Nature

now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have tu been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this asiento empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down. Man: Your place o mine? Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do tu do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: hola baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services...

I hate people who annoy other people because they think it's funny.
I hate that smell of "fresh clean" and death in hospitals.
I hate Doctors offices.
I hate needles.
I hate haters.
I hate blood tests.
I hate how anxious I can get.
I hate how I can get so intoxicated just from the smell of oranges.
I hate how much I amor chocolate.
I hate when I have artist's block.
I hate when I'm bored.
I hate rejection.
I hate how life can be a bitch.
I hate it when people tell me something I already know, and they demand my attention because they think it's important when it's not.
I hate all but 5 laws of authority....

here is what i got so far:
It had been the Third time we sat in these chairs.
the third time people sent us back.
Next to me my brother Aiden was drumming his hands nervously.
He didnt really like this place Nor did i, at that exact moment the door creaked open and in came Mr. Pond.
he was a tall thin man that wore glasses and right now was looking frustrated and annoyed.
he gave a small sigh and said"You promised me tu guys would try."

"Mr. Pond we did try! we swear we-"

"Olivia! If tu had tryed there house woldnt have looked like a torrnado went through it!"
I bit my lip. He got me there...