Dan's Bio! :D YAAAAY!<3

Also, please tell me if tu read the respuestas in Dan's voice. Cause I did.
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Name: "Daniel James Howell, but just call me Dan."
Meaning of name: "God is my judge... oh shit."
Nickname: "Dan. Danisnotonfire."
Meaning of nickname: "It's my youtube name?"
Stereotype: "The cult leader of the internet."
Age: "18,"
Race: "English,"
Hometown: "Berkshire, England. But I currently live in Londres with my friend Phil. Say hi Phil,"
Phil: "Hi!" ^^
Birthday: "June 11th,"
Species: "Human? What the fuck else would I be?"
Gender: "Male,"
Religion: "Don't have one,"
Allergies: "If I have one, I don't know what it is."
Sexual preference: "Girls,"
Occupation: "Youtuber, radio mostrar presenter"
Way of speaking: "You tell me,"
Theme Song(s): "I don't really have one,"
Personal Quote: "Do whatever tu need to do to be happy."


APPEARANCE

Hair color: "Dark brown,"
Hair style and length: "Emo swoop, similar to Anthony Padilla of smosh."
Eye color: "Brown."
Eyesight: "It's alright, far better then Phil's."
Height: "I don't know off the parte superior, arriba of my head."
Weight: "I honestly have no idea, but all the matters is that I'm unfit. I can't even take the stairs down to the floor below Phil and mine in our apartment without throwing up my internal organs."
Clothing style: *laughs* "Okay, this is an interesting topic. I spend around 100 dollars on each articulo of clothing. In fact, there's a picture on tumblr of me wearing the exact same camisa, camiseta as Kurt Hummel from Glee. So my clothing style is the same as a homosexual, feminine character on a tv-show.
Abnormalities: "None."
Distinguishing Marks(scars, tattoos, etc.): "None"
Self Care (makeup): "I don't wear makeup, I don't even know half of the makeup that exists in this world,"
First impressions on people: "Oh shit! Don't make eye-contact Dan, maybe they won't see you." *mimics looking up and seeing a guy walking his way* "Is he coming this way? Shit! Run away, run while tu still can!"
Phil: "Dan. That's not nice :("
Dan: "Shut up Phil!"
Skin Color: "I'm Mexican,"
Body type/build: "Once again, unfit."
Usual expression: "Smile,"
Posture: "Straight?"
Piercing: "Ear piercings,"
Describe your voice: "Just watch my videos and find out."
Weapon of choice: "A Sephiroth katana,"


RELATIONSHIPS

Mom: "I'm not saying her name because the internet is serious business."
How do tu get along: "She's wonderful,"
Dad: "Not saying his name."
How do tu get along: "Amazingly,"
Siblings: "One brother, who I'm not naming. And for those "Dangirls" who found him, leave him alone and stop being such stalkers."
How do tu get along: "We fight like all siblings, but we get along too."
Children: "Haha, no."
How do tu get along: "With my non-existent children? Quite well, actually."
Other family members: "So many..."
Past lover(s): "I was with this one girl who smoked, it didn't end well, and then I was with my last girlfriend for two and a half years."
Current lover: "Phil's mum."
Phil: "No! No she's not!"
Dan: "So he thinks, ;3"
Reaction to meeting someone new: "I'll try to at least say hi,"
Ability to work with others: "Good,"
How Sociable(shy, etc): "Socially awkward and uncomfortable around anyone,"
Pets: "I don't allow Phil to have pets. If I did we'd have about 30 hamsters and a lion cub."
Phil: "You know tu want a lion!"
Dan: "Stop interrupting Phil!"
Least favorito! type of person: "I don't really have any."
favorito! people: "Friends,"
Least favorito! people: "Uh...."


PERSONALITY

When tu first meet someone: "I'll say hi,"
As tu know them better(and they like you): "We might hangout."
As tu know them better(and they hate you): "Ignore them, they're not worth my time."
Positive characteristics: "I rarely compliment myself, so I don't know."
Negative characteristics: "I'm awkward, quiet, keep to myself, unattractive,"
favorito! color: "I like white, brown, oro and purple."
favorito! food: "Is that even a question? Malteasers, obviously!"
favorito! animal: "MEHHHHHH!" *brief pause* "That was me doing a llama noise,"
favorito! instrument: "I guess paino since it's the only one I've ever really played."
favorito! element: "Placenta."
favorito! remembered moment in life: "I don't know..."
Least favorito! color: *shrugs*
Least favorito! food: "Raisins, ugh."
Least favorito! animal: "I don't have one."
Least favorito! instrument: "I don't know,"
Most hated moment in life: "My entire highschool experience."
Hobbies: "Youtube, interneting, vlogging,"
Usual mood: "Happy."
Drink/smoke/drugs: "I drink, yes. But I don't smoke o do drugs and I don't plan to."
How serious are you: "I can be serious when I need to, but am usually not."
Soft spot/vulnerability: "I know it sounds stupid, but I still don't like the content on my youtube channel, I'm never happy with a video."
Opinion on swearing: "I don't think there's a single danisnotonfire video in which I don't swear, so..."
Daredevil o Cautious: "I jumped off a cliff once, Phil was too scared >:3"
Phil: "It was scary D:"
favorito! música type: "Alternative rock like muse and Arcade Fire."
favorito! movie type: "I'll read o watch anything really,"
favorito! book type: "Same answer as before."
favorito! season: "Summer,"
Sleeping pattern: "It's not like I tape myself when I sleep!"
Cleanliness o sloppy: "Clean."
How do tu pass the time: "Interneting."
Biggest secret: "I'm not going to reveal my biggest secret to the entire internet."
Hero/who do tu look up to: "No one really..."
Fears: "I'm actually scared of butterflies."
Comforts: "Food,"
Drunk type: "Um...." *pause* "PHIL!?"
Phil: "What?"
Dan: "What's my drunk type?"
Phil: "You just get even meaner then normal."
Dan: *shoves him* "Shut up."
Special abilities: "Um... I... um..."
Abide the law?: "Sure...."
Which 7 deadly sins are tu most like: "Sloth. I will sit down with my laptop and not get up for 6 hours."
Dance style: "I went to a musical theatre class when I was younger and did dancing there,"

