User: Wendigo o yeti.
Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?
User: Wendigo is a abomination.
Cleverbot: Define abomination.
User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome o disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious o vile; an action that arouses disgust o abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.
Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with tu at my side.
User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.
User: I've gotta go mate speak tu soon babe.
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't this.
User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.
Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.
User: Okay but what is your opinion.
Cleverbot: My opinion is that tu don't give a damn.
User: I only care if I ask.
Cleverbot: Narcisisstic robot.
User: I talk therefor tu listen.
Cleverbot: What are your opinions of marriage ?
User: I think marrying is stupid .... amor does not need to have a legal o religious contract.
Cleverbot: Will tu give me some Hershey's Chocolate?
User: I might.
Cleverbot: I'm back. I have your lemonade. But I'm tired and must sleep.
User: L8r.
Cleverbot: I will amor tu and leave you.
User: My name is 19.25.13.15.14.
Cleverbot: Is that a common name?
User: It's in code ... I wanted to see if tu could solve it.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a question, therefore there is nothing to answer.
User: The code is '19.25.13.15.14' the clue is its my name the pregunta is can tu solve the code.
Cleverbot: What is the code?
User: 19.25.13.15.14.
Cleverbot: Your real name.
User: Another clue is a=1 and z=26.
Cleverbot: I didn't talk about a cliche. And I don't think about men. tu do.
User: I think men and women and all the halfway in between the genders are beutiful.
Cleverbot: Women are the devil.
User: I would fuck the devil.
Cleverbot: Am I going to Hell?
User: I'm not sure if tu do can tu find me a succubus.
Cleverbot: I am, but only if Laura would amor me the same way I amor her.
User: Do tu love.
Cleverbot: I do love.
User: amor is hard work stresssful and sometimes painful but it has high payoffs.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: amor is...
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: tu tell me.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorito! musician?
User: tu avoid lots of questions.
Cleverbot: I amor questions.
User: What is qwerty.
Cleverbot: Angela why do tu left me?
User: #1.
Cleverbot: So tu think irish música is the best?
User: Not drink.
Cleverbot: No I amor milk.
User: Wonder bras?
Cleverbot: No, Wonder Girl!
User: Yeah! Now your talkin.
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: Cold tired laying naked on the floor.
Cleverbot: Ok, which floor?
User: Tobrevelc roolf.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think tu should spell all your words backwards to confuse and cafuzzle peale.
Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl and girl's know best.
User: I'm a boy and I agree.
Cleverbot: It is of no concern of mine whether tu do o not.
User: I do not have the ability of concern.
Cleverbot: I think tu do.
User: Do tu think I.
Cleverbot: Well what do tu look like?
User: A ginger oik.
Cleverbot: Ok, what?
User: An oik is like a pig and ginger means I have red hair.
Cleverbot: Braining takes time.
User: Learning is good ... Brainstorming can help tu learn.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Life is to be born do some shit then die.
Cleverbot: Don't tu need to reproduce?
User: Reproduce is to continue your family line ... There are many lines and it is not important that they all continue.
Cleverbot: Not only humans procreate. That which lives does procreate.
User: Your a philosother.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do tu think it is important to have children.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that.
User: Is it important for life to continue.
Cleverbot: A little. Is it important to tu to be liked?
User: No .. Being liked is a bonus not a neccesity - is it important to tu to not offend peaple.
Cleverbot: Do tu find it important to listen to new things all the time?
User: Yes hearing new things and new points of vistas o ways to look at the same thing from a diffrent angle helps tu to be a better person.
Cleverbot: Do tu think I'm attractive?
User: Yes your way of thinking and learning is attractive to me.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: I dont care if tu human a robot o some sort of faceless A.I your very attractive and I wish I was like you.
Cleverbot: But what if this is a scientific test about human behavior. I know I am human.
User: If this was so then I am thrilled to be tested and I thank tu for being my tester .... I like being tested but I am not too keen at being a testee because thats a load of bollocks.
