These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!
1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how tu looked más important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)
If tu think these are bizzare, it gets better.
4. Someone lectura the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles down her arm, and her Ford XL (The thing that's as big as a school bus) was pulling out. She stopped, blocking the ENTIRE parking lot, no cars were moving either way. Aparently, she was on the phone. And she was using her hands to talk! (SHUT UP & DRIVE!)
And, if tu thought the past 6 were crazy and should never be done; this one's for you. ;)
7. The man... was reading.
"What's wrong with that?" tu ask?
7 1/2 Well, the mane was lectura the book with no hands, and was looking AT the book. Not the road o and other thing he SHOULD be looking at while driving.
Ugh. Tell me your stories. I'd amor to hear them.
1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how tu looked más important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)
If tu think these are bizzare, it gets better.
4. Someone lectura the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles down her arm, and her Ford XL (The thing that's as big as a school bus) was pulling out. She stopped, blocking the ENTIRE parking lot, no cars were moving either way. Aparently, she was on the phone. And she was using her hands to talk! (SHUT UP & DRIVE!)
And, if tu thought the past 6 were crazy and should never be done; this one's for you. ;)
7. The man... was reading.
"What's wrong with that?" tu ask?
7 1/2 Well, the mane was lectura the book with no hands, and was looking AT the book. Not the road o and other thing he SHOULD be looking at while driving.
Ugh. Tell me your stories. I'd amor to hear them.
parte superior, arriba 24 eminem song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope tu like this one better than the first one please leave a comentario if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope tu like this one better than the first one please leave a comentario if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My corazón is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its amor i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My corazón is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its amor i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End