Danger Zombies!

I bet I know what some of tu are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat o what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minutos when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod o laptop for a week if I left it open again. o when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the siguiente table.
Turn around every thirty-seven segundos to the people at the siguiente mesa, tabla and ask them if your asiento is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever tu see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their mesa, tabla and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time tu take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the mesa, tabla itself; and make sure to make...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...

The título says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off por apologizing to like..... The three of tu that probably were lectura this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror cine last año and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a año ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hola there. tu must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, o bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the...