Two guys were picked up por the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give tu a segundo chance rather than jail time. I want tu to go out this weekend and try to mostrar others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see tu back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge dicho to the first one,
"How did tu do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did tu tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," dicho the judge. "And you, how did tu do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did tu manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circulo, círculo and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give tu a segundo chance rather than jail time. I want tu to go out this weekend and try to mostrar others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see tu back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge dicho to the first one,
"How did tu do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did tu tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," dicho the judge. "And you, how did tu do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did tu manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circulo, círculo and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
parte superior, arriba 24 eminem song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope tu like this one better than the first one please leave a comentario if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope tu like this one better than the first one please leave a comentario if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P