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How To Know If a Girl Likes tu – Clichés

Here are some of the signs that have been popularized over the years as ‘ surefire ways to know whether a girl likes you’. Some of these might seem a bit silly, although people claim to these to work; I personally think these are not applicable to every girl that tu meet. Making inferences about a girl’s feelings merely por the way she looks at tu o por the ways she flutters her eyes might seem very romantic and mushy, just like they mostrar it in the movies, but again, if only things shown in the romantic chick flicks would come true, life would’ve...

[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]

Cleverbot: But tu dicho I would never be the boss of you. Why did tu change your mind?

User: I did not. And tu are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps tu have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: Only if tu have an evil twin who is pretending to be tu on your website. Are tu sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?

User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!

Cleverbot: I'm human, so...