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1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When tu see a group of people, follow them around and act as if tu belong with them, when they laugh, tu laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT tu MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have tu got anything healthy?" and if they go like frutas bag o carrot sticks go "Ugh that's not healthy. tu disgust me." and walk out.

4. Buy a pack of chewing gum and put all of them in your mouth and chew them until they are gummy, and then walk up to someone, take it out of your mouth, and say "Guess what?" and throw the ball of chewing gum at their feet and say "I don't like spearmint." and walk away.

5.Walk up to someone of the opposite (or not) sex, give them a hug and say "I amor you, but I'm dying." look sadly at them, then walk away, head drooped.

6. Stick a piece of paper saying "AVAILABLE" onto your shirt, and run around screaming and canto "Born Free"

7. Walk up behind someone and shout in their ear "You have a nice neck!" and when they turn around looked shocked and say "You looked nicer from behind." and walk away.

8. Start taking pictures of a misceláneo person saying "Yes, work it, work it baby!"

9. (for boys, o girls, if they tie their hair back) Wear a black, sparkly scarf and some Gok-Wan-looking glasses, and walk up to someone and in a gay tone say "Yes, fabulous darling, now, let's take off those trousers."

10. Buy a bottle of water then pour it all over your head outside, then jump up and down screaming and laughing, then glare at anyone staring at tu as if they were crazy.
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1. While tu are tu are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his preguntas with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...
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