misceláneo Article: 7 Sure things your mom should never know about your boyfriend

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7 Sure things your mom should never know about your boyfriend

posted by neonstars

1.His cell phone number (picture this tu are on a fecha with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to kiss and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and tu turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY BOXERS)

6.If hes poor (you are at your house and about to go t to dinner,you leave the room, she slips a 20 $ bill in his pocket and says here just incase the 1$ tu have isnt enough)

7.If he drinks ( he comes over for cena and yuo put wine on the mesa, tabla and your mom looks at him and u and she says to him im so sorry she is lighheaded, s doesnt mean to tempt yuo with achohol!)

8.If he has ever stolen any thing (He comes in the house and tu arent there yuor mom hides all her jewlrey and says these are to valauble to be tooken away)

7.If he is planning to marry you, o nawt (he takes tu andd your mom out for lunch and he drops his wallent he kneels down to pick up and she yells FUNALLY tu PROPPSED and people start to clap)

p.s. i ove yheeewww

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neonstars most fof the examples happend to me!!!

teamsalvatore98 i like it but ur spelling is atrocious O-o nawt? three words for ya ;] W T F

XxEmolovexX sooo tru especially poor one

Skyadami Lol number four!

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The Lonley Little Girl part 5 (scary dream)

posted by adaug

Taylor's POV:
The siguiente night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If tu step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!

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eminem

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” o even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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Why can't I own a Canadian?

posted by Cantwait4book5

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses consejos to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she dicho that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned por a east coast resident, which was publicado on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank tu for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...

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Tears before Joy

posted by xSiVePux

I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered pregunta has been solved out por the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back por those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my corazón still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...

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The definition of LOVE!

posted by demon_wolf

noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment o deep affection, as for a parent, child, o friend.
3.
sexual passion o desire.
4.
a person toward whom amor is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, o the like): Would tu like to see a movie, love?
6.
a amor affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros o Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...

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Simlover4 respuestas your preguntas about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some preguntas about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell tu the respuestas

first, tu can NOT see polar bears in the calle and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know tu won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is lectura this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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A Mini Fic I'd Like Criticism On

posted by InvaderStorm

He leaned against the wall, corazón thumping and out of breath. He’d managed it, what everyone told him was impossible. He’d escaped them for what must have been the millionth time. He had told the world about it, but of course, nobody believed him, as nobody ever escapes them.
They had unimaginable power, with forces and numbers greater then anything tu have ever seen. They wanted him dead. Not the ‘you estola my soda and I am going to kill you’ dead, they didn’t stand childish antics like that. No, they wanted him 6 feet under dead. But he escaped every time....

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RANDOM: Weird Al Eat it Lyrics

posted by dramaqueen00

eat it now!

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no pasa, pasas de uva Bran
Well, don't tu know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of comida tu hate ooh
You won't get no postres 'till tu clean off your plate
So eat it, don't tu tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some más chicken, have some más pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled o fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...

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parte superior, arriba ten worst endings I could think of

posted by Canada24

#1: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing pulled that line..

#2; TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I loved this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producer, espically...

Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Rumors For A November 2021 Release

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Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Unconfirmed Poster

The new and secretively hidden Razilee and Elijah Part 3 film hasn't made any impact o any appearances during November 2020 Kindness día Project, o at YT Winter Fest 2020, unlike the segundo film, Razilee and Elijah: Part 2's first announcement in December 2019.

With that said, an unusual release fecha was announced for a November 2021 release at the third Razilee and Elijah film. Nothing of the film has surfaced, storyline, plot, new project and effects prepared for the third film has been announced. In other words, the third film is as secretive as a film could get. The release fecha of November...

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I might finally see Walking Dead, seasons 6 & 7

posted by Canada24

I missed my chance.. I'm always one año behind in this show.. But now that their mostrando every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).

It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a mostrar like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)

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