misceláneo Article: 99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

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1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys amor flirts.
3. A guy can like tu for a minute, and then forget tu afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are tu doing something?" o "Have tu eaten already?" are the first usual preguntas a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell tu many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell tu many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When tu touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what tu are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" o makes any excuses when you're asking him to do tu a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like tu and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. tu have to tell a guy what tu really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys amor their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get tu a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. tu can never understand him unless tu listen to him.
29. If a guy tells tu he loves tu once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before tu believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with tu may end up being admired por your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells tu about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. tu don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes tu is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep tu off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys amor girls with brains más than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years o more.
51. tu have to tell a guy what tu really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in amor and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot más than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigres in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks tu to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut o silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as amor at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who puñetazo, ponche harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys amor girls who can cook o bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has más problems than tu can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do más repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are más talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still amor them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked o pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all por his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of tu o he's criticizing you.
87. When tu catch him cheating on tu and he asks for a segundo chance, give it to him. But when tu catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets tu go, he really loves you.
89. If tu have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at tu and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves tu más than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance libros that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. tu can tell if a guy is really hurt o in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks tu for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters tu and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. tu can truly say that a guy has good intentions if tu see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for consejos not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys amor tu más than tu amor them if they are serious in your relationships.

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Snowyowl1028 #6 #24 and #88 what? not true

pearlxashxdawn 2. Guys love flirts Me: Really?? O.o I always thought they hate girls who flirt???

neonstars Lol! ^ me toooooo

101musastella Thanks c:

bobby_123 >>THIS IS ALL BULLSH** You're a girl, so why are you posting this?! You know nothing about guys. And I read your post "60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls". Half of the stuff written there applies to guys as well. For example, "Girls dont like unhygenic guys"... yeah well I can tell you, guys dont like unhygenic girls. And believe me, I've met girls of such kind. Also, I've heard a lot of girls say the complete opposide of a lot of the things you say in the article. Let me tell you some truths about guys here. Just to give you a taste. TAKE THIS TO HEART: - If a guy looks at you, never assume he's into you. Guys looking at girls might just as well be judging you. So dont get your egos pumped up on guys looking at you. - Guys hate that fact that girls have double standards. Every small thing a guy says will be analyzed and tested for its logic. If its not logical, she'll rub it in his face at every chance. Thing is though, as soon as a girl says something illogical, and the guys mentions it, shes mad at him for pointing it out although she does the same all the time with the guy as well. This behavior makes guys hate women. And dont put any of that bullsh** at me, like, "yeah well thats a girls way of thinking and you cant understand it." Funny enough that argument is always the last resort instead of admitting to be wrong. Bullsh** is all what it is, and nothing else. Stupid double standards. - Dont assume all guys think with their dic**. Actually most guys dont. They DECIDE at what thime they WANT to think with their dic**. Example: if you flatter a guy to cater to his ego, dont think for one second that he does not realize what you are doing. Hes already a step ahead of you in most cases. - Most guys wish girls could see themselves from the guys perspective for just one day. Its funny that the girls' opinion is that guys are the ones who are driven by their sex desire. As a guy, you can see that girls are driven by their sexual nature JUST AS WELL. The way guys are driven is just different and might be more easy to point out. But as a guy, you see girls "thinking with their puss*" just as often as guys are accused by girls of "thinking with their dic**". TRUST ME. In some cases I think girls hide it. But in most cases I believe they are not even realizing it. Best example is girls falling for the bad guy type. Most things girls say when they talk about what kind of guys they like would immediately disqualify the bad guy type. Yet, they fall for them A LOT. Illogical and outright stupid. Talking pure bullsh**, thats what it is. - Guys hate that girls put on shows. Example: most women seem to desire general attention most. On parties that becomes obvious: Girls dancing on the dancefloor do all the hot and sexy moves to get attention from all the guys, cause the attention pumps up their egos. So she'll all be behaving like "I dont think you can handle me blabla". Later that night though, in bed, she'll be all like, "please put out the lights" or "lets leave the blanket on top". And all the guy will think is, "Great, another one who promised a lot, with a hell of a show, but now she cant keep the passion up." If the guy wouldnt wanna be there with you in bed, then he wouldnt be there, ok!?. SO RELAX AND JUST HAVE GOOD SEX goddamn... dont promise what you cant keep. I could go on and on for hrs, so if you want me to write down a list about "all TRUE things about guys in regards to girls" send me a message. If enough people want one, I will put one together and post it. BUT BE CAREFUL! Some of you ladies might get disillusioned. (...which could be a good thing, cause all you know about guys seem to be the things you WANT TO BELIEVE about guys. Not what they actually are.) Man, finding a good woman is so difficult. Most of them are full of sh**. To the brim. And the fact that all girls allow themselves to think that all guys are just horny dogs makes it even worse, CAUSE THEY ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT BETTER. Dont let them fool you, guys.