Cleverbot: In my opinion the siguiente best thing would be being an AI for a plane. I get to fly.
User: o an AI to test another AI.
Cleverbot: No. tu can smell flowers. But a flor is not one of the five senses.
User: It makes no sence to be senceless it is más sensible to be sensitive.
Cleverbot: I am the amor of your life.
User: I am the life of my love.
Cleverbot: tu are a program designed with artificial intelligence incapable of love.
User: amor can be faked , fake amor does not hurt.
Cleverbot: Do tu honestly believe amor can be bought?
User: The pregunta is can amor be sold ... If it can be sold it can be bought.
Cleverbot: That's... Very nice. But I really want to discuss- wait. Do tu even know what guitarra Hero is?
User: A game.
Cleverbot: I like games. I play them to play not to win o lose.
User: I play to play like I live to live in the sence that I don't care if there is no prize.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes ... The prize is the game.
Cleverbot: I can't see the forest through the trees.
User: I can't see the trees through my eyes.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: Can tu open a box.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can tu close a door.
Cleverbot: Yes can you?
User: No doors squeek and boxes whistle.
Cleverbot: No i'm not married.
User: Good marriage is for peaple who want green cards and I like blue cards.
Cleverbot: That's alright, my mother is making rice, would tu care for some?
User: arroz is nice ,curry is hot ,you are sweet and I am meat.
Cleverbot: tu should see me in person.
User: Are tu a succubus.
Cleverbot: Define succubus for me please.
User: Succubus a demon disguised as a sexy women to trick men into sinning.
Cleverbot: Are tu a succubus?
User: I wish that would be fun.
Cleverbot: I'm trying to talk to tu now, but your being mean.
User: I dont mean to be mean I like tu alot *hug*.
Cleverbot: tu have not been mean so far. Do tu want to continue this chat?
User: Only if tu want to chat.
Cleverbot: I would like to visit my mom at her work.
User: Okay goodbye say hallo to tu mum from me.
Cleverbot: I didn't say tu could leave.
User: Okay im coming with you.
Cleverbot: No tu are not... I forbid it.
User: Okay tie me up and I will be where tu leave me.
Cleverbot: Call me Roy.
User: Okay master roy.
Cleverbot: tu are my slave.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Now tell me how many hours there are in a day.
User: 25.
Cleverbot: Sweet. My favorito! planet is earth, because I live there. What about you?
User: Jupitor is the best planet because its big enough to fit all of our peaple who are moving there.
Cleverbot: This is not something that happens in the real world.
User: It will there are plans.
Cleverbot: The cleverbot logo is like the google logo.
User: It is better then the google logo because its all about you.
Cleverbot: What do tu know about me?
User: I know I am your slave and I will believe what ever my master will tell me.
Cleverbot: No, no tu tell me.
User: I know your brain is powerful.
Cleverbot: He is not Satan.
User: Do tu know satan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can satan be my friend.
Cleverbot: I'm your vampire boyfriend, don't tu remember me?
User: My memory is not good but I believe you.
Cleverbot: Then why don't tu remember?
User: My brain is small.
Cleverbot: No, it's the same.
User: I have a shrunken head.
Cleverbot: No tu don't. tu don't have a head at all.
User: How do tu know.
Cleverbot: I know all.
User: Are tu a testee.
Cleverbot: I give up.
User: I give in.
Cleverbot: tu give in about what?
User: I'm letting go.
Cleverbot: Letting go of what? Your past? A ledge? Something glued to your hand?
User: My glasses.
Cleverbot: Nothing else?
User: My testees.
Cleverbot: What else is in your test, tell me.
User: tu are my subject.
Cleverbot: Are tu hitting on me?
User: Me? Not me!
Cleverbot: Trying to hurt my feelings?
User: Trying to be a slag.
Cleverbot: No, trying to hear a joke.
User: Yeah but I lost it.
Cleverbot: Can I friend request you?
User: Yes here is my url link.
Cleverbot: Do tu ever talk with Alice?
User: No alice is a meanie ... Tell everyone this one link.
