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Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have tu noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying mostrar ever.) tu know what mostrar really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the mostrar SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My brother got his school pictures in the mail today. That means that I’ll be getting mine soon, a fact that fills me with dread. tu see, we had this really crappy picture service this year, and the woman who took my picture was the worst. My friend hates to smile in school pictures because she says that she looks weird. (she doesn’t.) so when she didn’t smile, the woman dicho something funny (I don’t know what.) and when my friend laughed, she took the picture. THAT sucks. When my turn came around, she didn’t tell me when she was going to take the picture, so I was still getting ready. What really sucks? That was my EIGTH GRADE photo! That school picture is how future generations will remember me. I hate that lady.
Oh, I heard about this one 7/11 that was por a high school that didn’t want any teenagers hanging around it, (which is stupid because most of 7/11s customers are teens.) So they started playing classical música and NO teenagers showed up there. God I hope that the 7/11 por my house doesn’t do that. Not that I have anything against classical music, but I SO would prefer All American Rejects.
On the subject of music, currently my favorito! song (It changes every week o so.) is ‘Telephone’ por Lady GaGa. It’s one of those songs that are amazing, but completely pointless. All throughout the song I wanted to shout: ‘JUST TURN OFF YOUR FREAKING PHONE.’ Frankly I thought that the Lady GaGa/Beyonce mix was amazing, and the song was beautiful.
Kk, signing out. :D
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apoyar to my friend, tu know who tu are, for the idea and the inspiration. Thank tu so much, tu are awesome :)

Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, o will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of tu out there's trying to be the parte superior, arriba of the class o parte superior, arriba of your sports team o getting the attention of someone o trying to make your parents proud o something. And I'm pretty sure once o twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away o draw blood o run away o something of that...
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posted by karpach_13
Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your asiento on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if tu don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget tu find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while tu still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when tu see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....
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posted by cute20k
Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed por my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...
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haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutos looking at the naranja jugo, jugo de box because it dicho "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

6. Farmer Bill Dies in House

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

9. Stud Tires Out

10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

13. British Left gofres on Falkland Islands

14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

15. Eye Drops off Shelf

16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids...
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