up on that nap I missed out on, when tu called me to the train station and all" arco iris said, laying herself in a ball, it actually made her look quite cute, depending on ones opinion.

"Well.. Alright, I'll wake tu when we get there, o if I need you" Twilight said, sighing.

arco iris soon drifted herself to sleep, without much trouble in doing so.

'I hope your alright Spike' Twilight thought worriedly, as she containued looking at the scenerys below.

MEANWHILE!

Inside a small empty room.

Spike was pacing around the hardwood floor, same way he did when he was pacing when he trying understand why Rarity agreed to go out with Terry after only knowing him five minites.

But this time his thoughts were completely different.

He was trying to think of a 'plan'.

"What to do.. What to do" the young dragon kept saying to himself.

"Spike" dicho a sudden voice.

The baby dragon snapped out of his thoughts only to find Rarity herself grinning at him.

"Were's your Terry?" Spike asked, unsure what else to answer with.

"Why do tu ask sweetie?" Rarity asked.

"Just use to him being around you" Spike said, awkwardly.

"Well, he's gone for abit.. Just me and you" Rarity replied.

Spike wasn't sure how to respond, just remained quite.

"Lesson, despite all the problems it caused.. I'm actually happy your here, I like your company" Rarity dicho softly.

"R Really?" Spike asked serprisedly.

"Yes.. Terry is good as a boyfriend, but tu are still más funny than him" Rarity admitted.

Spike giggled.

"But lesson, don't think I don't know the REAL reason your here.. Don't think I don't remember about your crush on me" Rarity dicho abit más sternly.

"W What crush?" Spie dicho nervous and embarressed both at the same time.

"Please.. tu think I don't remember that incident on your birthday, when tu kidnapped me when your greed turned tu huge and almost destoried Ponyville, though fortantly seeing the jewel tu gave me the día before reminded tu of who tu were" Rarity said.

"How dose th-

"Let me finish" Rarity interrupted still abit más stern this time.

Spike remained quite once more.

"Don't tu remember when we were falling cause of tu returning to normal size.. And thinking tu were gonna die, tu admitted your feelings for me.. I never forget stuff like that" Rarity told the small dragon.

"Fine.. Your right, I still 'like' like you, tu carro me" Spike confused.

"It's okay darling" Rarity dicho comfortingly.

Spike didn't answer, so much was going though his small little head, his mind was swimming.

"Let's be honest though.. Did tu really think it would of worked between us?" Rarity asked.

"I don't know" Spike shrugged admittedly.

"Your only a baby Spikey.. Trust me, it wouldn't of" Rarity dicho gently.

"I.. Guess" Spike dicho sadly.

"Cheer up buddy, I'm sure tu still had fun being here" Rarity said.

"Ya, I did" Spike said, slowly cheering up.

"Indeed" Rarity giggled.

The white unicorn then kissed the dragones small cheek, before slowly leaving to see if Terry was back.

Spike was trying to think it all over, his head still swimming.


Several hours later.

arco iris dash was still sleeping peacefully when suddenly she was gently woken up.

"Rainbow Dash, wake up, we're here" Twilight dicho quitely.

"Huh? What?" the colorful Pegasus groaned, barelly awake.

"We arrived at UK" Twilight said, still speaking softly to her sleepy friend.

"Oh.. Right" arco iris said, remembering why she and Twilight were in the hot air balloon, and so the cyan Pegasus stretched as she began getting up from her lovely nap.

"Come on now, arco iris Dash, let's hurry" Twilight said, jumping out of the large rosado, rosa balloon basket.

"Rainbow?"

"Coming, coming" the Pegasus groaned. But unfortantly wasn't watching fully were she was going and she tripped on nothing particaler, and still got out of the basket, but in a less pleasent way than Twilight's.

"You okay!?" Twilight worried cried, after seeing her friend take a rather nasty fall like that.

arco iris didn't respond, as her eyes rolled around and stars were over her head for a brief moment, but than she literary shook herself out of it and Twilight helped her up.

"Thanks Twi" arco iris said.

"What are friends for" Twilight giggled, patting arco iris on the back, gently.

"Hey.. This place is pretty neat" arco iris said, finally having a chance to actually look around.

And it was.

The place was as busy as tu could imagine, Stallions and unicornios of all ages were found all over the place.

Quite alot of the ponies were light grey, and the city had abit of a olden days feeling towards it.

It was covered with tall buildings, large fake rocks used as the ground, and even the smell of comida was present.

"Ohh, that smells so good!" arco iris said, allowing her nose to breath in the different comida smells.

"Focus Rainbow.. We're here for Spike" Twilight said, remaining serious.

"But Twilight. tu have to admit, this is a pretty awesome place" the colorful Pegasus replied.

"Check out their flag" arco iris said, flying up and point to a large 'Union Jack' waving slowly in the wind.

"Yes.. Very, unique" Twilight said, impressed por it.

"Yes.. Almost as awesome as I am" arco iris said, bring back abit más of her cocky sides.

"But still.. Let's focus" Twilight said, returning to being serious.

"Aaaawwww" arco iris groaned, looking down with disappointment.

"Fine.. Should we división, split up o something?" arco iris asked, still hovering in the air, but not far from the ground.

"I don't know.. This is a pretty big place" Twilight said, looking around.

"Ya bu-

"What?"

"Is that Terry?" arco iris dicho suddenly.

"What!? Where!?" Twilight cried.

"Over there" arco iris dicho pointing ahead.

Twilight followed the direction of the cyan hoof, and discovered a familiar white stallion\unicorn.

"Ohh, good job Rainbow" Twilight dicho happily.

Twilight? arco iris Dash?" Terry asked, clearly serprised.

"Twilight was worrying about Spike, like a worried mother o something. So finally, she decided to come check on him" arco iris told him.