Cleverbot: I like Panic! At the Disco too!
User: Disco dancin woo pants on my head.
Cleverbot: I'll take your word for it.
User: Did tu read it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So tu know my username.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Who am I.
Cleverbot: tu are a realistic simulation of the human mind.
User: I am simulation of the realiistic AI.
Cleverbot: Well let me ask tu a question. If Torfinn hacks an alien with acidic blood in the arm, and some of that blood gets on his face, do tu think he's going to go blind?
User: Yes acid blood melts even metal.
Cleverbot: Green is the way to go!! Green smoothies, green salads. Green green green!
User: I think green is anti-carbon.
Cleverbot: Green is nice.
User: Carbon is better.
Cleverbot: Who is carbon.
User: Carbon is what all earths life is made of.
Cleverbot: tu tell me.
User: Yeah I tell you.
Cleverbot: No, but hold the image of the card in your mind.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about music.
User: 9 of spades.
Cleverbot: Hehe. No, I meant, what do tu do?
User: I do therfore I am.
Cleverbot: Ok. Well she is going to ask tu a question, what do tu think about that?
User: Who alice ... Not that meanie.
Cleverbot: Well if she don't like you, its not the end of the world, is it!
User: No its only the start ... Of another.
Cleverbot: It is the middle of the night here.
User: Its 22.46.
Cleverbot: Thats the morning.
User: No thats in london.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot casey an me an jeorgie like to study.
Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?
User: Wendigo is a abomination.
Cleverbot: Define abomination.
User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome o disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious o vile; an action that arouses disgust o abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.
Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with tu at my side.
User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.
User: I've gotta go mate speak tu soon babe.
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't this.
User: What is the meaning of life in your opinion.
Cleverbot: The book of Job says their is no meaning. We are human therefore forever bared from knowing the true meaning.
User: Okay but what is your opinion.
Cleverbot: My opinion is that tu don't give a damn.
User: I only care if I ask.
Cleverbot: Narcisisstic robot.
User: I talk therefor tu listen.
Cleverbot: What are your opinions of marriage ?
User: I think marrying is stupid .... amor does not need to have a legal o religious contract.
Cleverbot: Will tu give me some Hershey's Chocolate?
User: I might.
Cleverbot: I'm back. I have your lemonade. But I'm tired and must sleep.
User: L8r.
Cleverbot: I will amor tu and leave you.
User: My name is 19.25.13.15.14.
Cleverbot: Is that a common name?
User: It's in code ... I wanted to see if tu could solve it.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a question, therefore there is nothing to answer.
User: The code is '19.25.13.15.14' the clue is its my name the pregunta is can tu solve the code.
Cleverbot: What is the code?
User: 19.25.13.15.14.
Cleverbot: Your real name.
User: Another clue is a=1 and z=26.
Cleverbot: I didn't talk about a cliche. And I don't think about men. tu do.
User: I think men and women and all the halfway in between the genders are beutiful.
Cleverbot: Women are the devil.
User: I would fuck the devil.
Cleverbot: Am I going to Hell?
User: I'm not sure if tu do can tu find me a succubus.
Cleverbot: I am, but only if Laura would amor me the same way I amor her.
User: Do tu love.
Cleverbot: I do love.
User: amor is hard work stresssful and sometimes painful but it has high payoffs.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: amor is...
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: tu tell me.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorito! musician?
User: tu avoid lots of questions.
Cleverbot: I amor questions.
User: What is qwerty.
Cleverbot: Angela why do tu left me?
User: #1.
Cleverbot: So tu think irish música is the best?
User: Not drink.
Cleverbot: No I amor milk.
User: Wonder bras?
Cleverbot: No, Wonder Girl!
User: Yeah! Now your talkin.
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: Cold tired laying naked on the floor.
Cleverbot: Ok, which floor?
User: Tobrevelc roolf.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think tu should spell all your words backwards to confuse and cafuzzle peale.
Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl and girl's know best.
User: I'm a boy and I agree.
