*In space, 210 miles west of Earth, a station called the DSSS (Delta Snowdust el espacio Station)...*
Dana: Hello there, everyone, and welcome to: Total Drama el espacio Adventure! I am your host, Dana. We are here at the Delta Snowdust el espacio Station, which is, I know, strangely shaped like a triangle, to invite fifteen contestants in el espacio to compete for a mysterious prize, that will not be revealed until the winner is announced! They're all being brought on a spaceship known as the Mission Nebula Model Omega! Oh, here it comes now!
*The Mission Nebula Model Omega lands gently and safely, the door sliding open*
Dana: First up, let’s welcome the ever-so-lovely…Stefania!
Stefania: *Exits the ship in an astronaut suit, looks around, says in a sarcastic tone* I’m so honored to be competing in a spaceship surrounded por darkness!
Dana: The sarcasm is not appreciated.
Stefania: I don’t care. Also, do we really have to be in this get-up? *Gestures to her astronaut suit*
Dana: Yep, and if tu don’t like it, too bad!
Stefania: Ughhhh…
Dana: siguiente up--Arthur!
Arthur: *Steps out*
Dana: The siguiente person joining the cast is--Elektra!
Elektra: Why hello there! Got any bubblegum?
Dana: Err, why?
Elektra: I wanna see if I can blow a bubble so big it’d pop my casco off.
Dana: …Yeaaaaaah…no. Anyway, let’s welcome Kiara!
Kiara: *Steps out, looking around* …What. A. Dump.
Dana: You’d rather compete in an actual dump? I don’t have any time to deal with b****es like you.
Kiara: Why don’t tu just give me the mystery prize already so I don’t have to compete with these losers?
Stefania: *Sarcastically* Yeah, tu totally deserve it! You’re the worthiest of the bunch here!
Kiara: Why don’t tu shut up?
Dana: Why don’t tu both shut up? We have a limited amount of running time here, people! *Sighs* siguiente up, Marina!
Marina: Oh my god, I am so excited to be here! I didn’t think that we’d be competing in space, this is soooo cool!
Kiara: Yeah, yeah, we get it, mover it along!
Dana: The siguiente contestant is--Tanya!
Tanya: Heeeeey everyone! What. Is. UP, y’all?!
Dana: Alright, now let’s say hello to--Rochelle!
Rochelle: What’s up? I am so psyched, tu guys! I can’t wait for the first challenge.
Dana: siguiente up is--Blaine!
Blaine: Hey, everyone!
Dana: siguiente up--Kendall!
Kendall: *Exits the ship, doing multiple backflips* Wooooooo! *Stops* I am so pumped to be here! Let's get this party started!
Dana: siguiente up is--Yuki!
Yuki: Hi, guys!
Dana: Lily!
Lily: H-Hi everyone...
Dana: Wisp!
Wisp: Nice to meet tu all!
Dana: Dayton!
Dayton: Hello, everybody!
Dana: Valencia!
Valencia: hola there!
Dana: And last, but not least--Echo!
Echo: Hi!
Dana: Congratulations on making it to the final cast, tu guys!
All: *Mixed reactions, from "Yay!" to "Ugh!" to "Anybody got any gum?"*
Dana: Alright, now it's time to división, split tu all into teams! We have two spaceships here. The first one--*Points to a purple one* is the Aurora's Constellation Model #4, and the segundo one--*Points to a gray one* is the Misty Constellation Model #6! If I call your name, tu will be in the Aurora's Constellation Model #4, and your team will be called Team Andromeda!
Marina: Ooh, that's cool! But if it's a shrub, why doesn't it look like a shrub?
Dana: ...Excuse me?
Kiara: She's talking about Andromeda as in the shrub, idiot.
Dana: I wish tu were a shrub so I didn't have to deal with hearing your annoying voice. Anyway--*Turns to Marina* Your team is called Andromeda because it's named after the Andromeda Galaxy!
Marina: ...A shrub galaxy?
Dana: ...No. It's just the name of a galaxy.
Marina: ...Ohhhhhhh!
Dana: Yeaaaah...anyway, the people who are going to be in Team Andromeda are: Valencia, Dayton, Wisp, Yuki, Kendall, Blaine, Tanya, and Kiara!
Tanya: Time to work it OUT!
Kiara: Oh god...
Dana: Now, the remaining people will be in the Misty Constellation Model #6, and your team will be called Team Milkyway! The people who are going to be in Team Milkyway are: Stefania, Arthur, Elektra, Marina, Rochelle, Lily, and Echo!
Rochelle: Sweet, let's do this!
Marina: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my GOD, I am soooo excited!
Dana: Now, your first challenge is that tu have to get to this planet that has not been discovered yet. There, tu will find this jewel that glows the color of blue. This jewel will help boost your ship's gas tank levels and speed! This gives your team an advantage of doing better in future challenges!
Kiara: What's the catch?
Dana: *Evil chuckle* I'm glad tu asked. I headed to the planet beforehand and dumped barrels full of toxic waste there. Who knows what you'll find during your quest for the jewel? *Walks off* Good luuuuck!
Kiara: *Pushes people out of her way* Get out of my way! I'm heading to the ship first to find that jewel!
*Blaine, Tanya, Yuki, Kendall, Wisp, Dayton, and Valencia are just standing behind her*
Kiara: *Stops and looks at them* What are tu waiting for, to turn into a pumpkin? Get in the ship for God's sakes!
Tanya: *Enters the ship first* Damn, girl, tu don't need to be so tense.
Kiara: I do, because if we don't win this challenge, we're not going to win the future challenges to come.
Tanya: I'm just sayin', tone it down a notch!
Kiara: Don't tell me what to do, ghetto girl! *Plops down onto the pilot's asiento and buckles her seatbelt, examining the many buttons and levers on the ship*

