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Ferine
The Cause of Stupidity:
Long hace in Southern America their was a donkey named, Ferine. Ferine was super smart. He was smarter than all the animals. His IQ was 409. His parents were very proud of him.
One día Ferine went to the market and was buying pears. He picked up the pear. The price was 2$. Ferine wanted to buy 2 pears but only had 3$. So, Ferine went up to the counter with 2 pears. The cashier, Monkey said, “That will be 4$ sir.” Monkey was nervous talking to the smartest animal. He was the dumbest animal and his parents were not proud of him. Ferine frowned, “What do tu mean? I added it up and it came to 3$.” Monkey scrunched his face up and said, “Sir-it is 4$. 2 pears 4$.” Ferine nodded, and quickly slipped the tag off the smallest. “But, sir shouldn’t this be 1$ since it’s much too small to come to 2$?” Monkey thought about that, “I guess you’re right. You’re so smart.” That día Ferine got his two pears.
Everybody listened to donkeys from then on because they were descendants of Ferine so everyone thought they were smart. But they weren’t; their IQ’s were always 1 2 3 o 4.
And that’s the cause of stupidity.
 Monkey
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Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' por Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor dicho we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The día tu left, I swore I'd never talk to tu again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always tu who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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