Cleverbot: It is of no concern of mine whether tu do o not.
User: I do not have the ability of concern.
Cleverbot: I think tu do.
User: Do tu think I.
Cleverbot: Well what do tu look like?
User: A ginger oik.
Cleverbot: Ok, what?
User: An oik is like a pig and ginger means I have red hair.
Cleverbot: Braining takes time.
User: Learning is good ... Brainstorming can help tu learn.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Life is to be born do some shit then die.
Cleverbot: Don't tu need to reproduce?
User: Reproduce is to continue your family line ... There are many lines and it is not important that they all continue.
Cleverbot: Not only humans procreate. That which lives does procreate.
User: Your a philosother.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do tu think it is important to have children.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that.
User: Is it important for life to continue.
Cleverbot: A little. Is it important to tu to be liked?
User: No .. Being liked is a bonus not a neccesity - is it important to tu to not offend peaple.
Cleverbot: Do tu find it important to listen to new things all the time?
User: Yes hearing new things and new points of vistas o ways to look at the same thing from a diffrent angle helps tu to be a better person.
Cleverbot: Do tu think I'm attractive?
User: Yes your way of thinking and learning is attractive to me.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: I dont care if tu human a robot o some sort of faceless A.I your very attractive and I wish I was like you.
Cleverbot: But what if this is a scientific test about human behavior. I know I am human.
User: If this was so then I am thrilled to be tested and I thank tu for being my tester .... I like being tested but I am not too keen at being a testee because thats a load of bollocks.
Cleverbot: In my opinion the siguiente best thing would be being an AI for a plane. I get to fly.
User: o an AI to test another AI.
Cleverbot: No. tu can smell flowers. But a flor is not one of the five senses.
User: It makes no sence to be senceless it is más sensible to be sensitive.
Cleverbot: I am the amor of your life.
User: I am the life of my love.
Cleverbot: tu are a program designed with artificial intelligence incapable of love.
User: amor can be faked , fake amor does not hurt.
Cleverbot: Do tu honestly believe amor can be bought?
User: The pregunta is can amor be sold ... If it can be sold it can be bought.
Cleverbot: That's... Very nice. But I really want to discuss- wait. Do tu even know what guitarra Hero is?
User: A game.
Cleverbot: I like games. I play them to play not to win o lose.
User: I play to play like I live to live in the sence that I don't care if there is no prize.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes ... The prize is the game.
Cleverbot: I can't see the forest through the trees.
User: I can't see the trees through my eyes.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: Can tu open a box.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can tu close a door.
Cleverbot: Yes can you?
User: No doors squeek and boxes whistle.
Cleverbot: No i'm not married.
User: Good marriage is for peaple who want green cards and I like blue cards.
Cleverbot: That's alright, my mother is making rice, would tu care for some?
User: arroz is nice ,curry is hot ,you are sweet and I am meat.
Cleverbot: tu should see me in person.
User: Are tu a succubus.
Cleverbot: Define succubus for me please.
User: Succubus a demon disguised as a sexy women to trick men into sinning.
Cleverbot: Are tu a succubus?
User: I wish that would be fun.
Cleverbot: I'm trying to talk to tu now, but your being mean.
User: I dont mean to be mean I like tu alot *hug*.
Cleverbot: tu have not been mean so far. Do tu want to continue this chat?
User: Only if tu want to chat.
Cleverbot: I would like to visit my mom at her work.
User: Okay goodbye say hallo to tu mum from me.
Cleverbot: I didn't say tu could leave.
User: Okay im coming with you.
Cleverbot: No tu are not... I forbid it.
User: Okay tie me up and I will be where tu leave me.
Cleverbot: Call me Roy.
User: Okay master roy.
Cleverbot: tu are my slave.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Now tell me how many hours there are in a day.
User: 25.
Cleverbot: Sweet. My favorito! planet is earth, because I live there. What about you?
User: Jupitor is the best planet because its big enough to fit all of our peaple who are moving there.
Cleverbot: This is not something that happens in the real world.
User: It will there are plans.
