At Hollywood Arts high school, we found the gang in class during the day.
Ms. Rogers: Okay, kids, let's start the día with a few new math problems. [She writes a problem on the board.] What is fifteen times two? ...Come on kids, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Robbie smiles and raises his hand] Yes, Robbie?
Ms. Rogers: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard who has a puppet.
Robbie: Rex is not a puppet!
Ms. Rogers: Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Tori: [raises her hand] I think I know the answer, Ms. Rogers.
Jade: [mocking] I think I know the answer, Ms. Rogers.
Tori: [shoots back] I don't talk like that! So shut up, goth demon!
Jade: Hey! Don't call me goth demon, tu fucking princess!
Ms. Rogers: Jade! Did tu just say the F-word?
Jade: Do tu mean princess?
Tori: No, she's talking about "fuck." tu can't say "fuck" in school, tu fucking goth girl!
Ms. Rogers: Tori!
Jade: Why the fuck not?
Ms. Rogers: Jade!
Cat: Oh my God, tu just dicho "fuck" again!
Ms. Rogers: Cat!
Ms. Rogers: Trina!
Jade: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Ms. Rogers: How would tu like to go see Lane, the school counselor?!
Jade: How would tu like to suck my vagina?
[the class gasps]
Ms. Rogers: [stunned] What did tu just say?!
Jade: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I dicho was: [loudly] "How would tu like to suck my vagina, Ms. Rogers?!?!"
(silence when Ms. Rogers glared at Jade and Beck, Robbie, Andre, Tori, Cat and Trina looked shocked)
Cat: Holy shit, girl!