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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the cine that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their cine look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If tu haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know tu shouldn't judge a movie por it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy to cliche. And predictable.
Just por watching the trailer, I can tell tu the whole storyline:
Guy lobo and girl lobo of different social rankings get stuck in situations that force them to work together, guy turns out to have unexpected skills the girl didn't know about, and after a misunderstanding o two, they fall in love. Yawn.
And also, what's up with all the potty and sex jokes? The potty jokes are too immature to get the whole audience interested, and the sex jokes are so obvious that the kids will be questioning their parents afterwards. And the animación looks segundo class and outdated. And finally, why would they want to make a lobo look sexy in a kid's movie?

I amor ranting! =D
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A amor no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t tu ever say I just walked away
I will always want tu
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want tu

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in amor
All I wanted was to break your walls
All tu ever did was break me
Yeah, tu wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put tu high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, tu let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever dicho to me

10. "If tu keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was publicado on my fanpop muro por Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her muro letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do tu want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what tu make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is tu get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with tu through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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hola everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these frases are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
parte superior, arriba 24 eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope tu like this one better than the first one please leave a comentario if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy oso, oso de and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and dicho it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy oso, oso de the sales man gave the girls the Teddy oso, oso de for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy oso, oso de evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy oso, oso de ontop of the book case...
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1. People are más likely to tilt their heads to the right when besar instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known amor song was written 4,000 years hace and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term amor relationships began with one o both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in amor can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current parte superior, arriba 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I amor this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; evanescence wouldn't have ever been evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big fan of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this lista actually....
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posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a corazón attack. His corazón isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first tu don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fuego with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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