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posted by MiizLadiDiime
I can fly,
I'm a pigeon,
In the sky,
I poop up high,
Don't touch me unless tu wanna die,
Nodding my head,
Nod,nod,nod,
I'm gone stab tu with ma beak,
Peck,peck,peck,
My seed is my weed,
High,high,high,
Don't hate me cause tu a'int me,
Now gimme some bread, BLOOD!!!

Im a ninja,
So don't mess with me,
OH GOD!!!,
I got shot in ma eye,
Now i'm brain damaged,
Life is a B***h,
happy days,
I think not.
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posted by r260897
now standing on last día of año
i look back and see smiles and tears
somedays it was new too
somedays our mailboxes were filled with greetings
greetings of arrival of 01/01/2011
día por día we got used to
night por night we got close
so many starts so many ends
so many left so many got friends
learnt so much taught so much
learnt to smile learnt to give
learnt to die learnt to live
with loads of hugs and kisses
bye bye 2011
siguiente time we'll say
"damn our corazón still misses
THE 2011"
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posted by JapanHetalia
It was the girls first navidad at the orphanage she longed so badly to be with a family. It didn't stop her bliss of Christmas. The only bad thing was all her friends were adopted so she was lonely. She ate her meager meal opened her one present and went to cama and that was the way it was año after year.

And the girl was weakening, but every año she had the hope that it would be adopted for Christmas. Her eighth año at the orphanage, and probably her last she had two friends who were with her last navidad and that made her happy. With tears streaming down her face, she made ​​one...
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posted by green6244
Okay, so when i was eleven, my friends and i went to Wisconsin Dells. We were floating around in the lazy river and we were reallly bored. To make it más fun, we takled to each other in Britsih accents. While we were talking to each other, we accidently bumped into a lady on a tube. "Oh, excuse us ma'am." i dicho in the british accent. "Oh, that's okay darlin'. So where are y'all from?" She asked. She had some serious Texas twang. "Oh, um.. Britain." One of my friends answered. "We'll that's just fine! What are y'all doin' here in Wisconsin?" she asked. "We're vacationing with family ma'am. We'll good día to ya now. Cheerio!" I dicho and we floated around the corner trying to loose the lady.

That was really funny!(we forced ourselves to laugh in British accents too:) she never even suspected we were'nt really british. Our accents were really bad too!
posted by karpach_13
Upon telling people that I am a twin, I have heard some really interesting comments. I can't tell tu how many times this exchange has happened:
"Are tu two related?"
"Yes, we're twins."
"Gosh, tu look so much alike I would have thought tu were sisters."
One of the stories my twin sister and I like to tell is that neither my mother nor her doctor had any idea she was going to have twins until a nurse in the delivery room looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, there's another one!"

A friend to whom I told this story remarked, "Wow! How old were tu when this happened?"

Around the beginning of...
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posted by katana64
swords are very much like computers in a lot of ways. The first one being that both can be used to harm people. A computer can send out viruses and be used as tools to hack other computers, they can also be placed in murder weapons like pistolas and missiles to make them fuego and kill por themselves. a sword can be used to hurt o even kill people.
the segundo way is they can help people. a computer can be used to contact long lost friends and to help with some complicated tasks, some can even save lives like the one computer that calculated its way around the moon to use its gravity to save the astronauts...
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posted by orangeturnip
Me:
are tu the real god
God:
Are tu doubting me? Don't tu know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are tu serious? Are tu testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are tu asking about? I am glad to hear that tu are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if tu are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether o not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god o G.O.D was a Great Orange...
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