[MV] IU(아이유) _ Twenty-three(스물셋)

INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids por their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and gir in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. gir simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....

Of course, if tu are TRULY random, tu shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever tu may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases o monologues o pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of friends o logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if tu got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and tu can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...

"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and por brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in cama and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse melocotón was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", melocotón told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. margarita hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...

No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have tu watched Shake it up? It's the best thing disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL disney & music. Even the trash cine like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap disney Channel has to offer....

This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume tu are Chinese just because you're Asian, o automatically assume tu are Mexican just because tu are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best friends are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...

Thanks too AMC, breaking Bad was played all thought christmas.. I PVR'd every every episode, in order.. And I mean EVER episode..

If tu remember o not, I dicho I would possibly do reviews of Breaking Bad.. And turns out, I was right about that, so here I go..

Frankly, compared too MONSTER and BOJACK HORSEMAN (ironically Aaron Paul is the reason I watch BoJack, and because of Breaking Bad).. These reviews will be REAL reviews.. Lengthy, well thoughtout, and very worth reading..

So.. Last time I watched this show, I stopped around the beginning of season 3.. As it got rather boring.. Now.. With...

#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE tu AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let tu go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, tu and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck tu for being interested in things, tu stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just...

Hello there, misceláneo people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present tu my parte superior, arriba 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a mes hace and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans o Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses o bosses in this list, I might make a separate lista for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught tu how to respect people's opinions,...

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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a flor in the yard. I tried to plant it por the Sandbox, but Lisa dicho that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for mostrar and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa dicho people came to the porch and...

This 15 año old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 año old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...

November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, tu should know that I've más than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone o in person......

Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my favorito! website is youtube. for some of tu who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's tu share videos, alot of people tend to subir gaming videos o música o videos of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good youtube channels like Seananners o Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch misceláneo peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some misceláneo persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever...