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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he dicho "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just amor alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and descripción and he put the man inside and dicho "see tu in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the segundo man he asked the same pregunta and the man replied "oh man I just amor to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil dicho "see tu in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the pregunta was "oh man I just amor weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see tu in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came por to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
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posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I amor this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face o the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I amor him with all my heart. I amor the way he sings, I amor the way he looks, I amor the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
What i feel on the inside is not what i mostrar on the outside i dont mostrar amor i dont know vein my life will never be the same i cant tell tu how i feel because the hurt deep within my corazón is all so real the anger and hurt i cannot stand makes me feel like im the mist floating never going to rest in peace i dont no how i found this its maybe when people laugh and shout no matter what they say o how they feel i always think my life is not real.


(over 100 teens each año kill themselves o think suicide because of being bullied o teased it doesent matter if standing up for someone helps tu but atleast it helps someone else and it may save a life)
posted by darktheheghog
ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my friends at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 minutos AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of tu would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my friends ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...
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posted by vanillaicecream
So let's say you're talking to your friends and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, tu manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered por underpants; spinning around to apologize, tu instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon tu realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to tu o
b.) a Tuesday?

Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward tu are.

Well, this...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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posted by big-fat-meanie
parte superior, arriba selling albums in 1980s
The parte superior, arriba selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed por Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the año 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand amor Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...
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posted by whatsupbugs
There was something that I used to not understand as a kid. What I didn't understand was God wanting us to amor all people, including our enemies. Loving the enemies seemed confusing and counterintuitive to me. I was baffled for quite a long time. However, I've come to understand the meaning behind it.

The world hasn't exactly been peaceful. We live in a world that's filled with fights and debates. Because of that, it's easy to get into the mindsight of loving the good guys and hating the bad guys. However, in my personal opinion, that's not the right mindset to have.

Are there people that annoy...
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