Read the first three chapters before anything!
--------------------------------------------------"So... your Irken too?" Mef asked. "Yes, this is my Mobian disguise." Zim replied. "Did I mention that we're gonna be good friends?" Mef lied. "No." Zim said. She took the hand that was holding the axe, clenched the axe, and put her fist on his shoulder. She got closer and closer until SWING! and miss... but barely. "What was that for?" Zim asked. "Are tu trying to eat me, too?!" He said. Mef said, "Errr... I WILL MAKE A RETURN!" And ran away. "Then they heard a familiar voice. "Hey! It's tu two again! tu better stay far away from this part of Mobius, o I'll-" Shadow was interuppted por a person the have not heard of nor seen. "Hi, Shadow!" she said. "Are tu guys new here?"She asked. "Yes." Zim said. "My name's Brianna the Fox." She said. "WELL, our names are Zim and Gir."Zim said. "Well, I gotta go catch up with Shadow. Maybe I'll see ya later??" Brianna said. "SHADOW! WAIT UUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!" They decided that they would spend their free time planting Irken bombs everywhere. One was planted at the parte superior, arriba of the inside of a loop, and just happened to go off right when Sonic ran over it. Seeing how it blasted him to the ground on his head kicking his feet in the air in a running motion made them laugh. Whoever thought bombs would be so funny. They noticed a rosado, rosa hedgehog practicing hammer whacking-directly in the spot where they planted a bomb. She whacked her hammer down, but the explosion made her backflip flip over. They decided they would catch up on looking for Sonic. They finally found him-along with two other people. "I VILL NOM ON YOUR INTESTINES." One said. They could easily guess who that was. Thenn the other said, "WHERE IS TEH SHADOW HOGHEDGE! They could've easily guessed who that was, too. Zim and gir joined them and now Sonic was surrounded por a small circle. It was now a mixure of comepletely different things now (IMMA DEVOUR YOUR NOSE, GIMME DA SHADOW!!, And hola COME OVER HERE SO I CAN TAKE tu TO DR. EGGMAN!)Poor Sonic...
End of Chapter 4, Chapter 5 coming soon.
--------------------------------------------------"So... your Irken too?" Mef asked. "Yes, this is my Mobian disguise." Zim replied. "Did I mention that we're gonna be good friends?" Mef lied. "No." Zim said. She took the hand that was holding the axe, clenched the axe, and put her fist on his shoulder. She got closer and closer until SWING! and miss... but barely. "What was that for?" Zim asked. "Are tu trying to eat me, too?!" He said. Mef said, "Errr... I WILL MAKE A RETURN!" And ran away. "Then they heard a familiar voice. "Hey! It's tu two again! tu better stay far away from this part of Mobius, o I'll-" Shadow was interuppted por a person the have not heard of nor seen. "Hi, Shadow!" she said. "Are tu guys new here?"She asked. "Yes." Zim said. "My name's Brianna the Fox." She said. "WELL, our names are Zim and Gir."Zim said. "Well, I gotta go catch up with Shadow. Maybe I'll see ya later??" Brianna said. "SHADOW! WAIT UUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!" They decided that they would spend their free time planting Irken bombs everywhere. One was planted at the parte superior, arriba of the inside of a loop, and just happened to go off right when Sonic ran over it. Seeing how it blasted him to the ground on his head kicking his feet in the air in a running motion made them laugh. Whoever thought bombs would be so funny. They noticed a rosado, rosa hedgehog practicing hammer whacking-directly in the spot where they planted a bomb. She whacked her hammer down, but the explosion made her backflip flip over. They decided they would catch up on looking for Sonic. They finally found him-along with two other people. "I VILL NOM ON YOUR INTESTINES." One said. They could easily guess who that was. Thenn the other said, "WHERE IS TEH SHADOW HOGHEDGE! They could've easily guessed who that was, too. Zim and gir joined them and now Sonic was surrounded por a small circle. It was now a mixure of comepletely different things now (IMMA DEVOUR YOUR NOSE, GIMME DA SHADOW!!, And hola COME OVER HERE SO I CAN TAKE tu TO DR. EGGMAN!)Poor Sonic...
End of Chapter 4, Chapter 5 coming soon.
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt melocotón preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now o i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT culo perra OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that perra now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now o i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT culo perra OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that perra now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired por an old articulo I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt o Dull Object While Eating manzana, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return inicial From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An manzana, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked o Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt o Dull Object While Eating manzana, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return inicial From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An manzana, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked o Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, tu LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” dicho HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
por then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, tu LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” dicho HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
por then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
Name:Salena Raqque Nagato
Age:19
Physical Apperence:Dark Pink-Red hair, with a light rosado, rosa body
Species:Hedgebat
Occupation:The keyboard guitauir(pretty much a guiair in any shape, with buttons) for estrella SOS
Friends:Anna the Hedgehog, Miranda the Echinda, and Kagimi the Cat
Enimes:Dr.Eggmansign
Faveriote color:Black
Faveriote Sign:Peace
Outfits:A black tank, and light rosado, rosa skirt
Black dress with red hearts
Ride:None
Parents:Alicia Nagoto(Birth Mother), Veronica and James Calico(Adopted
Height:4 ft.
Backstory:Salena had longer hair, but when she was about 3, her birth mother(Alicia)cut it off.Soon, she was taken from her birth family and put into the Calico family.She vowed to be like the good side of her mother as soon as she got there.She has a very scattered romantic past, and three friends(Anna, Kagimi, and Miranda) who were like her sisters her entire life.
Age:19
Physical Apperence:Dark Pink-Red hair, with a light rosado, rosa body
Species:Hedgebat
Occupation:The keyboard guitauir(pretty much a guiair in any shape, with buttons) for estrella SOS
Friends:Anna the Hedgehog, Miranda the Echinda, and Kagimi the Cat
Enimes:Dr.Eggmansign
Faveriote color:Black
Faveriote Sign:Peace
Outfits:A black tank, and light rosado, rosa skirt
Black dress with red hearts
Ride:None
Parents:Alicia Nagoto(Birth Mother), Veronica and James Calico(Adopted
Height:4 ft.
Backstory:Salena had longer hair, but when she was about 3, her birth mother(Alicia)cut it off.Soon, she was taken from her birth family and put into the Calico family.She vowed to be like the good side of her mother as soon as she got there.She has a very scattered romantic past, and three friends(Anna, Kagimi, and Miranda) who were like her sisters her entire life.