When is 99 más than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when tu run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minuto and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!
What two things can tu never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!
Suppose tu had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should tu choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!
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