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My Feelings on Whether Hating Films is Bad o Good

posted by Windrises

I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often más entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just por thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...

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parte superior, arriba 6 most annoying movie cliche's of these days

posted by Canada24

#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..

#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.

#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe tu can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..

#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
tu have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!

#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?

#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.

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A lista of Sites tu Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that tu probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add más to the lista when I find más sites I think tu should probably avoid. So if anyone sends tu enlaces to the following sites, tu have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad por the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS tu ARE A SICKO I ADVISE tu NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - parte superior, arriba 20 lista

posted by spunkyonyx

1. ángel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying o you'll get some action faster than a pit toro on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all tu want even if she is the kind who will out chug tu in cerveza and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names tu never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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100 Reasons why tu amor her

posted by milorox18

1. I amor the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I amor the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I amor the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I amor the way tu look at me.

5. I amor how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I amor the way I can’t imagine a día without tu in my life.

7. I amor the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I amor the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I amor the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I amor how I know you’ll always be there when I need tu to be.

11....

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20 ways to know if a guy loves tu ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if tu notice him staring a lot at tu ..like más than 5 times in the same día .(unless tu got a stain on your shirt)
2- if tu and him were in the same area , he would be with tu in every where tu walk to ( like a party o a concierto ..etc)
3- he would sit siguiente to tu in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream o laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to tu hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if tu drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, tu answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, tu answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, tu answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, tu say “is that so?”
5. If tu so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher tu did not turn in your homework because tu were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When tu walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a enfriador, refrigerador that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up lista is on my escritorio for the part tu would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up lista on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by tamar20

1)"Why, do tu find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I amor the segundo grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and tu actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circulo, círculo that had its two sides gently compressed por a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew: (Guys perspective)

posted by CullenProperty

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When tu sleep over never boss me around in cama unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If tu don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” o “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If tu want sex, just ask. (In case tu didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with más than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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nombre de usuario Ideas (The majority are either dark o emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here tu go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here por my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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67 cute and funny things... (GIRLS ONLY!!)

posted by Dreamer4eva

1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes tu make me so mad i wanna throw tu in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style tu wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...

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FUNNY INSULTS..must read

posted by iluvsmj

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at tu trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but tu my friend!! yes you!! tu CAN kiss MY ASS*******

If tu didn't have feet tu wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do tu wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for tu %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...

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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy- Guys point of View

posted by milorox18

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make tu tear up :)
 Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist. 
2-Talk to her. 
3-Share secrets. 
4-Give her your jacket.
 5-Kiss her slowly.

Are tu remembering this?

6-Hug her. 
7-Hold her. 
8-Laugh with her. 
9-Invite her somewhere. 
10-Let her be with tu when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her. 
12-Take pics with her. 
13-Pull her onto your lap. 
14-When she says she loves tu more, deny it. fight back. 
15-When her friends say i amor her más than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If tu have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that tu ask their opinion of everything.

7. After tu have your bath, envolver, abrigo a bath towel around tu and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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My parte superior, arriba 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a lista like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this lista with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please comentario but be polite. Also, always comentario because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers tu know.
12.Strangers tu don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to borrar above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that tu talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...