At Hollywood Arts high school, we found the gang in class during the day.
Ms. Rogers: Okay, kids, let's start the día with a few new math problems. [She writes a problem on the board.] What is fifteen times two? ...Come on kids, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Robbie smiles and raises his hand] Yes, Robbie?
Robbie: Twelve?
Ms. Rogers: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard who has a puppet.
Robbie: Rex is not a puppet!
Ms. Rogers: Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Tori: [raises her hand] I think I know the answer, Ms. Rogers.
Jade: [mocking] I think I know the answer, Ms. Rogers.
Tori: [shoots back] I don't talk like that! So shut up, goth demon!
Jade: Hey! Don't call me goth demon, tu fucking princess!
Ms. Rogers: Jade! Did tu just say the F-word?
Jade: Do tu mean princess?
Tori: No, she's talking about "fuck." tu can't say "fuck" in school, tu fucking goth girl!
Ms. Rogers: Tori!
Jade: Why the fuck not?
Ms. Rogers: Jade!
Cat: Oh my God, tu just dicho "fuck" again!
Ms. Rogers: Cat!
Trina: Fuck.
Ms. Rogers: Trina!
Jade: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Ms. Rogers: How would tu like to go see Lane, the school counselor?!
Jade: How would tu like to suck my vagina?
[the class gasps]
Beck: Jade....
Ms. Rogers: [stunned] What did tu just say?!
Jade: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I dicho was: [loudly] "How would tu like to suck my vagina, Ms. Rogers?!?!"
(silence when Ms. Rogers glared at Jade and Beck, Robbie, Andre, Tori, Cat and Trina looked shocked)
Cat: Holy shit, girl!
The end!!!
Ms. Rogers: Okay, kids, let's start the día with a few new math problems. [She writes a problem on the board.] What is fifteen times two? ...Come on kids, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Robbie smiles and raises his hand] Yes, Robbie?
Robbie: Twelve?
Ms. Rogers: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard who has a puppet.
Robbie: Rex is not a puppet!
Ms. Rogers: Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Tori: [raises her hand] I think I know the answer, Ms. Rogers.
Jade: [mocking] I think I know the answer, Ms. Rogers.
Tori: [shoots back] I don't talk like that! So shut up, goth demon!
Jade: Hey! Don't call me goth demon, tu fucking princess!
Ms. Rogers: Jade! Did tu just say the F-word?
Jade: Do tu mean princess?
Tori: No, she's talking about "fuck." tu can't say "fuck" in school, tu fucking goth girl!
Ms. Rogers: Tori!
Jade: Why the fuck not?
Ms. Rogers: Jade!
Cat: Oh my God, tu just dicho "fuck" again!
Ms. Rogers: Cat!
Trina: Fuck.
Ms. Rogers: Trina!
Jade: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Ms. Rogers: How would tu like to go see Lane, the school counselor?!
Jade: How would tu like to suck my vagina?
[the class gasps]
Beck: Jade....
Ms. Rogers: [stunned] What did tu just say?!
Jade: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I dicho was: [loudly] "How would tu like to suck my vagina, Ms. Rogers?!?!"
(silence when Ms. Rogers glared at Jade and Beck, Robbie, Andre, Tori, Cat and Trina looked shocked)
Cat: Holy shit, girl!
The end!!!
Your Mamma is so fat when she was swimming whales seen her and started canto we are family.
Your mamma is so fat when she farts she makes globle worming.
Your Mamma is so fat instead of god say let there be light he dicho hola mover out of the way.
Your Mamma is so big when she seen a taxi she yelled hola stop that twinkie.
Your mamma is so fat when she fell down the stairs she wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Your mamma is so fat she stepped on a arco iris and made them skittles.
Your mamma is so fat were in her right know
Your mamma is so fat people jog around her.
Your mamma is so fat when she standed in front of the HOLYWOOD sign all tu could see was H and D.
And one joke for today :)
Ok Dieting Tips
1 Make a lista of who has a problem with tu weight.
2 Cute them out of your life.
3 Enjoy having lost hundred of ideats.
And if tu like my Mammas so fat jokes leave me a message when your done lectura this :)
Your mamma is so fat when she farts she makes globle worming.
Your Mamma is so fat instead of god say let there be light he dicho hola mover out of the way.
Your Mamma is so big when she seen a taxi she yelled hola stop that twinkie.
Your mamma is so fat when she fell down the stairs she wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Your mamma is so fat she stepped on a arco iris and made them skittles.
Your mamma is so fat were in her right know
Your mamma is so fat people jog around her.
Your mamma is so fat when she standed in front of the HOLYWOOD sign all tu could see was H and D.
And one joke for today :)
Ok Dieting Tips
1 Make a lista of who has a problem with tu weight.
2 Cute them out of your life.
3 Enjoy having lost hundred of ideats.
And if tu like my Mammas so fat jokes leave me a message when your done lectura this :)
Freak The Freak Out-
I loved this episode! But the part where Trina is tied up on the counter and they're joking about her being dead ISN'T funny! Its weird, and gross!
Who Did It To Trina-
A great one. BUT! The part where Jade is lectura the comentarios and laughing is rude. I don't see how that could be funny.
The Diddly Bops-
"Tori, Jade can't fit her boobs in the ham burger!"
WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY PUT THAT IN A KID'S SHOW?!
AND...
"Tori, HOW DID JADE GET HER BOOBS IN THIS HAMBURGER?!"
What the heck?!
I could go on.