Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call tu forth.
Hoping tu are well,
SARCASM
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Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call tu forth.
Hoping tu are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
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fred: ok SO I amor ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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me: OH MY GOSH fred tu OK!! ice cream o_o
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I amor ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE mostrar CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much dulces freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH fred tu OK!! ice cream o_o
User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.
Cleverbot: Are tu really typing now o is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do tu wear? I wear a size 13. tu look like a 9 o ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do tu think all these preguntas are coming from 1 person?
User: tu keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as tu used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! tu are a machine. Why can't tu accept this?
Cleverbot: Are tu really typing now o is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do tu wear? I wear a size 13. tu look like a 9 o ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do tu think all these preguntas are coming from 1 person?
User: tu keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as tu used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! tu are a machine. Why can't tu accept this?