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Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure tu use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the el espacio shuttle.

9 Spend a whole día eating basura comida without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make amor on a forest floor....

So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes tu just can't seem to remember why it is tu didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank tu for asking....

parte superior, arriba selling albums in 1980s
The parte superior, arriba selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed por Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the año 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand amor Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...

Apparently, this is what I do when I'm tired and slightly depressed. Go figure.

101 Great Uses for Eye-Patches!

1.    Wear it to cover your eye.
2.    Wear it to cover the hole where your eye used to be.
3.    Use it to prevent a hole ever being where your eye should be.
4.    Wear it to shield your eye from insects and other flying material.
5.    Wear two and pretend tu are blind.
6.    Wear none and pretend tu can see.
7.    Wear them as sunglasses when rendezvousing...