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posted by jessicamc26

"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do tu want?" "I'm calling to reportar my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank tu very much for the call, sir." The siguiente day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

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Yo Mama jokes

posted by KyoyaTategami01

Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit

Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak

Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort

Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pancakes

Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday

Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty

Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding

Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry

Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad

Yo Moma so...

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The real story behind Cinderella.

posted by LocalArtistist

Again disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandalia falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)

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10 Countries with No Military

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ATTENTION nintendo fans important!!!!!!!!!

posted by PinkyoshiIS

This is BIG ! I have made a series based off of Nintendos beloved Super Mario characters. mainly the Yoshi gang. The series is a comedy,horror,romance,and basically a mix of everything. Its about rosado, rosa yoshis adventures and the magical power of the power stars . It starts off with Pinky Yoshi (or her name in the series Marry ann) arriving to her new inicial and figuring every thing out. She dosent know English at firt but picks up on it (shes Japanese) . And tu will just have to wait and find out what adventures await . Please give my series a shot? I wil subir the character information por at latest end of the mes . Then por April 20 (?) tu guys will have your first chapter :D . PLEASE CHECK OUT MY perfil AND MESSAGE ME FOR más DETAILS

Thank tu so much if tu do check my perfil out and PM me tu have no idea how much that means to me <3

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7 Fun Facts about the HW (Hollywood) Sign

posted by cuteasprincie

The iconic Hollywood sign has loomed over the epicenter of American movie making since 1923, and its 87 año history includes plenty of interesting tidbits.

The sign read HOLLYWOODLAND from 1923 to 1949.
Each letter originally stood 50 feet (15 m) and 30 feet (9.1 m) wide high, but renovations in 1978 resized the letters to 45 feet (14 m) tall and anywhere from 31 to 39 feet (9.4 to 12 m) wide.
In 1932, Broadway actress Peg Entwistle committed suicide por jumping off the letter “H.”
Alice Cooper led the 1978 donation drive to remodel the famous sign. The shock rocker contributed $27,000 of...