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My friends and I made this.. we found it funny. tu might not get it though... But good for tu if tu do :D *No offence to any Bob's out there...

Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?

Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.

Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!

Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.

Sarah: I am Sarah.

Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah

Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!

Bob: Uh Uh um ok

Sarah: Could tu take me home...with you?

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.

Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just tu and me?

Bob: Uh uh ok that is fine

Sarah: Oh Look Bob! An abandoned car! I wonder if it still works!

Bob: Uh uh uh okay, yes, sure.

Sarah: Oh Bob! I'm feeling faint and I can't eat any of the comida here to restore my energy!

Bob: Oh uh uh ok

Sarah: Can tu give me some of your money to go to a restaurant to get some expensive food?

Bob: Uh uh uh uh ... Ok that is fine.

Sarah: How much do tu have, Bob?

Bob: Uh uh uh umm... $250.

Sarah: Oh that'll be fine, Bob!

Bob: Uh uh uh ... ok that is fine.

Sarah: tu see I forgot my money to go out for dinner, Bob.

Bob: Uh Uh uh uh.. ok that is fine.

*Sarah drops bag and collapses*

Sarah: Oh, I dropped my bag Bob and I'm too weak to pick it up!

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.

Sarah: I need some water Bob.

Bob: Uh uh uh ok that is fine.

*Bob attempts to go to the drink stand*

*Sarah, still lying on the ground*
Sarah: Oh no Bob! I can't drink that stuff. I have to drink the pure water from the mountain springs.

Bob: Uh uh uh okat that is fine.

Sarah: Thank tu bob.

Bob: Uh uh how much is the bus to the mountain?

Sarah: Oh there are no busses Bob.

Bob: Uh uh uh.... ok sure.
*Bob walks up to the parte superior, arriba of the mountain to get some water for Sarah who is faking being faint. Bob walks back in to the dance with the water a while later*

Sarah: Oh thats not nearly enough Bob!

Bob: Uh.. thats all I could find... there was ice.

Sarah: Well smash some Bob.

*Bob pulls out a phone in hopes of calling his father to come and take him back inicial away from Sarah*

Sarah: Oh! I see tu have a phone Bob! I have one too.

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.

Sarah: I also have a number Bob. Would tu like my number Bob?

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.

Sarah: What is your number Bob?

The End :)
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tu know what I hate? When tu hold the door open for some misceláneo fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on por without saying thank tu o even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do tu think tu are? Do tu not see me opening this door for you, wasting segundos of my life for some misceláneo dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill tu to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life por even a jiffy and yes that's an...
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