Be proud of your gender
Reasons why tu shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 segundos flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. tu know stuff about tanks
4. A five día vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. tu can open all your own jars
7. Old friends don't give tu crap if you've gained weight
8. Your culo is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A cerveza gut does not make tu invisible to the opposite sex
11. tu can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. tu can kill your own food
14. The garaje is all yours
15. tu get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if tu swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. tu don't have to shave below your neck
19. tu don't have to curl up to a hairy culo every night
20. chocolate is just another snack
21. tu get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. tu can wear a white camisa, camiseta to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick culo over bridal showers
28. Someday tu get to be a dirty old man
29. tu can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. tu never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when tu walk into the room
36. tu can sit with your knees apart no matter what tu are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. tu know stuff about everyone
2. tu rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. tu won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your palanca de mando is
8. tu smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for tu to marry for money
11. Crying gets tu anything
12. You'll never have más hair in your nose than on your head
13. tu have más hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. tu don't need a título to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. tu have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap tu for telling a dirty joke
19. tu can whip men for money
20. tu know that penis size really does matter
21. tu can walk down the calle without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. tu can admire another woman without your friends accusing tu of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. tu know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your friends won't call tu pussywhipped behind your back
29. tu can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. tu can get into a fenderbender and nobody preguntas your womanhood
32. tu don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
Reasons why tu shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 segundos flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. tu know stuff about tanks
4. A five día vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. tu can open all your own jars
7. Old friends don't give tu crap if you've gained weight
8. Your culo is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A cerveza gut does not make tu invisible to the opposite sex
11. tu can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. tu can kill your own food
14. The garaje is all yours
15. tu get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if tu swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. tu don't have to shave below your neck
19. tu don't have to curl up to a hairy culo every night
20. chocolate is just another snack
21. tu get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. tu can wear a white camisa, camiseta to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick culo over bridal showers
28. Someday tu get to be a dirty old man
29. tu can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. tu never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when tu walk into the room
36. tu can sit with your knees apart no matter what tu are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. tu know stuff about everyone
2. tu rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. tu won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your palanca de mando is
8. tu smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for tu to marry for money
11. Crying gets tu anything
12. You'll never have más hair in your nose than on your head
13. tu have más hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. tu don't need a título to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. tu have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap tu for telling a dirty joke
19. tu can whip men for money
20. tu know that penis size really does matter
21. tu can walk down the calle without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. tu can admire another woman without your friends accusing tu of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. tu know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your friends won't call tu pussywhipped behind your back
29. tu can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. tu can get into a fenderbender and nobody preguntas your womanhood
32. tu don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