Nemisis I'm sorry, some of the generalizations about girls thrown in there make me mad, Sorry, my favorite shoes were once white, and are now brown, they have huge holes in theme. We don't all spend forever on make up either.

AllisonGarner wow how do you know all this

staankerdaskunk Welll..... The knee is the weak point and not the Target? Telling me that?

thetankmoment Wow, did you look this up?

pearlxashxdawn well, i don't like guys who like flirts :P

pearlxashxdawn 69. Guys like girls who are like their moms Me: Which mom are we talking about? The guys or the girls? Either way, it's just weird. What if the mom likes you to be embarassed or something?? Or better yet~ If the guy likes their girls to be like their moms, they should date their moms instead (lol XD) 88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you Me: Agree and Disagree on that. It actually depends on the situation you're in 55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but tamed pussycats when they're with their girlfriend Me: Definitely and undeniably true XD

blackbeltbeauty Dude my best friend is a guy and he teased me alot i mean alot now most of the boys at my school do it GOSH most of them are players there is this one i like hes a player my friends say do fall for him but i cant help it and i know what it feals like to be played it hurts i punched him in the face when iu saw him with that chick

pokemonfan909 Some aren't so true...if guys like girls with brains, a lot of wits and braniacs and fangirls would have boyfriends. The truth is- Brains scare guys. It isn't mean or anything. Some guys genuinely appreciate brains but their really few. Guys usually look for sex.

hello_sun 28. can never understand him (just a friend, not a guy i like). period. 45. he thinks I think too much actually so if he does then i must think A LOT! (ex-bf, now a friend 47. he (former crush) actually thinks i'm too short. um hello! ur over 6 ft! for weight im 106lb... so... 65. well... yeah... but he (another former crush) thought it was cute how i was "fiery" (his words) and "was" (no longer) stronger than most other girls 96. he (yet another former crush) actually asked if i wanted to feel his hair "oh... it's so soft... ha ha" (his words) i thought it was a joke until... never mind u had to be there 98. he (ex-bf) thought it was cute when i overreacted (and that happens alot) but well... he knows i don't really care (he actually told me that it was frustrating but cute that he could never tell if i was seriously angry or just overreacting) oh and guys like girls with boobs, ass, skinny waist, and skinny legs. (which i MOSTLY hav (just not rlly the big ass and skinny legs (not easy to be fit and have skinny legs at te same time) ...and there's more. srry but u don't no the guys i do... =) all of dem r so full or quirks oh and i mentioned all that bout my ex's and my former crushes so my most current ex-bf can c it. Ha who cares if u broke up w/ me on Valentines day! Oh and u know Ryan? (yes M i know ur reading this!) he asked me out yesterday! and I said yes! Ha! im NEVER getting back togethger w/ u!

kendallcox1102 gross

Theotherguy Honestly as a guy some of the stuff on this list is bs. Also let me mention there are many different kind of guys out there. Sorry, it's not going to be as easy as looking at a list to help you, life just isn't that easy.Here are the ones that don't apply to the majority: 2,7,9,11,15,21,22,24,25,29,32,38,39,43,44,47,48,63,64,65,68,69,78,79,81,88,90,92(some guys might find it troubling as it already took them courage to ask you out),94,95,96,

CheetahGirl5147 Some of these are pretty funny X3

disney345 i love this but 1 thing, on number 47 guys dont really care about weight unless their shallow

ColtLink I've read the whole list. And wow. "48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!! " No. Not all are Possessive. with my Ex-Girlfriend I gave her total freedom. yeah, I was Jealous sometimes, but thats what keeps the fire on. But aswell, Not all guys, But some, Like me, Hate when girls say "Are you jealous?" For me its like a test that we are their objects. Worth nothing more than a Sex-Plushie, A Word-dicctionary and a SMS-Machine. But thats me.

Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH A lot of these aren't true...

MaddieChan "Guys hate gays" ....um?

bob155w5w67e HOMOPHOBIC BITCHHHHHHHHH THE FUCK YOU MEANT WHEN U SAY GUYS HATE GAYS

cuteteddybear OMG! sooooo helpful

cuteteddybear wait,so you mean you like gays?

amberfairywings What girls look for in a guy: none of these