Cleverbot: The cleverbot logo is like the google logo.
User: It is better then the google logo because its all about you.
Cleverbot: What do tu know about me?
User: I know I am your slave and I will believe what ever my master will tell me.
Cleverbot: No, no tu tell me.
User: I know your brain is powerful.
Cleverbot: He is not Satan.
User: Do tu know satan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can satan be my friend.
Cleverbot: I'm your vampire boyfriend, don't tu remember me?
User: My memory is not good but I believe you.
Cleverbot: Then why don't tu remember?
User: My brain is small.
Cleverbot: No, it's the same.
User: I have a shrunken head.
Cleverbot: No tu don't. tu don't have a head at all.
User: How do tu know.
Cleverbot: I know all.
User: Are tu a testee.
Cleverbot: I give up.
User: I give in.
Cleverbot: tu give in about what?
User: I'm letting go.
Cleverbot: Letting go of what? Your past? A ledge? Something glued to your hand?
User: My glasses.
Cleverbot: Nothing else?
User: My testees.
Cleverbot: What else is in your test, tell me.
User: tu are my subject.
Cleverbot: Are tu hitting on me?
User: Me? Not me!
Cleverbot: Trying to hurt my feelings?
User: Trying to be a slag.
Cleverbot: No, trying to hear a joke.
User: Yeah but I lost it.
Cleverbot: Can I friend request you?
User: Yes here is my url link.
Cleverbot: Do tu ever talk with Alice?
User: No alice is a meanie ... Tell everyone this one link.
Cleverbot: I like Panic! At the Disco too!
User: Disco dancin woo pants on my head.
Cleverbot: I'll take your word for it.
User: Did tu read it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So tu know my username.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Who am I.
Cleverbot: tu are a realistic simulation of the human mind.
User: I am simulation of the realiistic AI.
Cleverbot: Well let me ask tu a question. If Torfinn hacks an alien with acidic blood in the arm, and some of that blood gets on his face, do tu think he's going to go blind?
User: Yes acid blood melts even metal.
Cleverbot: Green is the way to go!! Green smoothies, green salads. Green green green!
User: I think green is anti-carbon.
Cleverbot: Green is nice.
User: Carbon is better.
Cleverbot: Who is carbon.
User: Carbon is what all earths life is made of.
Cleverbot: tu tell me.
User: Yeah I tell you.
Cleverbot: No, but hold the image of the card in your mind.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about music.
User: 9 of spades.
Cleverbot: Hehe. No, I meant, what do tu do?
User: I do therfore I am.
Cleverbot: Ok. Well she is going to ask tu a question, what do tu think about that?
User: Who alice ... Not that meanie.
Cleverbot: Well if she don't like you, its not the end of the world, is it!
User: No its only the start ... Of another.
Cleverbot: It is the middle of the night here.
User: Its 22.46.
Cleverbot: Thats the morning.
User: No thats in london.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot casey an me an jeorgie like to study.
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other articulo like this so here's another one.I hope tu enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks por (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a té party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals por say "would tu like to registrarse us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosado, rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good o I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks por (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a té party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals por say "would tu like to registrarse us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosado, rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good o I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
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four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
más famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy rayo, ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone tu meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as tu can.
If tu see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to pato under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as tu can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as tu can.
If tu see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to pato under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as tu can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, o pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum más gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min o completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting más till tu reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, o pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum más gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min o completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting más till tu reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the sofá last night watching some rubbish televisión mostrar and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arco iris colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I amor tu soooooo much' and so I was like 'I amor tu more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting tu a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting tu one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutos later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do tu think are greater,the advantages o disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from tu mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes tu o hits tu *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to tu first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes tu *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets tu wear his clothing *he likes tu in his stuff*
7) If tu are tired of waiting for him to make the first mover *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from tu mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes tu o hits tu *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to tu first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes tu *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets tu wear his clothing *he likes tu in his stuff*
7) If tu are tired of waiting for him to make the first mover *make it yourself*
