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1. Ally Dawson
I hate Ally! For starters Laura Marano who plays Ally is a hopeless wannabe actress. Her character is ugly, boring, and has absolutely NO social life which makes her dead dull. She makes me want to barf and then fall asleep. Plus she is very thick letting Austin deceive her and then become his BFF and música partner! She can't defend herself and is super socially awkward. Why would she keep escritura for Austin, even though he used her. Not to mention, she wears the exact same friggin' clothes in every episode, and they're all ugly just like her (on the both the inside AND the outside)....

1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did tu raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if tu must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch tu "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 más times:D

5. Yell "OMG...

The enamorados of the Heart
In order to form a más perfect kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. kiss on the hand- I adore you
2. kiss on the cheek- I just want to be friends
3. kiss on the neck- I want tu
4. kiss on the lips- I amor you
5. kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. kiss anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I amor tu too much to let tu go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...