If tu scream...

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a año plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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parte superior, arriba 15 best looking anime dudes

posted by angelscry

(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)

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misceláneo jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This pato walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the pato leaves.

The siguiente day, the pato returns and asks, "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the pato leaves.

The día after that, the pato walks in the store again and asks "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told tu no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if tu come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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18 Reasons Why it Sucks to be the Akward Girl

posted by msfit39

1. Every día at school is the same
2. tu never know if your braids look digusting o not
3. tu are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. tu would like to think that people notice o even think about tu but tu are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows o cares about
5. tu worry people will write nasty comentarios on your fanpop articulo that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all tu do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When tu only really have like 3 friends at school and 2 of them...

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The mostrar SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The mostrar SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The mostrar SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed por a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minutos of the mostrar may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob o Caillou, in which imágenes change más slowly, o to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: This is starting to be a nightmare

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...

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fun "rules" of life and a Cynic's guide to life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I'm putting two funny artículos together in one, hope tu enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I amor deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would tu know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what tu need, and I'll tell you...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: Lets Solve The Mistery Gang

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy oso, oso de on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some comida while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the cocina and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the cocina was when Tina got inicial she saw what the cocina was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their inicial the Teddy oso, oso de was hiding in the cocina cupboard as it chuckled...

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15 BEST Excuses for falling asleep at your escritorio

posted by iluvsmj

15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minuto power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course tu sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the parte superior, arriba off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are tu discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...

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lilly's diary - my mother, the b**ch

posted by dxcfan101

dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, segundo i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her cinturón, correa serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got inicial my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started lectura it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 segundo later i hear my mother scream off the parte superior, arriba of her lungs LILLY GET tu BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she dicho uuummm my homework...

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misceláneo facts!!!!!!!!!!

posted by kinga10111

..... misceláneo Facts .....

If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...

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36 Weird Facts That tu PROBABLY Never Heard Of

posted by TotalDramaChick

1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A tiburón is the only pescado that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are más chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's berenjena is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on...

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Barbara Streisand por pato Sauce Lyrics

posted by myareid17

Barbra Streisand

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Barbra Streisand

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Barbra Streisand

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Barbra Streisand

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The Script to the episode Invader Zim:Nubs Of Doom

posted by invadercalliope

INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids por their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and gir in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. gir simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....

Kanon (2006) Ending Theme – Kaze no Tadoritsuku Basho

posted by invadercalliope

Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no tu ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...

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45 frases A La Melancholia

posted by cute20k

Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these frases are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring tu back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in amor and tu get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the amor tu have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...

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11 fun\funny things to do at Walmart

posted by Lady10358

1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are tu OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's halloween go to the costume section and grab a halloween bag and go up to a misceláneo person and say "Trick o treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if tu know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher carro and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When tu see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...

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misceláneo but true facts

posted by spunkyonyx

hola guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the fuente if available. Any others tu may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have más zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...

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Funny frases

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As tu can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did tu ever walk in a room and forget why tu walked in? I think that’s how perros spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...

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10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen

posted by TVD_rocks

10. Sing “Bad Touch” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are tu gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with tu for Halloween

4. mostrar him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile o if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.