No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
tu don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
You're not late, tu just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
tu don't have smelly gym socks, tu have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
tu don't talk a lot.. You're just "abundantly verbal."
tu weren't passing notes in class. tu were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
The comida at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenging."
tu don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
You're not late, tu just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
tu don't have smelly gym socks, tu have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
tu don't talk a lot.. You're just "abundantly verbal."
tu weren't passing notes in class. tu were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
The comida at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenging."
Ever made a pick that tu really want people to answer, but it's moving along slowly? Try these tips to bump it up.
1. Post the pregunta when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.
2. Don't make your pick when tu first post it. When tu first create it it will be at the parte superior, arriba of the list. If tu wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means más people will see it.
3. When tu have picked and it dissapears off the lista again make comentarios during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe respuestas it will go back to the parte superior, arriba of the list.
I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
1. Post the pregunta when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.
2. Don't make your pick when tu first post it. When tu first create it it will be at the parte superior, arriba of the list. If tu wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means más people will see it.
3. When tu have picked and it dissapears off the lista again make comentarios during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe respuestas it will go back to the parte superior, arriba of the list.
I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.