What role would tu be in tu were in...
Romance movie: "I don't know, tu probably have a better idea then I do :)"
Action movie: "They wouldn't cast me for an action movie; I can't run!"
Cartoon: "Uh..."
Horror movie: "The killer >:D"
Porno: *starts laughing* "Oh god!"

How do tu act when tu are...
Sad: "I try to cover it up with a smile."
Happy: "What do tu mean how do I act? If I'm happy, I'll act happy!""
Angry: "I'm angry."
Afraid: "Run away."
amor someone: "Oh dear..."
Hate someone: "Ignore them."
Want something/someone: "Try and get it?"
Confused: "These preguntas are stupid."
Phil: "Come on Dan! Natsume wants us to do them, just answer them and stop complaining."
Dan: "Fine -.-"
How do tu react to...
Danger: "Run away?"
Someone tu hate has a crush on you: "Awkward,"
Proposal to marry: "I don't think that'll happen anytime soon"
Death of loved one: "I'll be upset, obviously."
If something is very difficult: "Oh fuck it..."
Injury: "Try to ignore the pain."
Something irresistibly cute: "Yay?"


KNOWLEDGE

Languages: "English."
Schooling level: "Done school."
favorito! subject: "I hated them all equally."
Interested careers: "Youtuber o actor."
Expertise: "Nothing, I literally did no work."
Puzzles: "Okay,"
Sciences: "Okay..."
Math: "Bad,"
English: "Good."
Geography: "Bad,"
Politics/law: "Bad,"
Economy: "Bad,"
Cooking: "I was actually great at cooking."
Sewing: "Bad,"
Mythology: "Bad,"
Other Classes: "Passed them at least..."
Talents: "Being a prat."
lectura level: "Great."
How are tu at planning/plotting: "Depends on what I need to plan."

ROMANCE

How do tu act: "Around a girl I fancy? Well usually with girls I fancy I was already friends with them before, so I acted pretty normally."
Gentleman/Ladylike o Klutzy: "I try to act like a gentleman, but sometimes the universe just fucks tu in the ass."
Go slow o jump into relationships: "I like going slow"
True amor o testing different people: "True love,"
Act like friends o lovers: "Friends I think, I want a girl who I can be myself around."
What kind of presents would tu buy: "Depends on what they like."
Type of kisser: "I don't really know what type, but I do consider myself a good kisser,"
Do tu want kids: "Not for a while now."
Do tu want to marry: "Not yet!"
Make good o bad decisions: "Good,"
Are tu romantic: "I try to be"
How are tu in bed: "Natsume. I'm not answering something like that."
Virgin?: "I'm not going to answer something like that on the internet,"
Fetishes: *silence*
Gets jealous easy: "Oh yes... back when I had a girlfriend when I was 15, she was talking to a guy and I literally died on the inside."
Wife/husband abuser: "Abuse is wrong,"
Marry for money o love: "Love,"
What would happen on your dream date: *laughs*
Opinion on sex: "Why do I feel like this entire thing was just a ploy for me to tell tu how to impress me?"
Me: o.o "Shit. He knows!"

TOTAL DRAMA

Favourite Total Drama FEMALE contestant: "Dawn o Bridgette,"
Favourite Total Drama MALE contestant: "Noah, that's man's a sarcastic genius."
Least Favourite Total Drama FEMALE contestant: "Heather, that perra is mean."
Least Favourite Total Drama MALE contestant: "Lightning,"
Favourite Total Drama Couple: "I actually really like Lindsay and Tyler together,"
Least Favourite Total Drama couple: "Don't have one,"
Favourite Total Drama World Tour Song: "Before We Die,"
Least Favourite Total Drama Would Tour Song: "Who tu Gonna Root For?"
If tu participated in Total Drama Action, which movie genre would tu like best?: "Ooh... horror."
If tu were in Total Drama World Tour, which song would tu have wanted to be a part of?: "I think This is How We Will End it would be cool."
Which Total Drama guy/girl would tu fecha if tu had to pick one?: "Bridgette"
If tu were in any season, who would tu have been in an alliance with?: "Bridgette, Geoff, Trent, Noah"
If tu were in any season, who would tu have been enemies with?: "Alejandro and Heather,"
lista every contestant that would be on your Total Drama dream team (10 people): "Bridgette, Trent, Dawn, Geoff, Duncan, Brick, Cody, Noah, Gwen, Leshawna."

Audition

"Hi! I'm Dan Howell! I make youtube videos under the name danisnotonfire that are basically about the failure that is my life. If tu picked me, I might actually have the chance to achieve something in life."