Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought tu had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see tu get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, tu look like the guy in the picture siguiente to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet tu I can grab that gun before tu finish escritura my ticket.
So, tu on the take, o what?
Aren't tu the guy from the village people?
Do tu know why tu pulled me over? Okay, just...
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