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The Game (noun) - Something tu just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to mostrar how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having seguro sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason tu passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything tu had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps tu solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if tu say anything bad I will honestly puñetazo, ponche your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
navidad (noun) - The only time of the año in which one can sit in front of a dead árbol and eat dulces out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's comida while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will amor tu for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
The Game (noun) - Something tu just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to mostrar how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having seguro sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason tu passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything tu had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps tu solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if tu say anything bad I will honestly puñetazo, ponche your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
navidad (noun) - The only time of the año in which one can sit in front of a dead árbol and eat dulces out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's comida while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will amor tu for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT por SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as tu read... Be sure tu don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that tu would like to have chocolate (try for más than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number por 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it por 50. I’ll wait while tu get the calculator ...
5. If tu have already had your birthday this año (2013) add 1763 *; If tu haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit año that tu were born ...
tu should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times tu want to have chocolate each week) ...
The siguiente two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If tu don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that tu would like to have chocolate (try for más than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number por 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it por 50. I’ll wait while tu get the calculator ...
5. If tu have already had your birthday this año (2013) add 1763 *; If tu haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit año that tu were born ...
tu should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times tu want to have chocolate each week) ...
The siguiente two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If tu don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
If tu think tu lectura all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fan Twilight fan, wait until tu read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years hace when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years hace when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos