JUST IN CASE YOUR BORED
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of naranja jugo, jugo de on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from cama and Bath.
10. When someone asks if tu need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't tu people just leave me alone?"
11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while tu pick your nose.
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys por setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe's vs. the X-Men.
13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
14. While handling pistolas in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! Pick me!!"
20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
21. If the store has a comida court, buy a soft drink; explain that tu don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of naranja jugo, jugo de on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from cama and Bath.
10. When someone asks if tu need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't tu people just leave me alone?"
11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while tu pick your nose.
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys por setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe's vs. the X-Men.
13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
14. While handling pistolas in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! Pick me!!"
20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
21. If the store has a comida court, buy a soft drink; explain that tu don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
