Of course, if tu are TRULY random, tu shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever tu may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases o monologues o pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of friends o logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if tu got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and tu can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if tu so desire. This is how tu must think. If tu decide tu want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college biblioteca and suddenly tu just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the escritorio and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least tu tried!

2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean tu can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if tu think of a más exciting plan.

3. Be oddly specific with what tu are saying. It will sound más random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be más specific and say, "a few years after the año before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)

4. Learn random/specific colores and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," o "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my favorito! of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," o "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.

5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly misceláneo material that has been overused and is just not misceláneo anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, taco (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.

6. Don't be fake. If tu can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking tu if tu try too hard.

7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of misceláneo words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.

8. Make misceláneo noises. Things like 'mwargh' o 'oooooohh' o even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. tu have to kind of be in your own world first.

9. Don't forget misceláneo actions, like clapping randomly, o bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).

10. misceláneo names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters o The Teletubbies; all perform well.

11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, tu could also go with strange clothing all the way -- tu might want to invest in things like suspenders, parte superior, arriba hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie o (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying colores and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose tu randomness points in whatever else tu happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid tu look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.

12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be misceláneo just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.

13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, o animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, celebridades like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.

14. Remember, misceláneo stands for Rather Average Nighttime pato Of Mine.

15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into misceláneo accents

16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your friends will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.

17. Add extra bits to words! For example, editar can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness

18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. tu can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, youtube o FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" o "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", tu always have the option of saying "teh" o spelling it when escritura it somewhere. *Interwebs is a más misceláneo version of Internet.

19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's dicho "Californighia" o "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what tu can come up with.

20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited o pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)

21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be misceláneo around people who will laugh, not people who tu know will get upset/offended.

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