Aircraft Carrier Wo-Class

Type out the sentence tu end up in comments:

Pick the mes tu were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the día (number) tu were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he dicho "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just amor alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and descripción and he put the man inside and dicho "see tu in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the segundo man he asked the same pregunta and the man replied "oh man I just amor to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...

its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? ducha, ducha de 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong o hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I amor yous o calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells misceláneo girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king o fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...