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This misceláneo foto might contain jersey and camiseta.

-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time tu lick a stamp.

-It takes más calories to eat a piece of apio than the apio provides tu with.

-Many people think eating pescado makes tu más intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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posted by angy7sdg
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of

the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in America ......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.





Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.





Only in America ......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless basura in the garage.




Only in America ......do we buy hot perros in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




Only in America ......do we use the...
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posted by KitKitty12
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the cama and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the ducha, ducha de blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minutos later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm escritura tu this letter to tell tu that I'm leaving tu forever. I've been a good man to tu for 7 years & I have nothing to mostrar for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that tu quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, tu came inicial & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorito! meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. tu ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. tu don't...
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found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan tu money, tell them tu just filed for bankruptcy and tu could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, o is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If tu get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping o whatever. See how long that commission...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Make Him Addicted To YouSay These “Secret” Words To Make Him Fall Madly In amor With You
HaveTheRelationshipYouWant.com/Love
Ask around, o if you're shy, ask a good friend to help (find out if he likes you, o is dropping hints).If tu catch him staring at you, look at him in the eyes and try to hold contact for a few seconds. If he keeps contact, tu know he likes tu back. If he turns away, it could mean he likes tu and is shy. (Alternatively, it could mean your camisa, camiseta tag is hanging out - beware, as there are multiple reasons people stare at each other.)If a guy likes you, he tends to...
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posted by Joe1996
1. When tu get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend tu are deaf.

4. If he asks if tu knew how fast tu were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if tu can see his gun.

6. When he says tu aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him por his first name.

11. Pretend tu are gay and ask...
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posted by deathroman13
Everyone knows, shit happens everywhere

Confucianism
Confucius says: “Shit happens”.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen Buddhism
Shit is, and is not.
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Shintoism
This shit happens everywhere.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Christianity
Shit happens to sinners.
Islam
Shit happens if it is the will of God.
Astrology
Shit is written in the stars.
Catholicism
If shit happens, tu deserve it.
Protestantism
Shit happens, so let 's make it worthwhile.
Lutheranism
When shit happens, change the subject.
Calvinism
Shit happens because tu don't work hard...
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A week hace I made an articulo of my 20 favorito! animated heroines so I thought I'd make an articulo for my 10 least favorito! animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let tu know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a comentario on what tu think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little poni, pony fan fiction. If tu do not like talking caballos that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police poni, pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police poni, pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, tu will all be transferred...
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I am often starting to be a fan of something but If tu are fan of somebody/something there can always be a situation when tu will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that o something simmilar. But then tu start to feel distracted. tu don't know what to start with. Maybe tu are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help tu to stop being a fan easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So tu just understood that tu don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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