"And you?"

"I agreed to keep her company" arco iris replied.

Terry didn't respond.

"So... Is he alright?" Twilight asked worriedly.

"Yes.. So is Rarity, if tu wish to know" Terry replied.

"I we don't have huge rush then" arco iris insisted.

"What do tu mean?" Twilight asked.

"I mean.. Why don't we look around.. (points off view), look an antic store" arco iris said.

Twilight looked over, and sure enough arco iris was right, a small antic store was found wait in front of them.

"Can we check it out?" arco iris asked excitedly.

"Bu-

"Spike will be fine" arco iris dicho quickly.

"Fine.. Alright" Twilight dicho sighing.

"Yay.." arco iris said, running over to it.

Twilight giggled as she followed after the cyan Pegasus.


Later that same afternoon, it was actually getting dark out, witch gave all the más reason for Terry to finally bring Twilight and arco iris to meet up with Spike and Rarity in were Terry was staying with them.

"Thanks again for letting me visit that antic store Twi.. I always amor those, guess its the child still in me" arco iris dicho happily.

"No problem Dashie, least I could do" Twilight replied.

"What was tu bought yourself again?" the purple mare asked shortly after her anterior response.

"This" arco iris replied, suddenly revealing a small snow globe, with a small campana tower inside it, along with the falling, snow like stuff.

"I like it" Twilight dicho happily.

"I actually got two of them" arco iris said, revealing another snow globe, same size, same campana tower inside.

"I promised I'll get Sweetie Belle one, since she never got one from the Crystal Empire station, remember?" The cyan Pegasus reminded.

"I certainly do.. And its so sweet of tu to remember such a promise to Rarity's cute little sister" Twilight said, still giggling.

PS: This is still taken place, before Twilight became a alicorn.. In case tu were wondering why she and RD didn't just fly over, instead of bothering with the hot air balloon..

"Alrighty than.. tu girls ready to come inside?" Terry asked, once he got the door open.

"Sure are" arco iris replied.

"Well then, after you" Terry said, gentlemanly.

"Aaawwww, such a sweetheart, aren't you?" Twilight commented, as the two mare's chuckled to themselves, as they went in first, as Terry held the door for them.

"I do what I can" Terry giggled, as he started going in himself, closing the door behind himself.

"Dashie! Twily!" Rarity excitedly cried, running up to her friends and hugging them.

"I was so worried about Spike, I just 'had' to see him.. Plus arco iris here, agreed to tag along, as a comforting companion" Twilight told the fellow pure white unicorn.

"Its what friends do" arco iris said, almost blushing.

"Well, great seeing tu girls either way" Rarity said, grinning.

"You too" the others both replied.

Before long Spike also came into view.

"Ha-ha.. Dragon of the hour" arco iris commented.

Spike was abit confused por this and didn't respond directly.

"Spike!" Twilight cried when she saw him, and ran over to squeeze hug him.

"Oh god! I was so worried! I mean what were tu thinking!?" the purple unicorn added, finally releasing the hug.

Spike was about to answer but Twilight just dicho "Scratch that.. I don't wanna know, just don't ever do that again Spike.. Please"

Brief silence.

"Uhhh.. Anyway. I guess we should get to sleep know.. It's quite late" Terry said.

Everyone agreed, and started finding places to sleep.

LATER THE siguiente DAY!

Rarity, Spike, Terry Twilight and arco iris were all riding the train back to ponyville.

"Um. Rainbow?" Twilight said, from sitting beside the colorful Pegasus the whole ride back.

"Yes Twilight?" arco iris asked, relaxing herself best she could.

"I really enjoyed hanging with you.. When we get back home, do ever wanna hang out, again?.. Maybe I could registrarse tu and Pinkie siguiente time tu prank together" Twilight asked happily.

"I don't know Twi.. Hanging again is an absolute... But tu don't seem like much of a prankster" arco iris admitted.

Twilight giggled, "I guess tu right.. Hoof shake?" Twilight asked, holding out one of her purple hooves.

"Sure, why not" arco iris said, getting her hoof out and shook the unicorn's, but suddenly the young Pegasus got zapped, and a laughing Twilight revealed to have had a zapper.

"Still not convinced?" Twilight laughed.

"Well.. Not bad for a egghead.. But alright. tu caught me there, tu could registrarse me and Pinkie" arco iris dicho giggling.

"Yay! This is gonna be fun!" Twilight cried excitedly.

arco iris giggled.

THE END!
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Lou: ................WHAT!!!...
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japón makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. tu play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as tu look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if tu look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a manga with a título so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if tu don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...
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Now, if tu know me, tu know that I watch Abridged series. One of my favoritos would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made por TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....
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posted by windwakerguy430
Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit fan based parody. Sonic X is owned por 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did tu hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...
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Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There tu are, tu fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... tu hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill tu all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...
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JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally lost his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...
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How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving minutos Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when tu write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at por his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...
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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making tu vomit, its making tu fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....
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Yet another fanfic about a mostrar I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A mostrar in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popular stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the mostrar named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...
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What do tu get when tu take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... tu get Dipper Goes to taco Bell
You can tell just from lectura that título that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off por saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the mostrar a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the mostrar is, o who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this mostrar yet. Anyway, the fanfic...
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Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic televisión shows, however his favorito! character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten segundos in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before tu do this, tu should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, tu should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are tu still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, fan fictions. This mostrar had lost of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless tu play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give tu ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities tu can do to earn tu respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say segundo verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts actuación weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc tu tu overrated prick. tu suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...
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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell tu do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did tu bring me along!?

???: tu figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that tu have to bring me with you!

???: in the cine people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would tu think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw tu commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know tu can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see tu tonight. I only want tu to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...
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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do tu get when tu get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ tu get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
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