*CONFESSIONAL*
Tanya: ...Oh hell no she di'in't.
*END CONFESSIONAL*

Kiara: Sit your a**es down!
*The rest of Team Andromeda sits down, muttering as they do so, not buckling their seatbelts*
Kiara: *Presses a red button and the ship starts up, then everybody but Kiara starts to float*
Dayton: Whoa, what's going on?!
Kendall: This is soooo cool! hola guys, watch this! *Starts spinning in mid-air*
Kiara: No time for that, circus boy! *Adjusts a lever to 'Full Speed'*
Valencia: We're out of gravity. We're not near a planet, so we'll be floating around in the ship until we are near a planet.
Kiara: *Drives the ship at full speed*
All: Whoaaaaa! *Everyone but Kiara start floating around the room, hitting walls and at some points nearly the ship's control panel*
Kiara: Watch it, ballerinas!

---TEAM MILKYWAY---
Rochelle: Hope tu guys don't mind if I control the ship.
Arthur: I don't mind.
Lily: M-me either...
Rochelle: Alright then! *Presses a red button and the ship starts up, then everybody but Rochelle starts to float*
Marina: Oh my god, what is going on?!
Echo: Lack of gravity because we're not near a planet.
Rochelle: It's alright, keep calm! Make sure tu don't hit anything! *Adjusts a lever to 'Medium Speed' and starts driving the spaceship*

*Three days later...*

---TEAM ANDROMEDA---
*The ship lands to a halt, and everyone exits the ship*
Kiara: *Looks around* ...Eww. Okay, I'm going to go find that jewel. *Leaves the others*
Wisp: Okay, so what are we supposed to look out for?
Valencia: Anything that's been mutated por the toxic waste Dana poured.
Wisp: Oh.
*A slimy green creature approaches them*
Tanya: ...What. The. Hell. Is that?
*Its eyes snap open, revealing long, sharp claws*
Yuki: If that thing starts to shoot lasers out of its eyes, I swear--
*The creature starts shooting lasers out of its eyes, charging at the group*
Tanya: Okay...Okay, gotta keep calm...
*The creature gets closer and closer*
Tanya: *Looks around frantically* ...RUUUUUUUUN! *Runs off flailing and screaming*
*The group runs off, and within a few segundos más slimy green creatures appear, shooting lasers out of their eyes as well, chasing one of the members of Team Andromeda*

---TEAM MILKYWAY---
*The ship gently lands to a halt and everyone exits the ship*
Rochelle: *Is the first to exit the ship, eyes wide* ...What is going on right now?
Lily: ...I-I don't like the l-look of this...
Rochelle: *Shakes head* Come on, let's go find that jewel. *Leaves the chaotic scene with the rest of Team Milkyway*

---KIARA---
Kiara: Now where, oh where is that jewel...? *Looks around, making sure to closely examine every nook and cranny, then sees a shiny blue object in the distance, her eyes reflecting from the object's shine* Perfect. *Slowly heads to the object, not noticing that a slimy green creature is following her*
Rochelle: *Sees the slimy green creature behind Kiara* Kiara, look out!
Kiara: Huh? *Turns around, then sees the creature*
*The creature lets out of a roar and swings at her*
Kiara: *Dodges, then screams, running further away from the jewel with the creature following her*
Rochelle: *Sees the jewel* Now's our chance! *Heads to the jewel, the rest of Team Milkyway following*
Kiara: *Sees them heading for the jewel, still trying to outrun the creature* Get away from it! Get away! *Still screaming as the creature chases her*
Rochelle: *Picks up the jewel* Got it!
*Team Milkyway exclaims in triumph*
Rochelle: Let's go, gang, we can't win without taking it back to the station!

*Three days later, at the DSSS...*
Dana: Congratulations, Team Milkyway! tu found the jewel and managed to get it without being attacked por who-knows-what lurked in that planet! tu are all immune from elimination this week!
*Team Milkyway cheers, then Team Andromeda's ship lands, the door sliding open*
Dana: Sorry Team Andromeda, looks like you're all going to be voting someone off tonight!
*They all overlap each other's reactions, then start arguing with each other*
Dana: For god's sakes, shut up!
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Sorry Team Andromeda, but it's time to vote someone off!

Please send me a PM o comentario on this article, telling me who tu want to vote off!

Tanya//Elkhat-Law
Blaine//Seastar4374
Yuki//twitdrama
Kendall//Zmidy313
Wisp//sorandom15
Dayton//ninjacupcake88
Valencia//colecutegirl
Kiara//DandC4evacute

Voting ends today at 10 PM my time!

Thank tu so much for lectura the first part of the first episode of Total Drama el espacio Adventure!
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