What Being a Retard Online can do for You
Being a retard online will bring tu riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: tu crave attention, tu absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, tu may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because por being a retard online tu can get all the attention tu need for a small fee.
Poor Literacy is Kool!
If tu want to be a retard tu must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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